Washington DC | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Motorcycle TRASH

July 14, 2014 Washington DC 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch here is Deana Monteiro. She thinks she is the most badass bitch around columbus just because she owns a motorcycle. She is a HUGE slut and will f*ck any guy who pays attention to her. She has the body of a 12 year old boy, completely flat chested. Wouldn’t be surprised if she invested in some +2′s soon, hell she needs to. This slut is a “friend hopper” she’ll throw any of her friends under the bus to get some Greg. Her favorite color is purple, matches her bruised up loose purple vag from getting pounded so much. She LOVES yoga and prides on how flexible she is, go figure. She’s trash. Guys, watch out for her if you don’t want to contract genital warts! And girls too…watch out when you get your nails done by her. You don’t know what nasty Greg her hands have been touching!

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Name A Single Hillary Clinton Accomplishment

July 3, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 427

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the media acts like Hillary Clinton is going to be our next President, but what has she accomplished? Can you or anyone name a single accomplishment from her time in the US Senate? Can anyone name a single accomplishment as Secretary of State? Not even an accomplishment, but just a single country we have a better relationship with? She has been a massive failure at everything she has ever done. Other than staying with a cheating husband for name ID to win elections, what has she ever accomplished in public office? Can anyone name a single accomplishment? Feel free to Google it….an accomplishment does not exist.

I don’t think Hillary has the looks to become our President.- nik

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TW Shannon For US Senate

June 20, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 179

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, TW Shannon should be the next Senator from Oklahoma. At 36 years old, he is the youngest ever Speaker of the Oklahoma House of Representatives and recently stepped down to run for the US Senate. He is a Tea Party backed Conservative, running in the June 24th Republican Primary against establishment candidate James Lankford. We need more young principled leaders to bring new ideas and energy to Washington, instead of the same old establishment backed candidates whose pockets are lined by special interest groups.

I love how TheDirty.gov is a political platform.- nik

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When Did America Become Soft

June 19, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 353


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is happening in this country? The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has revoked the trademark of the NFL’s Washington Redskins, after ruling in a case brought by five Native Americans who say the name disparages them. While the decision could have wide repercussions, it does not require the team to change its name. But anyone can now make money off the Redskins… we all know they are doing this to try and have the NFL make the Washington Redskins change their name. When did we go so soft? I feel like everyone has turned gay and is so feminine towards everything. My grandpa would be turning in his grave right now and so are many of our founding fathers of this beautiful country.

No comment.- nik

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Chris Christie: Corruption Never Ending

June 18, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 68

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there are many reason Chris Christie belongs in prison or at the least deserves to be impeached. The George Washington bridge is the least of them. One of my favorites is the way he used his influence and tax payer money to keep his brother Todd Christie out of prison.

In 2003 Spear, Leeds, Todd Christies financial firm, was under investigation on suspicion of cheating customers to benefit the firm. When the United States attorney in Manhattan, David N. Kelley, secured criminal indictments against 15 traders at the firm in 2005, Todd Christie was spared, and faced only civil fraud charges along with four other traders. Even though Christie made more traded and profited more then others listed on the indictments!

During his campaign for governor, Christopher Christie stated that his brother had done “absolutely nothing wrong,” and claimed that Todd Christie had been “completely exonerated.” One of many bold faced lies from governor Christie, as his brother admitted to wrong doing and illegal trades in the SEC settlement.

The Securities and Exchange Administration settlement Todd Christie signed, dated Oct. 15, 2008, maintains that he carried out hundreds of trades that brought the firm thousands of dollars in profits at its customers’ expense, and had violated stock exchange rules.

In 2007 Chris Christie’s gave a no-bid legal contract, to monitor an orthopedics firm, to David N. Kelley, the former federal prosecutor who had handled the case against Christie’s brothers firm! Like this isn’t a complete conflict of interest!

Chris Christie was even called to Washington for a hearing on Christie’s use of deferred-prosecution agreements, and Christie was asked whether there was a “perception of a quid pro quo” when Kelley was awarded a contract after having let Todd off the hook. “No, sir, because my brother committed no wrongdoing and was found not to have committed any wrongdoing, both by the Southern District of New York and the SEC,” he answered. The answer begged for a follow-up. The SEC had found wrongdoing, and it was precisely the Southern District’s finding of no wrongdoing in his instance that was at issue1. But the lawmakers didn’t get a chance to press the matter, because moments later, Christie abruptly announced that he had to catch a train and walked out. “It was a strange hearing,” Tennessee Representative Steve Cohen told me. “He just got up and left! How does this guy get away with this kind of behavior!

He just lost my vote.- nik

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Hilary Clinton Laughs About 12 Year Old Rape Victim

June 17, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 285

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, audio was just unearthed today of a young Hilary Clinton laughing about a 12 year old girl who was raped by a 41 year old man. Hilary was the man’s defense lawyer. During the trial, Hilary “questioned the sixth grader’s honesty and claimed she had made false accusations in the past. She implied that the girl often fantasized and sought out ‘older men’ ” She used a legal loophole to get key forensic evidence thrown out so the judge could only settle on a plea deal. The man ended up serving only 2 months and then walked free. The victim, now 52, is a lifelong drug addict and says her life has been “miserable ever since”. Is Hilary going to be the next President of the United States?

Looks like I wont be voting for Hilary Clinton anytime soon.- nik

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You We’re Right About Sahara Ray

June 12, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 85

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! DA strong from the capital! So people are giving you sh*t about your rating of Sahara Ray, but you’re totally on point. The girl has an AWFUL tattoo on her arm, check it out! Talk about putting a bumper sticker on a bentley…

And a REFUND Gap and a ditch in her chin, etc.- nik

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Homeland Terrorism

June 4, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 487

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure you have heard the old saying “life imitates art” before. Obama just struck a deal to release 5 of the top terrorists at Gitmo in exchange for a missing US Marine. The policy for the U.S. is not to negotiate with terrorists but it can be an emotional issue. Is it worth it to give up some terrorists to bring back a prisoner of war? Its a tough decision. Unfortunately in this case it appears Bowe Bergdalh was actually a deserter who hated the military and walked off voluntarily. He met up with the Taliban and converted to Islam and began to teach them how to make bombs and how to counter the US attacks. He even sent all his stuff home a week before he deserted and wrote a letter denouncing America.  This all sounds like it is straight out of the show Homeland. Did Obama just make a deal to release 5 extremely dangerous terrorists to get back our very own “Nicholas Brody”?

This whole situation makes Obama look like a terrorist, very shady.- nik

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