THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t really gone out too much in DC in the last few years, and this is pretty much why. This is all there is to offer? A bunch of persian promoters can’t even edit a video form an entire “premiere” night and make it seem like a good time. If this is the best there is to offer, I’ll just stay in.

I feel bad for Mike. It looks like they lost their ass that night and how many DJ’s do you need for 150 Iranians in the club… very poor promoting.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I met this pervert off Sugardaddie.com. He goes by the name Dane. He forges checks as “David Smith” which he tried to give me as “allowance”. I met him and he tried to gift me used womens shoes and dresses. His handle on Sugardaddie is Koolsexyfun1. He stole my purse and my shoes along with $250 dollars and obviously his check bounced. Stay away from this scam artist. Never again. If anyone has more info on this guy please post! Beware!

What did you expect from a bootleg website. That’s not even the real Sugar Daddy site.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, today I turned on the news after returning from the library on my college campus only to find out that there has been yet another school shooting, this one happening in a school library at Lone Star Community College in Houston. Due to the increasing number of school shootings that are reoccurring, (there have been 5 since January 1st) I no longer feel safe on my campus especially in heavily populated places such as the library, gym, cafeteria etc. I am an extremely happy go lucky, out going, fun loving and adventurous 19 year old girl, however since seeing this last shooting I am extremely paranoid and have become overwhelmed with anxiety constantly thinking that my school could be next. I know the gun laws have been extremely controversial since Sandy Hook and even The Dark Knight movie theatre shootings, but something needs to be done, there needs to be some kind of action taken. I personally believe that Obama is a complete idiot so I’m not surprised he hasn’t taken action yet, however I do not enjoy living in constant fear of my life every time I leave my dorm room. I don’t want my anxiety to over take me and me end up dropping out of school but I cant help to wonder what if my school is next and why the f*cking President isn’t doing his job to protect the people of this county. Nik, I want to keep living the care free, happy life that I have but I dont know what to do about my safety and how to feel about living somewhere that has been the target of these shootings all over the county time after time. Please help.

Why don’t we just get TSA to monitor the entrances of our schools? Mental detectors seem to work for the violent High Schools.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this fella out and the ad he put on Craigslist… I think he has it all figured out… I would totally be doing what he is doing to spite my ex.

Free Super bowl Ticket for Hot Chick – $1 Good news for someone… My uncle got 4 tickets to the superbowl and gave me 2. My (biatch) girlfriend broke up with me on the day of the New England game so I will be taking someone along with me to spite her. I will pay for tickets, hotel, food, drinks, etc. My requirements are simple: 1. You must be hot and a Ravens fan.  2. You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/ BJ/ etc. 3. You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit.  Ladies if you are interested, click here to see the craigslist ad.