Why Obama Is The Worst

December 29, 2013 The Dirty, Washington DC 400

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you posted that pic of Obama and Bill Clinton.  Well this is my favorite one and why I can’t wait till Obama gets out of office, he is the worst President we have ever had and he is all about being a celebrity rather than a leader.

I also want to note that Scooby Sunday’s health insurance got dropped because of Obama Care.- nik

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Slob of Dance

December 19, 2013 Washington DC 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this chick here thinks shes the goddess of dance , and has the hottest bf ever lmfao . nothing else to say lets let the pictures say it all

Acrobatics alone won’t get you the job…- nik

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Ted Cruz For President

December 18, 2013 Dirty Politics, The Dirty, Washington DC 122

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what are your thoughts on Senator Ted Cruz? He was just named the 3rd most influential person in the world, behind the Pope and President Obama. He did a 20 hour filibuster in the Senate to try to get a 1-year extension of Obamacare and it turns out that he was absolutely right about everything. He went to Princeton and Harvard Law and he won both the US Debating Championship and the North American Debating Championship. He was also the runner up for the World Debating Championship. The famous liberal Harvard professor Alan Dershowitz said, “Although I disagree with him on every issue, he was the off-the-charts brilliant and the most impressive law student I ever taught.” I think Ted Cruz will end up in the White House one day, what do you think?

I’m sure the Mexicans said “we got next”… so it’s either him or the fish taco guy.- nik

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Dildo Using Loser

December 17, 2013 Washington DC 3

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THE DIRTY ARMY: I just found out this dude Matt Aman is the biggest fucking weirdo. Unfortunately he is my room mate, and I just discovered that for the entire time we’ve been living together, he’s been stealing my panties and bras. As if that’s not bad enough, he’s also stealing my dildos and then dressing up in my fuking lingerie and performing on webcam for some online mistress who he’s in totally in love with. I am absolutely disgusted. I thought he was an alright guy, but now I just want to get the fuck out of this house as soon as I can. The thought of what he did with my fucking dildos, before returning them to me makes me full on wanna throw up in my mouth.put this creepy dude on blast.

There goes my morning coffee.- nik

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Bush Vs. Obama – The Worst 16 Years Of Our Lives

December 13, 2013 The Dirty, Washington DC 456

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As America gets worse by the second who is really to blame?

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Stevie “Squa Slayer” McQuary

December 6, 2013 Washington DC 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this greasy Buck is the king of all lazy Indians. He searches the dirty long and hard to find his new girlfriends.He is currently dating dirty veteran Ericka Spence of Prince George B.C. anyways’ he cruises past the local high schools now in his maroon chrysler 200 trying to pick up little girls by offering them Hannah Montana stickers, Don’t fall for it girls the car looks new but it doesnt even have air conditioning.

Nice bike.- nik

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She Is So Rude

December 6, 2013 Washington DC 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is wrong with this girl? She craves unwanted attention as an alcoholic, plus I have heard that she has had DRD since anyone can remember. She is white trash but surprisingly comes from a decent family. I don’t understand why someone that looks like her could be such a bully. Who does she think she is? Queen Chubby Bitch?

Definitely no Queen.- nik

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Beware of Jared

December 6, 2013 Washington DC 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Watch out for Jared Van Boening! He is from Warrensburg, MO and is a pathological liar. I met him when I was at a club with a bunch of friends in DC. He comes off as very charming, caring, and a generous person, but don’t be fooled by him! He is a TRUE player and will say whatever to get down a woman’s pants. We hit it off that night and went home together. We were going to keep in touch and he was going to come and visit as much as possible. Well come to find out Jared Van Boening had a daughter and a fiancé he lived with for years. I had NO CLUE he was in a relationship or even had a child! You ask how did I find out… well I spoke with his fiancé. He told her he was going to DC for a “business” trip, which was a complete lie. All he did was party and pretend to have a shit ton of money, and was “pretty much retired at age 32″. He proclaimed he “hit the jackpot already with his career” so he didn’t need to work. Come to find out that was also a lie! The truth be told he got injured when he was working for a private security company and is living on his disability checks and credit cards. But if you check out his Facebook pics he doesn’t look like he has much of a neck injury to me. He post pics of him traveling around the world, partying, and acting like a drunken mess. This guy is a professional scammer. He even has the government convinced, so he can get money from them! I’ve met some jerks and players in my life time, but this guy tops them ALL! I just hope his fiancé is smart enough to leave his ass for good, cause apparently this isn’t the first time he has cheated on her. I truly feel bad for her and her daughter. I could tell she was completely heart broken, and if I had any clue that he had a family back home… I would of NEVER spoke to him.

He’s pushing the limits swimming with those LG’s.- nik

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