DC Porta Potty Sharmin Mahmoodi

November 9, 2013 Washington DC 72 11,491 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sharmin Mahmoodi. She runs around and acts like she’s rich and classy but in fact she’s a porta-potty. Last year she came back from Iraq where her and her sister Narmin, were wh*ring themselves for money.  She does not work and posts photos of herself with Louis Vuitton bags and shopping trips. The girl is a thief and a convicted felon. She has an embezzlement felony on her record. She is jealous of all her friends and by friends I mean 2 people. Funny thing is with all that plastic surgery you would think she would actually be cute but she’s still ugly as hell.

She could use another nose job.- nik

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American Justice: Defending The Constitution

November 3, 2013 The Dirty, Washington DC 59 95,296 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I bet you won’t post this, but I am getting a bit tired of your site. Been DA strong for a long time, but it seems like I’ve outgrown you. Please add some more intellectually stimulating sh*t, like on important matters such as news, education, politics, social policies, etc. Yeah, the sl*ts are funny but I think your sophisticated audience wants more. Once my former high school teacher (a married old dude) was terminated for admitting to sexual impropriety with a 14 year girl, it was all over the news. Still, none of my friends had the balls to post the shiz! I admit that I haven’t posted anyone myself out of fear of karma, but wtf. The least you can do is bring in some more high brow content. Let’s keep the American constitution strong: that is the main reason I support your site and have it all over my Facebook account so I can encourage others to come here and speak the truth without fear.

I can only post what is submitted. This monster is yours, not mine.- nik

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Obamacare Is Useless

November 3, 2013 The Dirty, Washington DC 487 90,021 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how do you feel about what is going on with Obamacare? Seems like a huge scam if you ask me. As the Obama administration works on improving HealthCare.gov, the dysfunctional Obamacare website, the threat of a so-called “death spiral” hangs over them. HealthCare.gov serves as the portal to the new Obamacare insurance marketplace for consumers in 36 states. If those consumers continue having trouble accessing the marketplace, as CBS News business analyst Jill Schlesinger recently put it, “there is a huge risk this plan goes down the tubes.”  I thought the president was doing this to help us, not to screw us.

Only six people signed up on day one and they need to hit 7 million by March. Good luck with that.- nik

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Military Contractor Ryan Allain Is A Traitor To USA

November 2, 2013 Washington DC 1 9,351 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ryan Allain, a United States Military contractor who has sold intelligence to China! This dude is going down, and he’s been the subject of investigation now fow a while. He lives in Fairfax, VA and does not like colored, especially blacks. He called one of the sergeants the n-word, but other than his racist ways, nobody would suspect this guy of treason until we got info from one of our own who was on another project. WTF!!!

What is with the modeling shot?- nik

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DC’s Dirtiest Asian: Cat Lee

November 2, 2013 The Dirty, Washington DC 26 92,036 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Catharina Lee. Yes, she’s an attractive asian but, unlike her bestie Valerie Rae (who you’ve also posted about), she has slept with almost every bar/club owner in DC, especially the ones she’s worked at. That’s just the tip of the iceberg. Even the man-wh*res of Arlington are starting to catch on to her sl*tty ways. And ladies, I’d suggest you steer clear. If you get too close she’ll most likely act fake and shamelessly try to sleep with your man when you’re not looking. No, scratch that, she’ll do it in front of your face. Most of the time she’s just sitting at home posting hundreds of selfies on instagram but, be careful, this b*tch is sneaky. Cat, your designer clothes and “I don’t care” attitude aren’t fooling anyone, you’re still a sl*t. Nik, it’s time for the world to know.

Why is her nose crooked?- nik

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So Called “Models” In The DC Area

November 1, 2013 Washington DC 13 5,971 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so over wannabe models in the Washington D.C. area. This girl Mary keeps popping up on my Facebook… She claims to be a “model” but in reality works at Ledo’s Pizza full time and is trailer trash. This girl thinks she’s hot sh*t but I don’t see it.. Do you?  Not only is she a desperate model but a huge druggie too. My friends brother claims she blew him for a blunt and a line of coke… pretty believable. Please put this bitch in her place.

She is normal looking.- nik

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Thanks Nik Richie

October 31, 2013 The Dirty, Washington DC 35 121,376 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I just wanted to reach out and say Thank you. I read “Sex, Lies & The Dirty” last night in just about 3 hours. I just wanted to say that your perspective is amazing. I read about how you had it all and eventually it got old. I feel the same way. The girls (as much fun as they are), the bottles, the people, everything gets old. It’s fake. I just thought you should know I thought the book was amazing and I wanted to say Thank you for writing and releasing this outstanding piece. Keep it up brah! PS. The past is the past.

Everyone has a journey and a purpose… I’m still trying to figure out mine.- nik

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Kabbadi Player

October 29, 2013 Dirty Greeks, Washington DC 28 7,272 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey guys this is deepa Kaler, or you can call him hardeep Kaler or deepa abbotsfordiya , this guy is a creep he has pictures on his phone of little girls that are still in high school guy jerks off to that shit at the gym before he works out to get a “pump” this nasty fucker goes to clubs and shuvs in hands in peoples asses and smells his fingers after and tells people that it smells great he also plays kabbadi and gets fucked by dippers from India he’s they bitch he gets chocked shuved up his ass jizz on his face like no Tommorow and he try’s to Avoid this topic when brought up . He has a problem of putting other people and which builds his self a steam . He says he only goes out to get bitches but generally he only goes out to get pictures of girls which he could jerk to cuz this nasty fuker Anit getting layed

Matching outfits are never a good idea.- nik

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