Nik, I Want This Guy To Be The Next President


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, finally someone with passion flipped out on national media news and told the truth! I want this guy for president. F*CK YES!

I like this guy. Passion is the drive from the heart. At least someone in this country cares more about the future than his wallet.- nik

Message To The American People


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sh*t is scaring me about my country.  I just had baby twins and I don’t want them growing up in this nation. How serious is this? I’m about to get the hell out of here and move North to Canada.

I think the United Kingdom should start setting up camps for Americans.- nik

Washington DC’s Menx aka The Mole



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, little Miss Menxy Pie aka “The Mole” has been posted before but who ever made the posts before doesn’t understand that you don’t just post all the dirty ammo (i.e. the naked pic, her real fat face) all at once!  Anyways, Nik, can you please give her what she wants and make her The Dirty’s first South Asian Dirty Celeb?  She loves acting like she some sort of blog celebrity, who’s decided to go into seclusion. Reality is she got fat and old, that\’s why she keeps posting and using the same old pics from when she 20/21.  Oh and God forbid if you (a normal guy/girl not one of those ugly greasy creepers) try complimenting her or saying something nice, because she’ll only repay you with being a snot and arrogant.  Get over yourself, MEHREEN, with your fakeass mole and nickname NO ONE calls you!! You have no fashion sense, you may have money but you don’t know how to use it and you’re stupid, who writes about being proud about leaving America to like in Bangladesh!  Nik, let her know what the price is to pay if she wants to “be famous on the internet”-people will put you on blast! She’s actually a dark fat piggy faced girl who photoshops herself to look lighter and skinner! Must be so proud she married a light skin Paki (whose family can’t stand her by the way!!)-bwhahaha!  People are still thirsty about her b/c they’re still commenting from 2 days ago on her previous posts. So, do your work, Dirty Army and get all the dirty shit on her! Word is she’s a coke head and was preggers but more then likely has aborted the poor baby by now to save Daddy’s name because he’s such “a big guy” in Bangladesh. Like that counts for anything!

Should we call her The Mole or The Leech?- nik

Our First Amendment Is In Serious Jeopardy


First Amendment is Facing Some Serious Shit

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, although I sometimes disagree with your opinions, I have to thank you right now for upholding the First Amendment when it’s under attack. I mean, look at the news; internet censorship, Occupy Wall Street protests being repressed; how can the government violate the constitution and get away with it? I literally don’t understand how anyone could think any of this is okay. I don’t care about whether someone agrees with OWS or not; they have the right to protest. I’m not usually all PRO-AMERICA, THIS IS THE LAND OF FREEDOM but America prides itself in being free and then goes and pulls this?

Well, if I lose my court case on Dec. 9th, First Amendment is dead. Be ready for Facebook, Youtube and pretty much any website that lets third party voices to participate to be shut down if I lose.- nik

Washington DC DOES Have Beauties


Washington DC DOES have beauties!

Washington DC DOES have beauties!

Washington DC DOES have beauties!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been fed up with this Washington DC section which is always filled with the Muslim/Islamic/Arabian/whatever-the-f*ck-Middle-Eastern dirt. But in fact, DC does have true beauties. This is Camille (?). She goes to my gym and is a bartender of a bar in DC. Her personality is kinda plain but she has the most natural and prettiest face I’ve seen. She reminds me of Alessandra Ambrosio mixed with Rosie Huntington Whiteley with a curvier bod. So what you think, Nik? Would you?

Your joking right…she has a curved horse head, an over-sized nose and of course thunder down under.- nik

What Do You Think


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is smoking hot. Met her at the mall, but she gave me some lame excuse that she has a bf (which is a lie, because we have many mutual friends, and I know she’s single). Her attitude was stuck up and rude! I recently found her on Facebook and from what I see, she’s not as b*tchy as I thought.. Or am I wrong?? Don’t know much about this chick other than shes obsessed with makeup and addicted to hookah! Should I make a move anyway?

Are you in Junior High… who asks a chick out at the Mall? She is beat, no moves are necessary.- nik

DC Tranny


DC TRANNY!

DC TRANNY!

DC TRANNY!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Amber. She is a DC Bottle Rat to the MAX. She is also an aspiring Model, as you can see by the photo’s , she’s quite the site for sore eyes. I have to say, she could be the next America’s Next Top Model….She even made a FAME NAME  “ADORA CELESTE” I’m almost positive i saw her running the Heel Race around Dupont Circle, not sure if she’s a real woman or not I figured you’d have a good time with this one… HA. What do You think??

I think that camel-toe was photoshopped in to replace its greg.- nik

Meet Carlie-Smells Fishy


Meet Carlie- Smells Fishy

Meet Carlie- Smells Fishy

Meet Carlie- Smells Fishy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet Carlie. I went to High School with this chick. She was the popular girl and thought she was so hot.. now she’s so not… Carlie couldn’t get to any college and was cheated on by her boyfriend about 94948595 times. She made fun of me all the time but guess who got the last laugh.. Her ex has told everyone she was never a good fu*k, smelled a little fishy down there, and didn’t take care of the “bush”. Nik, I hope you agree. She’s fu*king gross.

That guys got bigger t*ts then her.- nik

Even In Your Mind She Has To Be Almost Perfect


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been friends with this girl for a while, and I think she is simply amazing. Her body, her looks, everything. I know a lot of girls would kill to look like her! She is Russian and her name is Ksusha. I have to know your opinion! Admit it, maybe in your mind she is not perfect, but she sure is very close to it!

She has no definition in her face… all I see is a small cube connected to long shoulders.- nik

Should I Send This Picture To My Boyfriend


Am I Fat?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please help me. I can’t decide if i should send this to my boyfriend or not. Do I look fat? I know I’m not the skinniest girl in the world.

No, don’t send it.- nik