THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on the app Tinder. It’s been a big hit here at my school WSU, especially since we’re a smaller than usual campus. It’s been a great way to meet new friends that already know your friends. But while on the app, I came across this crazy photo, which at first made me feel uncomfortable, but then made me laugh because it was so upfront, yet so pathetic. So instead of saying “next”, I clicked like, just so I could ask if it actually was working for him. Apparently he’s not having too much luck with hookups, so I figured I’d help him out. Ladies and Gents, I give you WSU Rower Zach.
Just gents…- nik