THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kaitlyn. This psycho was in my sisters sorority. She is the fugliest b*tch ive ever met and gives everyone she hangs out with a bad reputation. All the guys know her as “sigma klinger” because that’s what she is. she never got initiated because she was so focused on some guy she met last night that she didn’t focus on grades at all. She has major daddy issues and is a class 5 clinger. She has been black balled from over 5 fraternities for not leaving guys alone. She cries so hard she cant even function because the guy she f*cked in one house found out about his brother that she blew the night before. She takes guys being nice as them being interested in her. One time, this guy walked her home and she misinterpreted it as he was in love her and then stalked the living sh*t out of him for the next month of his life. She invites herself over without even asking. Her own big sister hates her because she made out with the guy her sister liked. Sisters don’t do that to each other! This crazy claims shes a virgin but i know at least 10 guys personally that she has f*cked. Games up, sloot! Her parents took her out of WSU for getting a 1.2 gpa. Now shes going to community college in Tacoma and is planning on coming back next year. There’s NO way anyone will let you back into sigma kappa, you gave that house the worst name ever! The only guys she can get are poor innocent geeds who don’t know what they are getting themselves into. Any guy that does have the misfortune of have fun dealing with her crying over her ex boyfriend shes still in love with from three years ago, GOOD LUCK YOU WILL NEED IT!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Vanessa. This girl has zero class. She is suicidal and bipolar and has multiple run ins with the police due to overdosing and multiple MIPs. She doesn’t have that many friends and the friends she does have she stabs them in the back by makes out with their boyfriends and putting them in danger of getting arrested. This girl has women’s transit on SPEED DIAL. She loves getting so f*cked up that she cant function and then f*cking as many guys as she can get her hand on. Fat or skinny, this girl has zero no self respect. She will f*ck multiple guys in one night and the next morning act like nothing happened. MEN OF GREEK ROW: WATCH OUT FOR THIS NUMBER! She loves going to frat parties and drinking so much she becomes a liability for the house. If you let this girl into your party, guaranteed your house will be receiving a phone call from the police and the next day your house will be dry. Rumor has it that this girl has woken up naked covered in vomit at 5 different frats. KEEP HER AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyle H*ghsmith. One of the most manipulative douche bags in Bellevue! Sleeps with literally any girl he can creep on. He went to WSU and got kicked out of his frat, Theta Chi because they called him Creeper Kyle for wh*ring his way to get a nut anyway he can. He’s no stranger to drugging girls and sleeping with any girl any age even if its mulitple girls who are underage. Please tell this creep to stop raping girls and put him in his place.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cynthia Evenson. All the guys here at Washington State know her all too well. She’s f*cked so many guys here, it’s hard to find any other guy that hasn’t. She’s f*cked half the guys in my frat, as well as almost every other frat here. Last weekend, she took one of my brothers’ virginity and had her sister videotape it. She’s well over 40 guys by now, just since her coming to this school in August. She’s up to 3 this week, just in my frat. WARNING TO ALL MEN: She may seem really hot while you’re blacked out and grabbing at your c*ck, but you are not the first. DO NOT SLEEP WITH HER. PS: She has gnarly braces that you might not see at first. I’m surprised they didn’t get caught while she was sucking my d*ck. She’s the one in black in all the pictures.

Girls like her need to a lot of practice before they can break their way into the strip club.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is Landon Buford. He transferred to Washington State University but needs to be kicked out. He’s been here for one Semester and is already on academic probation…he got a D average!! He is the most disgusting African-American I have ever come in contact with, he preys on Freshmen girls (he is a Junior) and tells his friends he’ll invite them to parties so he can “Get them drunk and get it in!!!!”. He worked on campus but got FIRED for SEXUAL harassement. Nik get the word out that this creep is lurking all over campus for the next girl to violate.

The humanity, he’s not an A student…- nik