THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kaitlyn. This psycho was in my sisters sorority. She is the fugliest b*tch ive ever met and gives everyone she hangs out with a bad reputation. All the guys know her as “sigma klinger” because that’s what she is. she never got initiated because she was so focused on some guy she met last night that she didn’t focus on grades at all. She has major daddy issues and is a class 5 clinger. She has been black balled from over 5 fraternities for not leaving guys alone. She cries so hard she cant even function because the guy she f*cked in one house found out about his brother that she blew the night before. She takes guys being nice as them being interested in her. One time, this guy walked her home and she misinterpreted it as he was in love her and then stalked the living sh*t out of him for the next month of his life. She invites herself over without even asking. Her own big sister hates her because she made out with the guy her sister liked. Sisters don’t do that to each other! This crazy claims shes a virgin but i know at least 10 guys personally that she has f*cked. Games up, sloot! Her parents took her out of WSU for getting a 1.2 gpa. Now shes going to community college in Tacoma and is planning on coming back next year. There’s NO way anyone will let you back into sigma kappa, you gave that house the worst name ever! The only guys she can get are poor innocent geeds who don’t know what they are getting themselves into. Any guy that does have the misfortune of have fun dealing with her crying over her ex boyfriend shes still in love with from three years ago, GOOD LUCK YOU WILL NEED IT!