Sigma Stalker

February 24, 2012 Dirty Greeks, Seattle, Washington State 27

Sigma Stalker

Sigma Stalker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kaitlyn. This psycho was in my sisters sorority. She is the fugliest b*tch ive ever met and gives everyone she hangs out with a bad reputation. All the guys know her as “sigma klinger” because that’s what she is. she never got initiated because she was so focused on some guy she met last night that she didn’t focus on grades at all. She has major daddy issues and is a class 5 clinger. She has been black balled from over 5 fraternities for not leaving guys alone. She cries so hard she cant even function because the guy she f*cked in one house found out about his brother that she blew the night before. She takes guys being nice as them being interested in her. One time, this guy walked her home and she misinterpreted it as he was in love her and then stalked the living sh*t out of him for the next month of his life. She invites herself over without even asking. Her own big sister hates her because she made out with the guy her sister liked. Sisters don’t do that to each other! This crazy claims shes a virgin but i know at least 10 guys personally that she has f*cked. Games up, sloot! Her parents took her out of WSU for getting a 1.2 gpa. Now shes going to community college in Tacoma and is planning on coming back next year. There’s NO way anyone will let you back into sigma kappa, you gave that house the worst name ever! The only guys she can get are poor innocent geeds who don’t know what they are getting themselves into. Any guy that does have the misfortune of have fun dealing with her crying over her ex boyfriend shes still in love with from three years ago, GOOD LUCK YOU WILL NEED IT!



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Vannesa The Black Out Queen

February 24, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Washington State 3

Vannesa, The Black Out Queen

Vannesa, The Black Out Queen

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Vanessa. This girl has zero class. She is suicidal and bipolar and has multiple run ins with the police due to overdosing and multiple MIPs. She doesn’t have that many friends and the friends she does have she stabs them in the back by makes out with their boyfriends and putting them in danger of getting arrested. This girl has women’s transit on SPEED DIAL. She loves getting so f*cked up that she cant function and then f*cking as many guys as she can get her hand on. Fat or skinny, this girl has zero no self respect. She will f*ck multiple guys in one night and the next morning act like nothing happened. MEN OF GREEK ROW: WATCH OUT FOR THIS NUMBER! She loves going to frat parties and drinking so much she becomes a liability for the house. If you let this girl into your party, guaranteed your house will be receiving a phone call from the police and the next day your house will be dry. Rumor has it that this girl has woken up naked covered in vomit at 5 different frats. KEEP HER AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE!



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Biggest Creep On The Eastside

February 13, 2012 Dirty Predator, Seattle, Washington State 16

Biggest Creep on the Eastside

Biggest Creep on the Eastside

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyle H*ghsmith. One of the most manipulative douche bags in Bellevue! Sleeps with literally any girl he can creep on. He went to WSU and got kicked out of his frat, Theta Chi because they called him Creeper Kyle for wh*ring his way to get a nut anyway he can. He’s no stranger to drugging girls and sleeping with any girl any age even if its mulitple girls who are underage. Please tell this creep to stop raping girls and put him in his place.



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Biggest Slore At Washington State

January 30, 2012 Washington State 33

Biggest Whore at Washington State

Biggest Whore at Washington State

Biggest Whore at Washington State

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cynthia Evenson. All the guys here at Washington State know her all too well. She’s f*cked so many guys here, it’s hard to find any other guy that hasn’t. She’s f*cked half the guys in my frat, as well as almost every other frat here. Last weekend, she took one of my brothers’ virginity and had her sister videotape it. She’s well over 40 guys by now, just since her coming to this school in August. She’s up to 3 this week, just in my frat. WARNING TO ALL MEN: She may seem really hot while you’re blacked out and grabbing at your c*ck, but you are not the first. DO NOT SLEEP WITH HER. PS: She has gnarly braces that you might not see at first. I’m surprised they didn’t get caught while she was sucking my d*ck. She’s the one in black in all the pictures.

Girls like her need to a lot of practice before they can break their way into the strip club.- nik



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Landon Buford Is A Sexual Predator

January 18, 2012 Tacoma, Washington State 23

Landon Buford is sexual predator.

Landon Buford is sexual predator.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is Landon Buford. He transferred to Washington State University but needs to be kicked out. He’s been here for one Semester and is already on academic probation…he got a D average!! He is the most disgusting African-American I have ever come in contact with, he preys on Freshmen girls (he is a Junior) and tells his friends he’ll invite them to parties so he can “Get them drunk and get it in!!!!”. He worked on campus but got FIRED for SEXUAL harassement. Nik get the word out that this creep is lurking all over campus for the next girl to violate.

The humanity, he’s not an A student…- nik



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Danielle Is Nothing But A Jersey Chaser

January 10, 2012 Dirty Cheerleaders, The Dirty, Washington DC, Washington State 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Danielle has been on your site plenty of times.  People have tried to say she is nice and a great person.  So how come she only dates athletes and would never give a guy like me a shot? It is insane to hear about how many athletes have ran through her and she is not ashamed.  Also check out her new brunette look, do you like it?

It doesn’t matter if I like… I am not at athlete so my thoughts are irrelevant.- nik



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Sara Is Pregnant With Gabe’s Baby But Sleeping With Grant

January 2, 2012 Seattle, The Dirty, Washington State 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl was pregnant with this guy Gabe’s baby but sleeping with the guy above in the pic (Grant Kapinos). I feel really bad that he was banging her while she is/was preggers with another man’s baby, this b*tch is nasty! Hey b*tch put a bag over your face and one on the different dudes penis that end up in your gapping vagina. Your parents must be proud!

I hope the baby is ok.- nik



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More About Drug Dealing Rob Flatt Of Sigma Chi

December 26, 2011 Dirty Greeks, Seattle, Washington State 16

More About Drug-Dealing Rob Flatt of Sigma Chi

More About Drug-Dealing Rob Flatt of Sigma Chi

More About Drug-Dealing Rob Flatt of Sigma Chi

More About Drug-Dealing Rob Flatt of Sigma Chi

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was so excited to see the post about the WSU Sigma Chis, because I cant even convey how much I hate these guys. Your contributor barely scratched the surface about was writing to tell you more about the dirtiest guy skulking around the property- Robert Flatt. He is actually 39, not 40, as the last post says (insert laugh here). You have never met a bigger bunch of pussies than these dudes, and Rob struts around like he is their King. They have this claim that they are “gentlemen” and want to be known as different than other frats, but their backyard features two trees- the puke tree and the piss tree. Nothing like enjoying a nice beer while one sigma chi pukes, and one pees no more than ten feet from you. Dont even get me started about Rob’s wife, Jessica, who will kick hot girls out of parties at their frat saying the girls are “too drunk,” or “sloppy” or, in one case, she accused a girl of stealing things to justify throwing her out! Everyone knows why she wants the hot, drunk girls gone (not like there are a lot of these at sigma chi, ever, lets be honest), because her dirty husband has a taste for the young drunk ones! There are multiple stories around campus about him molesting drunk girls who have had a bit too much at their frat. These two geriatrics run the house as if it is their own personal fiefdom. What I have never been able to understand is why the normal, college aged dudes follow Rob? I mean, I understand you are like only 18-22 ish, but why just do whatever some douchebag says? I have literally heard them say, “Well, if Rob says thats what we should do, then we should!” Rob will lock up their alcohol, that they all chipped in to buy, and dole it out “at his discretion.” Rob was not even honorably discharged from the military- a dirty little secret he is keeping from his brothers. The funniest part is not only is he selling drugs at a house already in trouble for drugs, but he is the formal recruitment chair. Do you know how many pledges they got at formal recruitment? ZERO. Yep, ZERO. They were all waiting outside the CUB for their pledges to come running out to them on bid day… and they just stood there, like the fat girl at the prom, while alllll of the guys ran to other chapters. Once every last new pledge had run past them, they slunk back to their shitty little hovel, di*ks in hand. I included a picture of their frat house, just so you can laugh. It is literally smaller than an average single-family home. Congrats on Press, Nik, keep up the good work, and post this about the DIRTIEST old man in a frat ANYWHERE!

This couple must be the biggest losers in Washington if they’re choosing to spend their free time in a FRAT HOUSE.- nik



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