Washington State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

How Do I Do This In Your Gentleman Way Nik

July 10, 2011 Seattle, The Dirty, Washington State 28

Need your help Nik

Need your help Nik

Need your help Nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been Dirty Strong here in the Tri-Cities for two years now. Well Nik, I need your help. Being the gentleman that you have become over the years, I need to know how to tell my old stable that they need to retire to pasture and make room for the new fillies. I believe their best racing days are behind them now. How do I do this in your gentleman way?

Get a new cell phone number and pretend you are dating a hot new girl while you build your new stable.- nik



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Horn Haired Sloot

June 9, 2011 Dirty Greeks, Seattle, Washington State 17

Horn Haired Slut

Horn Haired Slut

Horn Haired Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since people are on a roll with hair how about this b*tch. not only is she a horrible singer with the voice of a man but she has the worst hair I’ve ever seen. She teases her hair into horns but only cares about how it looks from the front cuz it is hella nasty all up in the back. she just graduated from WSU Magna CUM Laude, is one of the biggest sloots around greek row, she had a boyfriend for a while but cheated on him with guy after guy and even f*cked his pledge brother. way to go Julie, good luck making friends out in the real world where your ‘sisters’ aren’t forced to put up with you anymore.

You could balance a lot of plates on that head.- nik



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Sara From WSU

May 31, 2011 Washington State, Would You? 19

Sara loves anal

Sara loves anal

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think she’s one of the most beautiful girls at WSU, so would you?

Answer: No, I can tell by the lack of definition in her stomach that she is bound to blow up by age 23, and the size of her beak doesn’t help her case either.



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Miley Cyrus Wanna Be At Washington State

May 24, 2011 Seattle, Washington State 34

Miley Cyrus Wannabe

Miley Cyrus Wannabe

Miley Cyrus Wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch walks around WAZZU in her cowboy boots like she owns everything and everyone in it.  She is a wannabe country singer who will never be bigger than her own hair. It’s really too bad that such a great set of t*ts was wasted on a dumb *ss like this.

She needs to relax on the hair.- nik



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Dirty Julie

May 2, 2011 Seattle, Washington State 33

julie anderson is a dirty baby killer

julie anderson is a dirty baby killer

julie anderson is a dirty baby killer

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this girl julie anderson is a freshman at wsu. she is from bellevue and thought she could could hide from her dirty past. she is an ugly liar and will throw anyone under the bus so she can continue to live her disgusting life. before she left for college she got pregnant by a 30 year old man. after her abortion she told her friends how she watched the baby get sucked out and thought it was funny. what a sick bitch. dirty army have at her!

Looks like she’s driving drunk…actually it looks like shes living drunk.- nik



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De’Angelo Casto’s Ultimate DreamKiller

April 28, 2011 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Washington State 19

WSU dreamkiller

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ultimate dreamkiller. Washington States DeAngelo Casto knocked up the then 17 year old “gf”. Cheats on her daily. Dropped out of college one year early to enter NBA draft to quote on quote support his child. Only part is he will never be drafted. Now looks like he will be the most talented basketball player to flip burgers for a living.

Can he do tricks? Maybe the Harlem Globef*ckers will take him since he already has one bastard child on the resume.- nik



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ManFest Destiny

April 6, 2011 Washington State 5

ManFest Destiny

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Destiny (eve costume), better known as ManFest Destiny, The C*mster, or Dirty Destiny, is a real threat to any self respecting male, or female, out there. Her typical weekend activities include going out, blacking out, putting out, and passing out, but not necessarily in that order. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Not even Ray Charles would do her. But in only two semesters at WSU, she could open up a sperm bank with the amount and variety of semen inside of her. There’s a real c*mcoction inside this dumpster.

And I guess it’s my destiny to tell you to put your clothes back on, and a bag over your head.- nik



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WSU’s Finest

April 6, 2011 Washington State 14

Players getting pussy, girls getting heart hurt.

Players getting pussy, girls getting heart hurt.

Players getting pussy, girls getting heart hurt.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two players are constantly breaking hearts and popping cherries, at WSU these two studs are getting it where ever they can and are always hooking up with new girls. The tag team duo are always each others wingmen and can get any girl they want, no matter how hot, if they are in a relationship, or even lesbian. I myself have had the two charm their way into me and my best friends pants, and ultimately ruin our reputations. Even though it was the best sex of my life, 8 orgasms in one night is just too much. Watch out for these two, any guys that hot cant be trusted.

8 organisms eh, nice try guys…None of your friends back home will believe your actually sleeping with girls.- nik



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