THE DIRTY ARMY: So, word has been going around campus that this Tri Delta is in a porno. Of course once that rumor is spread around, someone had to confirm that it’s true. And what do ya know, it is. Way to be the sl*ttiest girls on campus, Tri Delts. If you can’t get laid, Tri-Delt obviously.

This is Washington State University just incase you were wondering.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is for Sara, you’re such a f*cking sl*t. Thanks a lot for f*cking my husband. Oh and sending him pictures of yourself in barely anything. Does marriage mean nothing to you? Please stop sending pictures and texts to him! He’s f*cking married! To me! And we have two children together! But somehow I am not surprised you would be such a wh*re. I hope you one day marry a man and that cheats on you left and right with sk*nks from the bar. Oh and don’t worry we’re getting a divorce and I’m taking custody of the kids. He’s all yours, you f*cking life ruiner. F*ck You.

Sara let me know if you want Ashton’s number.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…please call WSU and tell them they need to have hot chicks on their cheer squad and not 12 year old boys. I was flipping through some pictures and came across this chick. WTF not to mention she used to be the miss junior teen Washington or whatever. I do have to say she is a pretty nice girl…but she looks like she still is unable to ride the merry-go-round since she looks so young.

Simple solution is for her to get +2′s. Her age will look perfect then.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Morgan B. she is orange and gained about 20 lbs since going off to WSU. She has the most obnoxious voice ever and thinks she is one of the hottest people to walk the earth.

I’m scared she is going to posses me if I look at her in the eyes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been Dirty Strong here in the Tri-Cities for two years now. Well Nik, I need your help. Being the gentleman that you have become over the years, I need to know how to tell my old stable that they need to retire to pasture and make room for the new fillies. I believe their best racing days are behind them now. How do I do this in your gentleman way?

Get a new cell phone number and pretend you are dating a hot new girl while you build your new stable.- nik