Ugliest Sloot At WSU

April 1, 2011 Washington State 11 7,342 Views

Ugliest Bitch at WSU

Ugliest Bitch at WSU

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Devan Paxton. She’s got to be the most annoying, slootiest, sorority girl I’ve ever met. Not to mention she’s kicked as sh*t. Can you say mega forehead? Accompanied with a huge fat vein right down the center. The worst part is somehow, this b*tch is able to pull guys and is a known serial boyfriend stealer. Probably only because she leaves her legs open for anyone. Otherwise she doesn’t have much else going for her.

Wow, you could shine a light with a magnifying glass and kill ants with that thing.- nik



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The Classiest Birthday Ever

March 22, 2011 Spring Break, Washington State 7 9,844 Views

The Classiest Birthday Ever.

The Classiest Birthday Ever.

The Classiest Birthday Ever.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out her Facebook, Best Facebook Status:  ”Who knows where I can pick up a strap on?” Best Conversation On A Picture:–Mikayla: please just admit that you want it! you told me the night that they came over:) –Ashana: ahhhhhhhhhh! you caught me i finally need me sum a dat dark chocolate ;)—Mikayla: trust me you will love it!:) haha –Ashana: youre a bitch for deleting my comment!!!!!! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEZach: ashana your all drunk those brothas know they bout to get some. icebreakerrr…I hope your mother is proud.

All she wanted was a purple crayon and she got it…congratulations.- nik



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Rielle Fake

March 15, 2011 Dirty MySpace, Seattle, Washington State 26 8,362 Views

Rielle Fake

Rielle Fake

Rielle Fake

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Rielle, Bellevue’s Very Own DRD With Feet! This Girls’ Right Leg Has Never Met Her Left Leg. She Loves Older Black C*ck And Only F*cks Around With Baby Daddys. Before, She Would Go To As Many Parties As She Could To Get Drunk And F*ck Anyone With A D*ck, No Matter What Size. Now, She Says Shes Looking For A Real Relationship Which She Had With Some White Boy That Lasted About 2 Weeks. Guess He Saw Her During The Day And Didn’t Recognize Her. She Posts Vulgar Statuses On Facebook All Alluding To Sex. When It Comes To Girls, She Has A Habit Of Becoming Really Close Friends With One Really Pretty Girl, Spending All Her Time With Them Until She Finds Out Enough Then Starts Talking Sh*t Behind Their Backs. It Happened With Madi And Ended With Ariana. Now No One Is Friends With Her Except For A Group Of Sloots Just Like Her That Go Clubbing Every Weekend At 16 And Up Shows And Always Brag About How “Crackin” It Was. Nothing 16 And Up Is EVER Crackin Dumb B*tches. With Her Going Off To WSU Next Fall, Being “New Meat” Once Again, She Will Continue To Spread Her Crabs To The Next Poor Victim.

She looks like those roasted pigs hanging in Chinese restaurants, how strange.- nik



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Mackin Like A Pro

February 16, 2011 Seattle, Washington State 43 5,300 Views

Mackin Like A Pro Ho

Mackin Like A Pro Ho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik, here you have a purple crayon loving slut by the name of Alyson M. She f*cks every black man she encounters and sucks the purple crayon until it’s white. Her parents are drug dealers and drug addicts and her mom’s also a stripper. Alyson goes to WSU only for the black meat and enjoys cramming fat purple crayons down her throat any chance she gets. She’s also a facebook wh*re! Don’t let her befriend any of your friends because if they’re indeed black, she’ll like every picture and every status update and comment on everything. Anything she can do to get some purple crayon she will. And here’s the worse part of it all, she thinks she’s black, “N*gga this, n*gga that.” She’s dirty for real. WATCH OUT. HIDE YOUR KID AND YOUR WIFE AND YOUR HUSBAND CAUSE SHE F*CKING EVERYBODY OUT HERE.

Nice try hiding the belly in the bottom picture, its usless though we can tell from the arms.  Also some more back tats may help the wrinkles.- nik



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Extreme Feminist Needs To Be Exposed For All To See

February 14, 2011 Washington State 5 7,815 Views

Extreme feminist needs to be punked for all to see

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay, Adriana Diaz is in my Women Studies class and this girl is straight off her rocker. First, she is an extreme feminist. This girl never shuts up in class and I mean never!! She thinks that everyone in class is interested in her opinion when in fact, nobody cares, all she does is blab and blab and blab, everyone’s laughing at her in reality. Also, she totally dissed you in front of the whole class!! Somehow, out of nowhere, she brings up TheDirty.com and totally bashes you and I quote. “This guy isl like total trash, he’s below average looking so my guess is that he’s just mad at women because he can’t get a date” Wow, this coming from a below average looking, loud mouth bimbo!! The other girls feel sorry for her and laugh. Please, for the sake of us all, put this cackling hen in her place, thanks, your the best! Muahh! BTW- This picture does her wonders!

Extreme feminist and beat means she is no doubt a dyke.- nik



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These Girls Live In A Dump

January 18, 2011 Seattle, Washington State 19 9,718 Views

skanky enumclaw girls

skanky enumclaw girls

skanky enumclaw girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, three of these girls are skanks: Jenn right there sticking her tongue out is a wh*re and likes to party and get banged by random guys and Claire right there in the middle is just a straight sloot and has gotten with the whole town and Carli on the bottom smile by the but thinks she’s hot sh*t which makes me laugh because her smile is so gross and she thinks she’s the hottest ever and the other girls they hang with look like ho*s to me.

They look like a gang of midgets.- nik



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Tool Academy

December 2, 2010 Seattle, Washington State 16 5,635 Views

TOOL ACADEMY

TOOL ACADEMY

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yeah so this is Ryan Sweet, He is the biggest douchebag mother fakkka in the world, He is more used up then a dirty tampon. he may act like he has game, but watch out he may creep up on ya when you least expect it….full of a crap GIRLS BEWARE OF THIS THING.

I actually thought the first pic was a girl till I went back for further inspection.- nik



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The Queen Of Dirt And Lies

November 30, 2010 Denver, Washington State 35 6,972 Views

Crystal scioly...the queen of lies and dirty crotch

Crystal scioly...the queen of lies and dirty crotch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Beware of this girl!!!!!! Crystal Marie Scioly who is fron spokane washington although she just moved to Denver with her boyfriend Mike!! She goes around cheating on her man sleeping with numerous guys !! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! She dated my friend for a few months and when he found out she had a boyfriend she left him and changed her number. Come to find out she already knew she had it after we talked to the guy she dated before him. I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE COULD BE SO RECKLESS WITH OTHER PEOPLES LIVES!!!!! Not only is she a liar and dirty,but also a big thief! she has been fired from two different places of employment for stealing! once at a cafe she worked at and a smoke shop in spokane. she is bad news!!!

Horses are always trouble.- nik



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