THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Devan Paxton. She’s got to be the most annoying, slootiest, sorority girl I’ve ever met. Not to mention she’s kicked as sh*t. Can you say mega forehead? Accompanied with a huge fat vein right down the center. The worst part is somehow, this b*tch is able to pull guys and is a known serial boyfriend stealer. Probably only because she leaves her legs open for anyone. Otherwise she doesn’t have much else going for her.
Wow, you could shine a light with a magnifying glass and kill ants with that thing.- nik