THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since people are on a roll with hair how about this b*tch. not only is she a horrible singer with the voice of a man but she has the worst hair I’ve ever seen. She teases her hair into horns but only cares about how it looks from the front cuz it is hella nasty all up in the back. she just graduated from WSU Magna CUM Laude, is one of the biggest sloots around greek row, she had a boyfriend for a while but cheated on him with guy after guy and even f*cked his pledge brother. way to go Julie, good luck making friends out in the real world where your ‘sisters’ aren’t forced to put up with you anymore.

You could balance a lot of plates on that head.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think she’s one of the most beautiful girls at WSU, so would you?

Answer: No, I can tell by the lack of definition in her stomach that she is bound to blow up by age 23, and the size of her beak doesn’t help her case either.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch walks around WAZZU in her cowboy boots like she owns everything and everyone in it.  She is a wannabe country singer who will never be bigger than her own hair. It’s really too bad that such a great set of t*ts was wasted on a dumb *ss like this.

She needs to relax on the hair.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ultimate dreamkiller. Washington States DeAngelo Casto knocked up the then 17 year old “gf”. Cheats on her daily. Dropped out of college one year early to enter NBA draft to quote on quote support his child. Only part is he will never be drafted. Now looks like he will be the most talented basketball player to flip burgers for a living.

Can he do tricks? Maybe the Harlem Globef*ckers will take him since he already has one bastard child on the resume.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Destiny (eve costume), better known as ManFest Destiny, The C*mster, or Dirty Destiny, is a real threat to any self respecting male, or female, out there. Her typical weekend activities include going out, blacking out, putting out, and passing out, but not necessarily in that order. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Not even Ray Charles would do her. But in only two semesters at WSU, she could open up a sperm bank with the amount and variety of semen inside of her. There’s a real c*mcoction inside this dumpster.

And I guess it’s my destiny to tell you to put your clothes back on, and a bag over your head.- nik