THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Britney.  She works at my local club in Palm Beach, she is the hottest girl in the club and always getting hit on, but problem is if you don’t have cash or your not a Jersey Shore looking scum bag, she won’t hook up with you. How can I score this bar maid Nik?

Some chicks should never smile. You don’t want this girl, she bench presses way too much… her +2′s are being eaten by muscle.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I read your article about Caitlin Moores. I had the fine pleasure of being scammed by this creature. Be careful what you wish for!!!

I knew she had nude images floating around. I could see it in her face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is classic. So this 18 year old Micahel Smerigilio was cleaning his gun when he accidentally fired it…anddd it happen to be aimed at his greg. The bullet BLEW A HOLE through it and his left ballsac perform settling in his though. The best part? When police questioned him, he lied and said he was just walking down the street. Then fessed up to shooting the gun…and admitting he bought it illegally at a party. HA! Poster Child for Gun Control or what Nik?

Nice Beamer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this asshole’s name is Spencer Kasmere from West Palm Beach, FL. We’ve talked on and off for the past 2 years and he has been nothing but a waste of time. He will text me and persuade me that his intentions are good, but then he will just end up trying to use me. He is a desperate and lonely loser who tries to get with me at his own convenience. He knows that whenever we talk I have feelings for him, but that doesn’t matter to him. As long as he gets what he wants. I finally put my foot down after he recently texted me trying to hook up again. He didn’t like that so he sent me some pretty f*cked up texts. I want everyone to know about this dirty scumbag.

I’m sure you can do better than Dumbo.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I love your site, been DA strong for 3 years now! It took a lot of consideration to submit, so I finally did. Meet Natalia, she’s a 20 year old sl*t that loves attention as you can tell by her huge, beach ball shaped +2′s (that she got in Colombia when she was 17) and the refund gap they came with. She thinks she’s hot sh*t because she goes out and gets wasted underage every night then brags about it all over twitter, she also looooves to f*ck all the local dj’s around here so they’ll get her into clubs and pay for her drinks, because ya know.. she can’t. She wants everyone to hate her for everything she has and everyone she knows and f*cks. Please Nik, put this cheeto colored wh*re on blast! She needs to know West Palm is laughing at her, not hating on her.

I thought only old people live in West Palm Beach, whose Grand daughter is she?- nik