West Virginia | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Cleat Chaser

November 14, 2012 West Virginia 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has a love affair with baseball players, and she\’s boarderline crazy.

Who is the baseball player?- nik

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I Trust Your Opinion

November 8, 2012 The Dirty, West Virginia 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I  see how honest you are on TheDirty and I really need some blunt honesty in my life (friends always seem to sugar coat things). I’m 22 and have been with my boyfriend since I was 16. We always had a normal relationship – occasional fighting, name calling – but always made up. Lately we have been fighting a lot and have just broken up. He says I’m not affectionate enough, although that’s not the reason we broke up. He was becoming very insecure and controlling and I told him that was not okay. I feel really bad that we’re broken up and want to make things right between us. I try to talk to him and he is being really mean and nasty trying to hurt me, saying he doesn’t care. What do I do to get through to him? Why am I so scared to let him go? Do you think he truly does not care anymore?

Why are you trying to get through? When a car breaks down and you get it fixed, it never runs the same. Time to take this car to the junk yard and never look back.- nik

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WVU Doesn’t Deserve Their Title

September 17, 2012 West Virginia 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I go to school at the University of Texas and party all the time with hot, sexy and beautiful blondes on 6th street.  My cousin goes to WVU and this year they were named the #1 party school in America.  He is always bragging about how much better the parties and girls are and blah blah blah.  So I decided to go visit him for a weekend and see what its all about.  Well, let me tell you… the dude is trippin’.  Whoever ranked them number 1, must have attended that school because that was the biggest scam ever. The girls first off were fat, not 1 pair of +2′s came across my eyes and every bar was full of 13 to 1 guy to girl ratio.  I was beyond pissed, I wanted to leave the first night because it was so boring.  Just a bunch of guys drinking and acting like idiots.  No girls worth of hooking up with or anything.  Its total disgrace to have that school ranked at number 1.  Sorry I had to vent, I’m a college student and just wasted $600 on a flight for no reason.

When have you ever met a hot girl from Virginia?- nik

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Felecia Gargani’s Refund Gap

July 20, 2012 Hollywood, The Dirty, West Virginia 10

Refund Gap Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Felicia “Monroe” real name Felicia Gargani, I came across her pictures in my boyfriends phone but they were sent to him by one of his friends (who has a girlfriend) who is hitting it and wanted to run a train on her. At first I was pissed because I thought she was sending them to him and that my man was going to f*ck her too, but turns out she is just a Hollywood trashy hoe. I read the whole conversation about her, then asked my boyfriend about her, she is the laughing stock of the “urban” crowd in Hollywood. Loves fcking athletes (f*cked 3/5 of the starting 5 of the OKC Thunder). She is a wannabee model, telling all her friends she’s a LEAD video girl in videos for people like Rick Ross, Birdman, Chris Brown, Too Short, etc, meanwhile she gets less than 3 seconds in a video and it is just her getting rained on. We all know video hoes only make a couple hundred dollars a video and thats probably why she’s a waitress. Typical purple crayon lover. She looks like she has something mentally wrong with her the way she makes her “model faces” and look at the one picture how bad its photoshopped, it looks like one of her ribs is popping out. Then theres that refund gap, maybe one of the worse refund gaps I’ve ever seen. The guys refer to her as “Thirst Dummy” because she’s so thirsty and doesn’t even ask for things like normal hoes do (purses/trips/shoes) she is satisfied with being a bottle rat at the urban clubs and getting some greg, from whoever. Please put her on blast because she really thinks she’s the sh*t.

Why do girls think being in a Rap Video is a good look? Getting rained on is degrading.- nik

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Stay Away From Robert Paul

June 27, 2012 Louisville, West Virginia 0

Robert Paul has the herp and won't tell you.

Robert Paul has the herp and won't tell you.

Robert Paul has the herp and won't tell you.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Robert Paul Amis has DRD and will sleep with you without telling you and then deny that he knew he had it after giving it out to who knows how many girls. I am blasting his a*s so he never has the chance to do this to anyone else again. Robert Amis is a basketball coach for The University of West Virginia at Wise and also graduated from Wise University. He also frequents Louisville, KY for horse races and the Eastern KY area where his family resides. They are not Dirty Army Strong out here in KY like I have always been but hopefully you can help me get the word out so this scum bag gets what he deserves. Thanks Nik- DA Strong here since 2009!

That’s nice of coach to lend him his clip board, now back to warming those seats…- nik

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Shayne Graham Settles

June 12, 2012 Cincinnati, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, West Virginia 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, long time DA Strong and I had to share the latest on two people you’ve previously posted. Looks like Shayne Graham (dirty ex-Bengals kicker) is back at it again, this time with WVU’s own Madison Hart. They appear to have met at a Playboy Golf Tournament and have been “hot n heavy” ever since. Do you have any advice for them? Should Shayne look for more wholesome ladies? Should Madison wise up or just be happy she’s the next notch in the ginger’s belt?

It wont last. Shayne Graham is the Pauly Shore of football. The guy needs constant strange ass in his life.- nik


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Bobbie The Junkie

April 26, 2012 West Virginia 0

Bobbie the dirty junkie sl*t bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik please give this some play on your site she really needs to be put out there and put in her place….This wh*re” name is Bobbie Joe Dunfee she got her husband sent to prison and while he was in there she turned her self out. She screwed every nasty weirdo, dope boy, and drug addict in the city of Huntington. She also went and slept with Scott Brown her ex husbands brother in-law right after he divorced this poor guys sister. She was still married BTW. Oh forgot to mention this sl*t bag has 3 little girls by the guy she got sent to prison and she is such a good mother that they don’t even live with her because of her Crck head boyfriend Chris Clark and her own crck and any other drug she can buy, steal, or fu*k for habit. She runs around like she is so hot and everyone wants her but from what I understand she is just a big nasty, sloppy, giant hole that a few guys have had to stop in the middle of smushing cause they were grossed out by her nasty gash. It’s not confirmed that the latest disease she is said to have is real but in the past she was treated for calamity a FEW times, that is a fact so I’m sure the new gift that keeps on giving is true also. Just trying to give a few people a heads up before they end up her next victim and end up in prison, strung out on dope, stuck with some nasty disease they can’t beat off, or worse stuck with her for ever cause they had a baby by this wh*re!

Babies won’t keep these guys around. Trust me.- nik

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Stuck In The Closet

March 12, 2012 West Virginia 26

Stuck in the closet

Stuck in the closet

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mike. He is the friend of the “Morgantown’s Horse to Ride”‘. I have no problem with gay people but he refuses to admit it and everyone can see it. He calls everyone a faggot and pretends to hate gay guys. Here is a quote “they are gay and need to be shot, d*cks are for chicks” (picture a fat lispy feminine man. yeah hes that guy) He loves Bad Girls Club, snaps his fingers when he talks, has a fake lisp, and is the biggest gossip whore in Morgantown. He needs to come out of the closet and admit to who he is. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE IN THE MIKEY, COME ON OUT!!!

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