West Virginia | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Stuck In The Closet

March 12, 2012 West Virginia 26

Stuck in the closet

Stuck in the closet

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mike. He is the friend of the “Morgantown’s Horse to Ride”‘. I have no problem with gay people but he refuses to admit it and everyone can see it. He calls everyone a faggot and pretends to hate gay guys. Here is a quote “they are gay and need to be shot, d*cks are for chicks” (picture a fat lispy feminine man. yeah hes that guy) He loves Bad Girls Club, snaps his fingers when he talks, has a fake lisp, and is the biggest gossip whore in Morgantown. He needs to come out of the closet and admit to who he is. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE IN THE MIKEY, COME ON OUT!!!



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West Virginia’s Bicycle

March 9, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, West Virginia 3

West Virginia's Bicycle

West Virginia's Bicycle

West Virginia's Bicycle

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is one of West Virginia’s top recruiter to the slut brigade. She will screw anything that walks, thinks shes victorias secret material when it comes to looks and overall is a shitty friend. She goes out to the bars looking for a new person to screw each night. I brought her over to my house this year to hang with me and my boyfriend and of course she immediately went for his lap shes like the town bicycle. Nik please give me some sense that im not the crazy one?



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Morgantowns Horse To Eide

February 29, 2012 West Virginia 43

Morgantown's horse to ride

Morgantown's horse to ride

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Taren. She thinks she is the hottest girl in WVU, in fact she only goes to West Virginia Junior College LMAO!!! She f*cks ANYTHING!! The guys is her friend Mike who everyone is secretly waiting to come out of the closet. Please put this cow on blast. She tries to act like she is a Jersey girl but she is only from Wheling WV. Just another hillbilly ho and her secretly gay friend. MOOOOOOOOve back to the hills sloot. LOL.



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Fat And Pasty Alpha Omega Epsilon

February 27, 2012 Dirty Greeks, West Virginia 34

Alpha Omega Epsilon- fat and pasty WV

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these drunk b*tches were at our Engineering formal this weekend. This is our “Engineering Sorority” on campus. If you couldn’t already tell. Megan Smagala the President pictured in that ghastly green dress loves getting beer showers and is the bar Shooters famous sloot. The girl that looks preggo in the northface is Nixy and she claims to be the next Bill Gates. Rumor has it she’s taking INTRO to electrical engineering the third time this semester. And the ginger’s hair matches her skin. To be honest gingers are just gross.



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This Dude

February 24, 2012 West Virginia 4

this dude !

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Dude right here Jefry Gutierrez thinks he is the man, just because he hangs out with “some” pretty girls, but what he does not know is that they all just want to get in the club for free. He Promotes for that club but almost all of the girls that go there are Grenades! That girl Laila Ahmad says that he is her best friend, secretly she wants to f*ck him, Yes she told me. She wants to be with him bc her Boyfriend cheats on her all the time. As For That Guy Jefry He thinks he is the sh*t but he is not even here legally, just ask him to show you his Driver license, he does Not Have One!!! He hangs out with that girl Laila Ahmad so she can fall for him, then he can get legal. He also F*cks fat people and Grenades, even Pregnant girls. He has a very small D*ck that is why he does not have a girlfriend. Who would want to have sex if you cant even feel it. This is legit Info.



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Sorority Model Gang Bang

November 22, 2011 Dirty Greeks, West Virginia 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This sorority slore is Adrianna Lindsay. She thinks she’s a “model” but I think she’s one ugly b*tch. She slept with three sigma chi’s in one night a week ago. Basically a room to room getting boom boomed. Talk about being a CHI HOE. So, nik what do you think?

I think she was working for votes to try and work her way into the school magazine.- nik



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Radford U Sloots

November 21, 2011 Greensboro, West Virginia 10

Radford U Sloots

Radford U Sloots

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here my friends, are the dirtiest sloots of Radtown. Radford, Virginia… as if you could find anyone of any stature there to begin with. Here we have Laura Bramhall and Katie Richutti, both graduates of 2010 Loudoun County High Schools. These two for the past 5 years have succumbed to the whoring lives of spreading their legs for just about anything significant enough to give a little attention to their attractive personalities and apparent GOOD LOOKS.. ha, that was a good one. Anyway, These two fine dimes seem to think theyve got it all.. Looks, Personality, a tight vagina.. which might be their excuse for sucking off every frat in that tiny little town with a population of 10k (that includes the inbred townies)Long story short, Nik… Would you with either of these sloots? One looks like a chipped tooth rat, and the other I\’d be confident to see at a local Radford Freak show..
Why would you show off your indented chicklet chest? Its embarrassing.- nik



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Autumn Beach Wannabe Milf

November 10, 2011 West Virginia 8

Autumn Beach; Milf?

Autumn Beach; Milf?

Autumn Beach; Milf?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone meet this b*tch!! 8 months pregnant and still taking pictures like she’s America’s Next Top Model. She has been with just about every white guy in tri-state and yet I’d still bang her. She does anything to get attention from showing off those huge tits to kissing sk*nky girls in the club. Hopefully being a mom will turn her from a drunk into real woman, then she might be better for more than a quickie. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she’s a little bloated.



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