THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these drunk b*tches were at our Engineering formal this weekend. This is our “Engineering Sorority” on campus. If you couldn’t already tell. Megan Smagala the President pictured in that ghastly green dress loves getting beer showers and is the bar Shooters famous sloot. The girl that looks preggo in the northface is Nixy and she claims to be the next Bill Gates. Rumor has it she’s taking INTRO to electrical engineering the third time this semester. And the ginger’s hair matches her skin. To be honest gingers are just gross.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Dude right here Jefry Gutierrez thinks he is the man, just because he hangs out with “some” pretty girls, but what he does not know is that they all just want to get in the club for free. He Promotes for that club but almost all of the girls that go there are Grenades! That girl Laila Ahmad says that he is her best friend, secretly she wants to f*ck him, Yes she told me. She wants to be with him bc her Boyfriend cheats on her all the time. As For That Guy Jefry He thinks he is the sh*t but he is not even here legally, just ask him to show you his Driver license, he does Not Have One!!! He hangs out with that girl Laila Ahmad so she can fall for him, then he can get legal. He also F*cks fat people and Grenades, even Pregnant girls. He has a very small D*ck that is why he does not have a girlfriend. Who would want to have sex if you cant even feel it. This is legit Info.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This sorority slore is Adrianna Lindsay. She thinks she’s a “model” but I think she’s one ugly b*tch. She slept with three sigma chi’s in one night a week ago. Basically a room to room getting boom boomed. Talk about being a CHI HOE. So, nik what do you think?

I think she was working for votes to try and work her way into the school magazine.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here my friends, are the dirtiest sloots of Radtown. Radford, Virginia… as if you could find anyone of any stature there to begin with. Here we have Laura Bramhall and Katie Richutti, both graduates of 2010 Loudoun County High Schools. These two for the past 5 years have succumbed to the whoring lives of spreading their legs for just about anything significant enough to give a little attention to their attractive personalities and apparent GOOD LOOKS.. ha, that was a good one. Anyway, These two fine dimes seem to think theyve got it all.. Looks, Personality, a tight vagina.. which might be their excuse for sucking off every frat in that tiny little town with a population of 10k (that includes the inbred townies)Long story short, Nik… Would you with either of these sloots? One looks like a chipped tooth rat, and the other I\’d be confident to see at a local Radford Freak show..
Why would you show off your indented chicklet chest? Its embarrassing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone meet this b*tch!! 8 months pregnant and still taking pictures like she’s America’s Next Top Model. She has been with just about every white guy in tri-state and yet I’d still bang her. She does anything to get attention from showing off those huge tits to kissing sk*nky girls in the club. Hopefully being a mom will turn her from a drunk into real woman, then she might be better for more than a quickie. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she’s a little bloated.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this LACIE LECKY. aka Sl*tty McToo-Happy-With-Hair-BLEACHED B*tch has been flauntin her loose pssyed lip body around as much as Bertie Marie Blaze is reppin the 412. She f*cked 2 dude in one night. Classy. It’s what every barbie wanna be lives for. Making mommy and daddy proud with spreading the love between her legs!! Keep this b*tch away from alcohol, and any pointed objected. Her grand canyon p*ssy will thank you later. Nik, you can’t change a wh*re into a house wife. Even if that b*tch is Harry Potter.

Those cheeks will never deflate.- nik