THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is one of West Virginia’s top recruiter to the slut brigade. She will screw anything that walks, thinks shes victorias secret material when it comes to looks and overall is a shitty friend. She goes out to the bars looking for a new person to screw each night. I brought her over to my house this year to hang with me and my boyfriend and of course she immediately went for his lap shes like the town bicycle. Nik please give me some sense that im not the crazy one?