West Virginia | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Radford U Sloots

November 21, 2011 Greensboro, West Virginia 10

Radford U Sloots

Radford U Sloots

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here my friends, are the dirtiest sloots of Radtown. Radford, Virginia… as if you could find anyone of any stature there to begin with. Here we have Laura Bramhall and Katie Richutti, both graduates of 2010 Loudoun County High Schools. These two for the past 5 years have succumbed to the whoring lives of spreading their legs for just about anything significant enough to give a little attention to their attractive personalities and apparent GOOD LOOKS.. ha, that was a good one. Anyway, These two fine dimes seem to think theyve got it all.. Looks, Personality, a tight vagina.. which might be their excuse for sucking off every frat in that tiny little town with a population of 10k (that includes the inbred townies)Long story short, Nik… Would you with either of these sloots? One looks like a chipped tooth rat, and the other I\’d be confident to see at a local Radford Freak show..
Why would you show off your indented chicklet chest? Its embarrassing.- nik

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Autumn Beach Wannabe Milf

November 10, 2011 West Virginia 8

Autumn Beach; Milf?

Autumn Beach; Milf?

Autumn Beach; Milf?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone meet this b*tch!! 8 months pregnant and still taking pictures like she’s America’s Next Top Model. She has been with just about every white guy in tri-state and yet I’d still bang her. She does anything to get attention from showing off those huge tits to kissing sk*nky girls in the club. Hopefully being a mom will turn her from a drunk into real woman, then she might be better for more than a quickie. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she’s a little bloated.

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WVU Easy Ride

November 7, 2011 West Virginia 28

WestVirginaUnvir Easy Ride

WestVirginaUnvir Easy Ride

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this LACIE LECKY. aka Sl*tty McToo-Happy-With-Hair-BLEACHED B*tch has been flauntin her loose pssyed lip body around as much as Bertie Marie Blaze is reppin the 412. She f*cked 2 dude in one night. Classy. It’s what every barbie wanna be lives for. Making mommy and daddy proud with spreading the love between her legs!! Keep this b*tch away from alcohol, and any pointed objected. Her grand canyon p*ssy will thank you later. Nik, you can’t change a wh*re into a house wife. Even if that b*tch is Harry Potter.

Those cheeks will never deflate.- nik

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Sara Hunt

November 7, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Pittsburgh, West Virginia 29

Sara Cunt

Sara Cunt

Sara Cunt

THE DIRTY ARMY: WARNING PITTSBURGH MEN AND WOMEN: May I introduce to you the latest rave trash to hit Pittsburgh. Originally from the backwoods of WV, this little sloot goes by Sara Hunt/Sara May Moumantai/Serotonin. She has fcked her way up the east coast, sleeping with the highest bidder. She trades sex for drugs, shelter, money and whatever else her whore heart wants. Watch out, because she’s also a lying thief. Anything of yours that she fancies she WILL steal. She is a stripper by trade (I know, you’re SHOCKED) and is a self-proclaimed “alternative model,” “go-go dancer,” and “performer.” Her bug eyes and weasel face should be enough to deter any man, but I am constantly surprised at how low men will drop their standards for pssy. She always smells of fish because she’s a squirter and never has clean underwear, or just doesn’t wear any. If you see her in the wild, keep one hand on your pocket and the other covering your eyes.

What’s that on your tongue Sara? hardly seems like a enough payment for the things you do.- nik

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Want Some

October 31, 2011 West Virginia 2

want some?

THE DIRTY ARMY: That face, the fat roll, and the hooker dress all say one classy lady to me! Doesn’t he look proud to have this skank by his side!?

That’s the I’m not drunk enough look.- nik

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Wannabe Facebook Thug

August 22, 2011 West Virginia 14

Wanna be Facebook Thug

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Timmy Evans, he thinks he is a gangster, he talks sh*t on facebook and to afraid to back it up. He lives at home with his mommy, no car, no job, pothead, cant even get his ged….. He forever put posts on fb sayin im gonna end it all because everyone hates me, no one cares, my life is soo hard. He has talked so much sh*t and done people dirty that he constantly has people after him. He also thiks that he can get any girl and beat up anyone who crosses his path….lol…Please give us your input on this wannabe wankster!

The lazy eye shows that he was probably a product of inbreeding.- nik 

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Would You

August 2, 2011 Washington DC, West Virginia 13

would you?

would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Mary Earley. She thinks shes all hot and everyone thinks so too. but I don’t. Tell me, would you?

Answer: No, she’s skinny but still manages to have thunder thighs and she has a flat stretched out face.

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Nik, You So Would

August 1, 2011 Charleston, The Dirty, West Virginia, Would You? 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: I just wanted to show you these +2′s, Nik. I think there is definitely some dirty celeb qualities here, what do you think? And I have to ask, Would you?

Answer: I promised myself that I would never bang a girl from Charleston. Good to see that some of her parts aren’t aging.

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