West Virginia | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Sara Hunt

November 7, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Pittsburgh, West Virginia 29

Sara Cunt

Sara Cunt

Sara Cunt

THE DIRTY ARMY: WARNING PITTSBURGH MEN AND WOMEN: May I introduce to you the latest rave trash to hit Pittsburgh. Originally from the backwoods of WV, this little sloot goes by Sara Hunt/Sara May Moumantai/Serotonin. She has fcked her way up the east coast, sleeping with the highest bidder. She trades sex for drugs, shelter, money and whatever else her whore heart wants. Watch out, because she’s also a lying thief. Anything of yours that she fancies she WILL steal. She is a stripper by trade (I know, you’re SHOCKED) and is a self-proclaimed “alternative model,” “go-go dancer,” and “performer.” Her bug eyes and weasel face should be enough to deter any man, but I am constantly surprised at how low men will drop their standards for pssy. She always smells of fish because she’s a squirter and never has clean underwear, or just doesn’t wear any. If you see her in the wild, keep one hand on your pocket and the other covering your eyes.

What’s that on your tongue Sara? hardly seems like a enough payment for the things you do.- nik

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Want Some

October 31, 2011 West Virginia 2

want some?

THE DIRTY ARMY: That face, the fat roll, and the hooker dress all say one classy lady to me! Doesn’t he look proud to have this skank by his side!?

That’s the I’m not drunk enough look.- nik

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Wannabe Facebook Thug

August 22, 2011 West Virginia 14

Wanna be Facebook Thug

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Timmy Evans, he thinks he is a gangster, he talks sh*t on facebook and to afraid to back it up. He lives at home with his mommy, no car, no job, pothead, cant even get his ged….. He forever put posts on fb sayin im gonna end it all because everyone hates me, no one cares, my life is soo hard. He has talked so much sh*t and done people dirty that he constantly has people after him. He also thiks that he can get any girl and beat up anyone who crosses his path….lol…Please give us your input on this wannabe wankster!

The lazy eye shows that he was probably a product of inbreeding.- nik 

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Would You

August 2, 2011 Washington DC, West Virginia 13

would you?

would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Mary Earley. She thinks shes all hot and everyone thinks so too. but I don’t. Tell me, would you?

Answer: No, she’s skinny but still manages to have thunder thighs and she has a flat stretched out face.

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Nik, You So Would

August 1, 2011 Charleston, The Dirty, West Virginia, Would You? 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: I just wanted to show you these +2′s, Nik. I think there is definitely some dirty celeb qualities here, what do you think? And I have to ask, Would you?

Answer: I promised myself that I would never bang a girl from Charleston. Good to see that some of her parts aren’t aging.

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She Wants It Bad

June 23, 2011 West Virginia, Would You? 10

She Wants It Bad

She Wants It Bad

She Wants It Bad

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Katherine Dejesus, the trash in a small West Virginia town that doesn’t get picked up. She has set aside her parenting to become America’s Next Top Model, or so she claims. If you have a camera and claim you are a photographer, she will meet you at the local Super 8 and have a nude session with you as long as you promise her that she will make it big. I’m not one for big noses or girls that show only one facial expression, but tell me…would you get with this girl?

Action shots are not her strong suit.- nik

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Who Is He Really

June 1, 2011 Pittsburgh, West Virginia 14



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, met this guy a couple of days ago.. lemme tell you i’ve come to the conclussion he’s nothing but a fake and the biggest pathicalogial lier i’ve ever met. He claims he’s from Newport California and currently plays for the WVU football team. Too bad the WVU football roster says a different story. This kid claims his name is Dwayne Gotti, apparently his family is in the mob and hes so loaded. He claims he has 3 laptops, so many cars, and hes been in jail, too bad when i googled him nothing came up. Obviously this kid is a lier and a waste of my time. I’m just wondering what this kids story really is? Who is he, where he’s from, and why doesn’t he tell the truth? Nik if theres anyone out there with info about this tool bag i’d like to know.

I wonder what his excuse is when he pulls his bed out from under the couch.- nik

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The Next Dirty Celeb

May 9, 2011 West Virginia 16

The Next Dirty Celeb?

The Next Dirty Celeb?

The Next Dirty Celeb?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been on the Dirty a few times before, how is she not a dirty celebrity yet? She wants it so bad and she’s in a league of her own. Someone has to represent the great state of West Virginia! What do you think would be the perfect name for Lacey Ooten?

West Virginia is not even a real state.- nik

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