THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been on the Dirty a few times before, how is she not a dirty celebrity yet? She wants it so bad and she’s in a league of her own. Someone has to represent the great state of West Virginia! What do you think would be the perfect name for Lacey Ooten?

West Virginia is not even a real state.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the nasty c*nt is Mollie Frances Lang. she uses any drugs she can get her hands on. she used to f*ck drug dealers just to use them for their money, weed, herion, X, and other pills. she recently broke up with her boyfriend and f*cked 8 dudes in 2 weeks. she rarely ever showers. this 18 year old has sex with 15 year olds. bottom line is its necessary for people to know how grimy this b*tch is so they stay way! What do you think Nik?

She’s looking for a place to stay, looks like shes been touched by her uncle.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Lacey inside and out.  She is what it takes to be a Dirty Celeb, if I could best describe her in 3 words Nik.. it would be West Virginia Leper.  She fiends for the attention and I think we should give it to her.  Nik, we need someone representing here, please give it a legit thought.

I don’t know if her eyebrows are think enough to be a Dirty Celeb?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I seen this model online and my jaw dropped. I’ve noticed every girl you always have something negative to say about them but I think you are going to be as stunned by her beauty and body as I am. Her name is Lacey Ooten and on her modeling portfolio it says she is from West Virginia but she looks like a Cali Girl. This girl is all perfection.

What you are looking at is Photoshop perfection. The rack screams West Virginia boob job and what is with the eye shadow almost touching her ears?- nik