West Virginia | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

The Next Dirty Celeb

May 9, 2011 West Virginia 16

The Next Dirty Celeb?

The Next Dirty Celeb?

The Next Dirty Celeb?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been on the Dirty a few times before, how is she not a dirty celebrity yet? She wants it so bad and she’s in a league of her own. Someone has to represent the great state of West Virginia! What do you think would be the perfect name for Lacey Ooten?

West Virginia is not even a real state.- nik

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Bowleggged Sloot

May 2, 2011 West Virginia 7

bowleggged bitch

bowleggged bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the nasty c*nt is Mollie Frances Lang. she uses any drugs she can get her hands on. she used to f*ck drug dealers just to use them for their money, weed, herion, X, and other pills. she recently broke up with her boyfriend and f*cked 8 dudes in 2 weeks. she rarely ever showers. this 18 year old has sex with 15 year olds. bottom line is its necessary for people to know how grimy this b*tch is so they stay way! What do you think Nik?

She’s looking for a place to stay, looks like shes been touched by her uncle.- nik

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Lacey Has What It Takes To Be A Dirty Celeb

April 14, 2011 The Dirty, Virginia Beach, West Virginia 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Lacey inside and out.  She is what it takes to be a Dirty Celeb, if I could best describe her in 3 words Nik.. it would be West Virginia Leper.  She fiends for the attention and I think we should give it to her.  Nik, we need someone representing here, please give it a legit thought.

I don’t know if her eyebrows are think enough to be a Dirty Celeb?- nik

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This Girl Leaves Me Speechless

April 10, 2011 The Dirty, West Virginia 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I seen this model online and my jaw dropped. I’ve noticed every girl you always have something negative to say about them but I think you are going to be as stunned by her beauty and body as I am. Her name is Lacey Ooten and on her modeling portfolio it says she is from West Virginia but she looks like a Cali Girl. This girl is all perfection.

What you are looking at is Photoshop perfection. The rack screams West Virginia boob job and what is with the eye shadow almost touching her ears?- nik

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Nik, You Need To Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

April 6, 2011 West Virginia, Would You? 7

More on WV Eyes, or Nose as you like to call her. THE WV NOSE!

More on WV Eyes, or Nose as you like to call her. THE WV NOSE!

More on WV Eyes, or Nose as you like to call her. THE WV NOSE!

More on WV Eyes, or Nose as you like to call her. THE WV NOSE!

More on WV Eyes, or Nose as you like to call her. THE WV NOSE!

More on WV Eyes, or Nose as you like to call her. THE WV NOSE!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to get your eyes checked.  This is the hottest girl in West Virginia and you are not looking into her eyes deep enought, she is basically perfect, I can’t believe you would say something bad about her. She’s hot. The hottest thing to ever hit WEST VIRGINIA.

Answer: No, I don’t bang birds.

ALSO SEE: West Virginia Eyes

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WV Tattoo Sloot

April 4, 2011 West Virginia 6

WV tattoo hoe

WV tattoo hoe

WV tattoo hoe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Rachel is a tattooed sloot. She will let anyone with tattoos enter her pandoras box. She cheats on her boyfriends and sleeps with all her guy friends. DO NOT get involved with this girl, she uses and gives the never ending gift of lies. Fake lying sloots go no where in life.

I find it hilarious that once a chick gets a tattoo she feels like she has the right to be a sloot.- nik

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West Virginia Eyes

March 31, 2011 The Dirty, West Virginia, Would You? 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea Elizabeth Cantees. She’s from Williamson, WV. She attends Beauty School, Dances and is the typical Bar child on the weekends. Nik, would you?  And Nik, those eyes, tell me they are not one of a kind, i’m totally in love with them.

Answer: No, the title of this post should be West Virginia Nose.

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Man Sloot

March 15, 2011 West Virginia 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy apparently has a girlfriend and he had sex with me in December! He isn’t even cute. She is beautiful and he kept me a secret from her. I feel so bad that this happened.

What are you trying to befriend your fellow sloot for?- nik

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