Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

The Who From Whoville

April 21, 2010 Detroit, Western Michigan 8 5,434 Views

the Who from Whoville

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK this girls name is cassie! but everyone calls her “tuna-cassieroll” because her vag smells something like a seafood market mixed with the dumpster at planned parenthood where they throw the aborted babies! she likes to get thru life by laying on her back and letting anything with a p*nis slide up in her! seriously, ANYTHING! she reminds everyone of a “who” from the movie “the grinch who stole christmas”. nobady has any respect for her because she doesnt respect the boundries of friendship and will end up in bedwith your boyfriend without thinking twice! she is also HPV and HSV2 positive! her teeth look like a saw-zaw blade and she weighs about 60 lbs because she is a coke-wh*re! she is fake as h*ll and bounces from friend to friend until they cut her out! she needs to be put on blast!

Is it me or does that parrot have a mullet?- nik



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Go Back To Ohio

February 22, 2010 Detroit, Western Michigan 57 9,439 Views

Go back to Ohio

Go back to Ohio

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Nick. He is from Ohio but he lives in Kalamazoo…where he DOESN’T go to school. He thinks he’s hot sh*t and plays girls. His current girlfriend is 6 years younger than him and she looks like a c*ked out whore. Nick gets drunk all the time and creeps on girls at the bar. He’ll tell you exactly what you want to hear to get in your pants, but girls, he’s got a couple friends for life that you don’t want to meet. He’s friends with JS of course, they might be gay together. Total douche bags..

Why do his eyebrows almost touch his ears and are all his shirts affliction.- nik



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Fish Lips Aren’t Sexy

February 18, 2010 Fish Lips, Western Michigan 24 7,907 Views

Girls dont actually think fish lips are sexy do they??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Where do we start with Gracelisa. Fish Lips, lip ring, nasty looking highlights, wtf eye brows, and caked on make up. Nik, if you were into shims, would you?

Answer: no. That will never happen.  And they do fish lips cause they think it makes them look thinner.



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Got Money?

June 12, 2009 Detroit, Michigan, The Dirty, Western Michigan 79 9,603 Views

PORK & BARBIES?

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, LOOK AT THIS DUDE RYAN, THINKS HE’S SOMETHING CAUSE HES ALWAYS OUT AT THE LAME DETROIT CLUBS W/ THESE WANNABE BARBIE WASHUPS. THE GIRLS ONLY HANG OUT WITH HIM BECAUSE HE PAYS FOR EVERYTHING.

They look like Kid Rock’s strip club leftovers.  Didn’t know Ashlee Simpson-Wentz had a barbwire 90′s trash tattoo.- nik



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Rackstar And “The Boyfriend”

May 12, 2009 Detroit, Michigan, Rackstar, The Dirty, Western Michigan 85 7,332 Views

rackstar

THE DIRTY ARMY: Looks like Ms. Rackstar is doing a little ‘modeling’ with “the boyfriend”… it looks like an ad to buy a piece of that a**. How much would you pay? Is it just me, or is she looking a little skinnier?

Why the hell is the guy looking at her underwear?  Is it on sale or something?  FYI, thumb rings are for the Gays.- nik

Also See: DIRTY CELEB Rackstar



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J-Lenos Long Lost Daughter

May 5, 2009 Detroit, Michigan, Michigan State, MSU, Western Michigan 16 5,881 Views

J-lenos long lost daughter

J-lenos long lost daughter

J-lenos long lost daughter

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl’s chin sticks out further than her nose. I saw her at a bar and she has been stalking me via facebook ever since. Scary looking girl.

You could serve dinner for eight of that thing.- nik



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