THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the girl being bent over is the biggest skank waitress ever.  This girl is always been bent over by some dude, kissing or dancing like a total sl*t all while she should be working.  She is fat, ugly, wears way too much make-up and sleeps with all the douche bags in town.

So she is a typical Detroit chick?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Adam he is a flamer and a big time wannabe.  He tries to be a promoter but sucked a** so is going back too trying to be a cop lol. This greaser, gotti wannabe is failing at life and thinks he runs the scene, this guys probably has 20 dollars to his name.

I think chinstrap beards will even get you beat up in Jersey. Adam, you fail at life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Zakir a douche.  He thinks he is the hottest and coolest guy in town.  He thinks he has an exotic look going on, and he tries to be a fashionista wearing stunner shades at night and scarves all the time.  This guy is a classic douche who thinks he is way more then he actaully is, I have never seen this dude with a chick yet he apparently hooks up with many lol what a douche maybe he is just covering up being a homo.

This guy is gayer than AIDS.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy must be a first timer eh…He must have gotten her a lot of drinks, he was probably overjoyed when she passed out so he could go play with his Lego.

Or his boyfriend’s Greg. Just Sayin’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik why do older women who think they are hot so aggressive.  Both these ladies have kids about a 5 inch forehead and probably an extra 50-100 lbs on em.  It should be illegal for women like these to go out on the prowl to take advantage of some poor drunk kids.

It looks like she is smuggling a dump truck.- nik