Western Michigan | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Too Much Junk

April 15, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Michigan, Michigan State, Western Michigan 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik why do older women who think they are hot so aggressive.  Both these ladies have kids about a 5 inch forehead and probably an extra 50-100 lbs on em.  It should be illegal for women like these to go out on the prowl to take advantage of some poor drunk kids.

It looks like she is smuggling a dump truck.- nik

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Ready For Action

April 14, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Western Michigan 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the girl in the front is dirty Sarah a dirty wh*re.  She says she has a boyfriend and never gets with guys which is completely false, the dude in the pic is even grabbin her cooch so you know these guys had a freaky night.  She stays at a few different guys houses a week and stay cooped up inside so there is no telling what kinds of things she is doing.

I want some Dirty Intel on the blonde. I am willing to bet she is DIRTY.- nik

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April 10, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Michigan, Michigan State, MSU, Western Michigan 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: You know your a dirty sl*t when you have a picture like this or simply looking like this.  Nik this is Crissy and she is a swinging dirty swamp troll.  Her hair smells and looks like it hasn’t been washed in years and her style is definitely one which makes people scratch their heads. I wouldn’t even hit that with a condom.

I can’t imagine anyone being attracted to this. Ever.- nik

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Is That A Wig

April 9, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Western Michigan 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Ni this is Jen. I think she grew up wanting to be a man, she is always drunk to the point of passing out.  She has a hard time getting with both girls any guys, she pretty much takes everything she can get.  She is in dire need for a make-over.

I am going to have nightmares from this one.- nik

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Scum Bag

April 8, 2009 Detroit, Michigan, Western Michigan 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this jerkoff’s on the rights  name is C*rona, he’s a lying, cheating, piece of sh*t who needs to be called out. He cheats on every girl he is with, lies about it, and then tries to yell at his girlfriends like they actually did something wrong, his new favorite word is “C*nt.” Watch out girls, you think he’s into you? don’t worry, he’s had sex with your friends and probably still is. & Don’t think being official with him will change anything- he’ll still screw anything with a pulse. he’s chock full of stds by now, so watch out. He may have a sweet smile, but underneath he is a completely horrible person. watch outt Western Michigan.

He looks like he has a touch of the downs.- nik

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Forget the 909, Here is the 989

April 7, 2009 Detroit, Western Michigan 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is a better pic or Markesa. I want to see what the Dirty Army thinks of one of our finest. What do you think?

I think it took half of Pixar to Photoshop that pic.- nik

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Does It Stank?

April 4, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, The Dirty, Western Michigan 32


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the guy checkin out that chicks stank hole is promo paul.  This guy is a joke and thinks he is the king of the city, Paul is a slimmey dirty bastard.

The sad part is this is not even a strip club… the chick with the chin rolls is a mom (I can tell by the stomach).  Paul, you see what you were looking for?  Creeper!- nik

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First Timer

April 3, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Western Michigan 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: I would have that shocked expression on my face too if that girl on the left, Sarah, was going anywhere near my junk.  She is a dirty wh*re.

I think he just got his first Master Greg.- nik

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