Western Michigan | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Politics @ Ricks

April 1, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, MSU, Western Michigan 6


Politics @ Ricks

THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone knows “Politics” in East Lansing. He is the old man at the bars with the weed pin on his lapel, always trying to talk up the students to get involved in government and make changes to the system! He is down at Ricks getting hammered as usual. 

He looks like a pissed off Mel Brooks.- nik

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Next Playboy Playmate

March 31, 2009 Detroit, Western Michigan 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I have been coming to the site for a while now and I feel it is time to contribute.I felt the need to redeem my town after the vacuum car wash guy. This is a girl named Markesa that lives in my town of Saginaw Michigan and she has put in her time trying to get into Playboy and I think she deserves some recognition. She has done the painted lady thing at Playboy a couple of times now and he is going to be an upcoming Cyber Girl of the Week and maybe a Playmate.

She is a bad ass too. She once got arrested at the bar for fighting the cops, and she is also a twin. I think she has the potential to one of the best Dirty Celebs ever. And her father has potential to be one of the best trouts ever. The stories of him are amazing. 

Her dream is dead unless they do Playboy’s women of fast food.- nik

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Dub Vee’s FINEST!!

March 27, 2009 Pittsburgh, West Virginia, Western Michigan 18

Dub Vee's FINEST!!

Dub Vee's FINEST!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashley Mitchell total sl*t, thinks she’s the sh*t! Nik would you?

Answer: No. This girl is damaged goods. Who has geckos and starfish lining their walls?

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Skunky Shim

March 24, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Western Michigan, Would You? 1

Skunky Shim

THE DIRTY ARMY: Check it out Nik. It’s our newest myspace wannabe model Micah W*tters with the classic “x” out the clevage. New haircut. Sweet Leopard bed. Would you?

Answer: No. Look at the size of that underwear. What year was this photo take, 1896?

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Douchebag in his EVO

March 24, 2009 Dirty TV, West Point, West Virginia, Western Kentucky, Western Michigan, Westside-AZ, Wichita, Wisconsin, Xavier, Yale 4

Too fast, too douchetard.- nik

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Michigan is Smart

March 20, 2009 Villanova, Western Michigan 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: (Chicago Tribune) PAW PAW, MI - Legalized medical marijuana is about to make its debut in Michigan, which becomes the 13th state and the first between the Rockies and the East Coast to embrace the controversial pain treatment. In a vote last November that defied the culture war/reefer madness connotation to the illegal drug, 63 percent of the state’s voters—and a majority in every county—said yes to medical marijuana. The measure collected 250,000 more votes than Barack Obama, who won the state easily.

Technically, medical marijuana became legal in Michigan in December, a month after the public vote. The law takes full effect in April, when doctors begin receiving applications from patients seeking authorization to use marijuana for illnesses such as cancer, HIV-AIDS, glaucoma and other maladies that provoke chronic pain. Once they receive cards authorizing marijuana use, patients can grow their own—up to 12 plants—or designate a “caregiver” who will grow marijuana for them. Unlike California, there will be no public dispensaries that sell marijuana.

Now you won’t have to drive all the way to Cali.- nik

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InCase You Didn’t Know

March 19, 2009 Dirty TV, University Of South Carolina, University Of Virginia, Vancouver, Vanderbilt, VCU, Villanova, Virginia Tech, Wake Forest, Western Kentucky, Western Michigan 3

Never give a trucker the finger.- nik

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Monster Squad?

March 18, 2009 Chicago, Western Michigan 7

monster fest?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik i know i wouldn’t but would you ? Especially that one whale in the white? I think she was going for that Cleopatra look, but came out more like that vietnamese hooker from full metal jacket… socky c*cky five dolla? 

The cold Chicago winter produces more thunders than Detroit produces cars.- nik

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