THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I introduce you to Anita ...
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Would You If She Didn’t Have DRD
Posted in Westside-AZ, Would You? | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is such a wh*re, and would with anyone the question is would you?! IF SHE DIDNT HAVE DRD?
Answer: no. My greg may disappear in her photoshop force-feild.-nik
5 Kids 4 Different Women
Posted in Westside-AZ | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Matthew Me**…he has to be the one of the biggest losers out of Mesa, AZ. He’s 29 years old… has 5 kids by 4 different girls. Word on the street is he has another on the way. I guess that wouldn’t be such a bad thing, if he had a job! Out of the 5 he only 2 actually get to see him. He doesn’t see the others because he just doesn’t want to… he does have a lot of free time. He owes thousands of dollars in child support for the other 3… yet refuses to get a job to help support them. He is married now, and its a shame the only one working is his wife. Not only is she supporting him, but their kid, one of his kids and her 2 kids from previous relationships (also by 2 different guys). I guess they’re a match made in heaven? He also thinks he’s the best thing that step out on a basket ball court… yet has never got paid for playing basketball. Maybe if he would’ve went past sophomore year he might of had a chance at getting payed to do something he loves doing. He really needs to be put on blast… maybe that will help him realize he needs to grow up and take care of his responsibilities before he lands at tent city… I hear there is a lot of guys in there for child support warrants. .
He would love that, then he could get more tats and think he is a gangster, and thinking that he did real time.- nik
Karma, Here To Kick Your Ass
Posted in Arizona / UofA, Westside-AZ, Would You? | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this b*tch sleeps around with every guy who works at the Park Place Mall. I just dumped her like a week ago after finding out she was sleeping with 3 guys from Abercrombie and 2 from no name Kiosks! You really can’t get any worse than f*cking all the losers who couldn’t even get into the U of A! This girl is hideous and obviously once was a man, nik please blast this whore!
She is not very smart sleeping with these low level guys for free stuff…but I guess thats the best you can do when you look like a man.- nik
The Tiny Tally Wacker
Posted in ASU, Westside-AZ | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, here’s the deal. This is Tyler H and he is the biggest liar in the Valley. He’s from the West Side but resides with his two of his “bro’s” in a sh*tty house in the ghetto of Tempe. He thinks he’s the smartest person to ever walk the planet because he’s getting an Engineering degree from ASU, which is basically equivalent to a High School Diploma. He thinks he is God’s gift to women and that he has a lot of offer, but all he really has to offer are his “short comings…” if you know what I mean. Don’t let the pictures fool you… when you see him you’ll think that pizza face is an understatement. With the way that he sweet talks and bullsh*ts every girl, I bet he could turn a straight-man gay. So Nik… Would you swing the other way for this cutie?
I’m sure he sits home all day locked in his room watching gay porn and eating microwavable dinners.- nik
Pshyco From POCO
Posted in Westside-AZ | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I this blond bitch is crazy, she picks fights with women for no reason other than they are younger and more beautiful than she is because she hit the big dirty thirty . She is in complete denial. Her husband left her and to make herself feel adequate and young again she met some poor kid from Ireland who is 18 on the internet and stole his virginity and moved him to Canada to force him to become a step daddy to her two children…. she drinks like a fish every night she can and has raging fits and bashes everyone whom she cares about every time she is drunk, and the next day cries to hopefully get their forgiveness. Gotta ask, any way is hell you would do her?
Answer: no. Thats the dumbest hair I have ever seen..making up for her lack of lips perhaps.
16 Hole Streaking And A Security Guy Eats It
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | March 5th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these were the streakers on the 16th hole at the FBR….Lol I wonder if they got away.
You can’t be a streaker if you have underwear on.- nik
Need I Say More
Posted in Westside-AZ | March 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Douchebags. All the way. For real though, need I say more?
I don’t know why the guy in the middle is trying to look so gangster as he grabs for two guys gregs.- nik
WestSide Nasty Girls
Posted in Westside-AZ | February 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay nik these are the “CLASSY” girls of the 623, located in peoria. The blonde with the pig nose name is Bailee shes B*TCH and a huge sl*t but keeps it on the DL, about a year ago she was f*ckin sooo ugly, yeah I know what your thinking USE TO be?! but ever since she started hanging out with girls better looking then her she bought extentions and slammed ten pounds of make up.The girl in the middles name is sydnee she has a boyfriend that cheats on her everyday of her life, last but not least is Hallie dont know much about her but shes quit the dumb b*tch if you ask me or anyone in this town.
All I see is bakc fat and haggard faces.- nik
Sick And Twisted
Posted in Westside-AZ | February 24th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Heyy Guys! You May recognize this girl..her name is Jacque M*ller, girls you may know her because she is A.) Sleeping with your boyfriend B.) Pretended to be your friend & robbed U BLIND C.) Transmitted genital warts & clamydia to you or your spouse or D.) Fu**ing you for oxy’s,heroin and 30’s . I WAS this girls best friend i know this girl inside and out, Nik someone needs to let this girl know her place in the world, (NOWHERE) This bit*h’s soooo unbelievably twisted, she is a master manipulator she is a well known FEEN,heroin and oxy cotton is her DOC! Click Here To Read Full Story
She sounds like every girl on the Westside/Glentucky. I am guessing she has had at least 2 abortions.- nik
Karma’s A Bitch
Posted in Arizona / UofA, Westside-AZ, Would You? | February 23rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Carly C*ta “Karma” on myspace is known for her big floppy double d’s & whiny annoying baby voice, Get the f*ck outta here! she’s a bi-sexual, blabber mouth, tattle-tale, liar, back stabber, gossip mill, rumor monger regular at Ten’s & other seedy T-town t*t bars slutting around for drugs. I’ve known her since 5th grade, some things never change! She “loves the camera” & thinks she everyone is dying to bang her, thinks she could get anyone, even you Nik! would you with this desert dreamboat?
Answer: No, are you kidding me? She’s fatter than a burrito.
