11.19.09

Dirty Rat

Posted in Westside-AZ

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Ive seen this dirty STD infested rat on your website before & i believe the posting was under “dirty milf” well the name on it fits to a T!!! This sl*ts name is Gina B*sset, she has always claimed to be a model and that she hooks up with has been actor Matthew Lillard. She recently got fired from her job for havin sex with her manager who would pay her phone bill haha she also told ME words from her own mouth that she “had a 3sum with her manager & a stripper and they both contracted an STD!!!!!!” this broad is apparently engaged & lives with her fiance but u cant make a h*e a housewife!!!! Put this nasty h*e on blast please.

Honestly I don’t really care, but what I would like to know is why is draws on her sharpie eyebrows like that?- nik


Nik Richie

11.16.09

JV You Are Welcome For My Kind Words

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This is a message to JV’s girlfriend Courtney:

Courtney, it is my understanding that it is your birthday this weekend and my employee and your “boyfriend” Junior Varsity will be attending.  It has come to my attention that your ex boyfriend Trader Joes (the guy who is a cashier at Trader Joes who JV stole you from) will also be attending the party and you have agreed to let him sleep on your couch for the weekend??!!  So you and my employee will be in the bedroom doing god knows what while your ex sleeps on the couch listening to your exploits in the bedroom??!!  You are setting my boy up for a McNair and I am not happy about it.  Tell your ex Trader Joes to get a hotel and stop creeping.

P.S. JV this chick is way out of your league.  I bring you to one event and you leave your baby momma for this DreamKiller.  Does she even know what you do here at TheDirty.com?  How many Gregs he looks at on a daily basis?  How you hit on the sandwich artist at Subway everyday?


Nik Richie

11.15.09

Dirty Army Help Me

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik ok here’s the deal…I’ve attached a photo of a guy, he some how got my number about a year ago, he says he lives in az but has an area code from missouri I believe. 507 or 570…either way its NOT az! He says his name is “ryan osc*rson” but I’ve done extensive searches and that name never brings anything up. My biggest fear is that he’s so old creepy man that won’t go away! And I have no idea who he even is. So I’m asking the Dirty Army for the biggest favor. PLEASE figure out who this psycho is! I’d really appreciate the help!

You are in love with a dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!- nik


Nik Richie

11.11.09

The Good Old Days When Matt Leinart Was Beautiful

Matty, remember when you were the King of the World?

**Nice interception… remember my offer still stands for you to work at TheDirty if this clipboard thing doesn’t work out for you.


Nik Richie

11.10.09

New Joke Club In Arizona

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Dude…please check out this “flyer” for the new club Airia opening in Chandler. Jessica Lee is also claiming to be the marketing/promotions director? These guys are from Vegas and they hire that idiot? Please note…on the flyer, competition is spelled “competion”, and it looks like something I could have made on mushrooms using windows 95 and microsoft paint. They even spelled the DJ (djr) wrong and said DJ JR. I guess the other people are in charge are with azinthemiz magazine, whatever that is. Do your thing! I can get you some covert intel on this, I am sure.

Obviously they didn’t do their homework.  This place is going to fail fast… I say it turns into a Hip-Hop club after one month.  DjR is making a huge mistake, but I guess you gotta make that funny money.- nik


Nik Richie

11.09.09

West Sider Balling

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this creeper last night was trying to get me to send naked pictures to him through text.  He kept telling me how loaded he was and how he would buy me things.  He lives in peoria, az not even scottsdale.  Anyway checkout the picture he texted me to prove he is rich.

That Trout is ballin’… he must have 10k deep in that hat.  I am guessing he gets tons of naked pictures from smart girls.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

MAC Forcefield Tutorial

So true… I can always smell the shark skin on chick’s faces!!


Nik Richie

11.02.09

What Happens In Vegas Should Always Go On TheDirty.com

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So my buddy Andy came out to Vegas with me this weekend.  Check out this text he accidently sent to @DirtyJV instead of his chick. Being the great dirty staff member that Junior Varsity is, he immediately forwarded me the text and we now call him “Gorgeous”.  So if you see this guy on the streets don’t call him Andy anymore… call him “Gorgeous”.

Oh, Dear DreamKiller Stephanie… Gorgeous had a threesome that night, but don’t worry they looked like Prawns so I didn’t touch them. Love Nik.


Nik Richie

10.27.09

37 And Counting…Welcome To The Westside

Posted in ASU, Westside-AZ

 

37 in the hole and counting...37 in the hole and counting...

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres miranda maci@s. this chick has banged the entire westside. theres no age requirement wit her..so 12 year olds..feel free to jump into the sack wit her. dont trust this h0e. this picture shows how tired she gets…she probably just boned all of the guys standing behind her. she is the definition of slut and her vagina is literally the size of a sleeping bag. crawl up in it. everyone in P town knows about her and shes most likely been wit someone you know. Her parents must be proud that theyre 20 year old daughter has already had sex wit almost 40 guys. not to mention her STD’s.

I can tell she’s from the westside just by her white cr*ck head lips.- nik


Nik Richie

10.22.09

Krazy Krew Kartel

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THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, I don’t even know where to start with these dbags. This is “Krazy Krew Kartel” (Yeah abbreviated KKK because they’re low life racists). Oh yeah, they have custom made tshirts for their “gang” as you can see. They are hated by every single person outside their group, except for the trashy bro h*e sloots that follow them around. I honestly have never met people as pathetic and f*cked up as them. They all one day are going to end up in jail or dead. They can’t get invited to ANY parties because no one likes them, so they always lie and say that it is only one of them coming, then show up with about 20 of them (and they all wear their bandanas around their faces, real bad@ss). They are hardcore racists (even though a few them are mexican). They all beat women, carry around guns, start sh*t with kids half their size and think they are soo hard.. When it comes down to a one on one fight, they aren’t sh!t. They also play this game called “roll the dice” with girls, where they make a girl roll the 2 dice and whatever number they get, they have to f*ck that many guys in the group. And trashy sl*ts fall for it. Oh an uhh CHYNA (TROYS GF) you are an idiot. He calls you fat all the time and cheats on you. All you boys SUCK at life. Congrats =)

So their like the bro/douchebag version of Southern Confederates.- nik

 


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"