Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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The AZ Wolf Pack
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | February 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hh where to begin? These 6 girls are nothing but trashy and full of themselves. They think they are the hottest sh*t to hit Arizona. The best part is when they arent around eachother all they do is talk sh*t about each other. The four blondes in this picture originally claim themselves as the 4k but have recently added two ugly brunettes to the wolf pack. They are mean, self absorbed, shady and just b*tches to anyone that doesn’t kiss their *ss. Please put them on blast nik and bring them back to planet earth.
So which one is supposed to be the hot one that everyone in their wolf pack is jealous of… I don’t see a break out star here which means this entire friendship is a scam.- nik
New Music Sensation
Posted in Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Toronto, Westside-AZ | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know boy bands have been out of the picture since 2002, but I think your staff Gayden, Scooby, and JV have a real chance of bringing boy bands back. Do you think your staff has what it takes to take their group to the next level?
They are missing one key person. NICK MALIBU! They also need a power name to their group. DIRTY ARMY, any thoughts on a name? ’GSJV is already taken.- nik
Also See: JV Looks Like ‘NSYNC Reject
JV Looks Like ‘NSYNC Reject
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dirty JV looks like Chris Kirkpatrick, what do you think?
I can totally see it in the eyebrows. I made TheDirty Staff reenact one of ‘NSYNC’s greatest hits to verify JV’s dna.- nik
Scooby you really have Timberlake qualities. I can see it in your dance moves.
Also See: Who Does Dirty JV Think He Is
Butterfaces
Posted in Arizona / UofA, Westside-AZ, Would You? | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik busted b*itches is all I can say. The blond with the ugly dark brown gangster eyebrows, Priscilla, thinks she’s a model but who would pay to capture that face. The other blond with the colored eyes, Saejah, has made stripping a long term gig probably going on 10 yrs shaking her sk*nky p*ssy at Curves for $5. The third, Monica, brunette is just a wh*re, who will open her legs for any guy who flashes money and gives her the slightest idea it’ll be spent on her. These b*tches all have kids who are being taking care of by family members just so they can party. They all have this idea that they’re the sh*t but come on they need to realize that THEY ARIN’T SH*T BUT DIRTY XTC POPPING STRIPPERS! Hopefully these b*tches can see how ghetto and dirty they really are. Comments welcome they need to hear the truth.P.S. Not from Westside actually Tucson and don’t go to UofA..
West-side strippers are the worst, they don’t even bother getting +2’s.- nik
Who Does Dirty JV Think He Is
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to be real with Dirty JV. Who does this guy think he is? Just because you gave him and job and got him a semi hot girl doesn’t mean he is Nik Richie. You don’t see Ari trying to score the hottest girls at the club. That’s your job. Ari knows his roll and only takes your beat leftover. And now Dirty JV is commenting on posts and in the comment section. He just need to realize he is an overpaid computer nerd. He should be careful before you outsource his job to India. And if he doesn’t like being called Dirty JV then change his name to The Jockstrap because all he does is cover up Gregs all day.
JV is small time. He only got his girlfriend because of me. His whole life revolves around my life. He dreams to be me one day.- nik
Junior Varsity At TheDirty.com Wants A Name Change
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | February 2nd, 2010I really think that all the hearts you are putting on Purple Crayons today is going to your head. You are not “The Setting”… I think “The Unemployment” is a cooler name. DIRTY ARMY, thoughts?
Funny Scottsdale Girl
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | February 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick claimed she got raped that night by these two dudes…. Nik if you ask me she was more willing then her horse face is to eat hay. If you ask me this ghetto Glendale super wh*re is one of the trashiest girls I’ve ever met, her dad married her mom had kids then left her mom for her moms sister and now her younger cousins are her brothers and sisters. I love how her day consists of talking sh*t and drama when she should focus more on not tryin to be a Scottsdale wanna be with her dad whos a used car salesman (can we bring it back to Matilda). by the pictures does it look like she got raped?
The evidence in these photos are not really good for your case sweetheart.- nik
Nasty Girls
Posted in Westside-AZ | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so these two girls have a youtube account and think they are so cool they bash everyone but yet they still have little girls following them they claim they want a 3some with a boy but they say they are not bi. Kinda weird huh, the one with glasses always talks shit to pretty girls i wonder why. Well Nik would you have a 3 some with them?
Why are you referring to these dudes as girls?- nik
Havasu Hunnies
Posted in Scottsdale, Westside-AZ | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik these girls are The Havasu Hunnies from Lake Havasu City, AZ. The one in the black bra is “Electra” or Bethany she is the ringleader in this circus of clowns. They say they are models and go-go dancers! The only go-go dancers in Havasu are The Knockout Dolls! Wow these Havasu Hoochies need a wake up call.
Saying you go to Havasu is just like saying you live in a garbage can and have AIDS.- nik
Drag Queen
Posted in Westside-AZ | January 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, s0 it starts here shes an undercover h0e wh0 acts likea virgin and really is’nt truth be told very obssesive b*tch! l0l… she l00ks like the bride of chucky and in pics l00ks nice but in real life stalky little b*tch!
Can you say Mac-attack…She tries way too hard.- nik
