
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Ive seen this dirty STD infested rat on your website before & i believe the posting was under “dirty milf” well the name on it fits to a T!!! This sl*ts name is Gina B*sset, she has always claimed to be a model and that she hooks up with has been actor Matthew Lillard. She recently got fired from her job for havin sex with her manager who would pay her phone bill haha she also told ME words from her own mouth that she “had a 3sum with her manager & a stripper and they both contracted an STD!!!!!!” this broad is apparently engaged & lives with her fiance but u cant make a h*e a housewife!!!! Put this nasty h*e on blast please.
Honestly I don’t really care, but what I would like to know is why is draws on her sharpie eyebrows like that?- nik

JV You Are Welcome For My Kind Words
This is a message to JV’s girlfriend Courtney:
Courtney, it is my understanding that it is your birthday this weekend and my employee and your “boyfriend” Junior Varsity will be attending. It has come to my attention that your ex boyfriend Trader Joes (the guy who is a cashier at Trader Joes who JV stole you from) will also be attending the party and you have agreed to let him sleep on your couch for the weekend??!! So you and my employee will be in the bedroom doing god knows what while your ex “sleeps“ on the couch listening to your exploits in the bedroom??!! You are setting my boy up for a McNair and I am not happy about it. Tell your ex Trader Joes to get a hotel and stop creeping.
P.S. JV this chick is way out of your league. I bring you to one event and you leave your baby momma for this DreamKiller. Does she even know what you do here at TheDirty.com? How many Gregs he looks at on a daily basis? How you hit on the sandwich artist at Subway everyday?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ok here’s the deal…I’ve attached a photo of a guy, he some how got my number about a year ago, he says he lives in az but has an area code from missouri I believe. 507 or 570…either way its NOT az! He says his name is “ryan osc*rson” but I’ve done extensive searches and that name never brings anything up. My biggest fear is that he’s so old creepy man that won’t go away! And I have no idea who he even is. So I’m asking the Dirty Army for the biggest favor. PLEASE figure out who this psycho is! I’d really appreciate the help!
You are in love with a dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!- nik

Matty, remember when you were the King of the World?
**Nice interception… remember my offer still stands for you to work at TheDirty if this clipboard thing doesn’t work out for you.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Dude…please check out this “flyer” for the new club Airia opening in Chandler. Jessica Lee is also claiming to be the marketing/promotions director? These guys are from Vegas and they hire that idiot? Please note…on the flyer, competition is spelled “competion”, and it looks like something I could have made on mushrooms using windows 95 and microsoft paint. They even spelled the DJ (djr) wrong and said DJ JR. I guess the other people are in charge are with azinthemiz magazine, whatever that is. Do your thing! I can get you some covert intel on this, I am sure.
Obviously they didn’t do their homework. This place is going to fail fast… I say it turns into a Hip-Hop club after one month. DjR is making a huge mistake, but I guess you gotta make that funny money.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this creeper last night was trying to get me to send naked pictures to him through text. He kept telling me how loaded he was and how he would buy me things. He lives in peoria, az not even scottsdale. Anyway checkout the picture he texted me to prove he is rich.
That Trout is ballin’… he must have 10k deep in that hat. I am guessing he gets tons of naked pictures from smart girls.- nik


So my buddy Andy came out to Vegas with me this weekend. Check out this text he accidently sent to @DirtyJV instead of his chick. Being the great dirty staff member that Junior Varsity is, he immediately forwarded me the text and we now call him “Gorgeous”. So if you see this guy on the streets don’t call him Andy anymore… call him “Gorgeous”.
Oh, Dear DreamKiller Stephanie… Gorgeous had a threesome that night, but don’t worry they looked like Prawns so I didn’t touch them. Love Nik.



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres miranda maci@s. this chick has banged the entire westside. theres no age requirement wit her..so 12 year olds..feel free to jump into the sack wit her. dont trust this h0e. this picture shows how tired she gets…she probably just boned all of the guys standing behind her. she is the definition of slut and her vagina is literally the size of a sleeping bag. crawl up in it. everyone in P town knows about her and shes most likely been wit someone you know. Her parents must be proud that theyre 20 year old daughter has already had sex wit almost 40 guys. not to mention her STD’s.
I can tell she’s from the westside just by her white cr*ck head lips.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, I don’t even know where to start with these dbags. This is “Krazy Krew Kartel” (Yeah abbreviated KKK because they’re low life racists). Oh yeah, they have custom made tshirts for their “gang” as you can see. They are hated by every single person outside their group, except for the trashy bro h*e sloots that follow them around. I honestly have never met people as pathetic and f*cked up as them. They all one day are going to end up in jail or dead. They can’t get invited to ANY parties because no one likes them, so they always lie and say that it is only one of them coming, then show up with about 20 of them (and they all wear their bandanas around their faces, real bad@ss). They are hardcore racists (even though a few them are mexican). They all beat women, carry around guns, start sh*t with kids half their size and think they are soo hard.. When it comes down to a one on one fight, they aren’t sh!t. They also play this game called “roll the dice” with girls, where they make a girl roll the 2 dice and whatever number they get, they have to f*ck that many guys in the group. And trashy sl*ts fall for it. Oh an uhh CHYNA (TROYS GF) you are an idiot. He calls you fat all the time and cheats on you. All you boys SUCK at life. Congrats =)
So their like the bro/douchebag version of Southern Confederates.- nik

- A Few To Many Before The Game
- Langley's Gayest "Gangster"
- Washed Up Bartender
- Already Doomed
- Sloot Of The Year
- Ugly Sloots
- Miss Anderson The Neanderthal
- Obese
- Caption Of The Day
- Would You? Bar Rats
- SGM Lovers
- Dirty G Still Around?
- The School Oompa Loompa
- NIK WOULD YOU?
- Corporate Reject
- SMASHLEY
- To Greg Or Not To Greg?
- I Worship DW!
- Orange Is Not A Good Look
- DOLPHINS CHEERLEADER
- Kyle Boller Falls For Miss Good Finger's Lies
- Big Time Wanna Be
- Brina Brina Brina
- Kansas City Class
- Pull The String Tila Tequila
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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SUICIDE WATCH!!! PERSON CLOSE TO KANYE WEST FEARS THAT HE MAY HURT HIMSELF!!!
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Douche-Bag-Mafia
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Vuhjynah?
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The BAR Girls In Charlotte Want To Jump You Nik
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Infamous Horse Mouth At ASU
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Gold Teeth, SGM?
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Lamar Odom Dating Khloe Kardashian?
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**Update** Big Brother Bimbo
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Obama Calls Kanye West A Jack Ass
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Caption of the Day
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Great Jam- "Lookin Bro"
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Nickel Is Looking Frail
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Pastor Manning Calls Obama The Devil
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Alpha Phi's Newest!
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The Hills Is A Dk
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Tom Brady Real SGM?
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They Didn't Get the Memo
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9/11 Comedian Chad Brown Loves Celebrity Deaths Too
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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The Youth Is Our Future
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9/11 Is A Joke Potluck Party
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Kanye West Apologizes For His VMA Actions
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Dirty Girls Of Stl
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Baby Mama Drama
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Kayne West- He Could've Just Said "I'm A Douche"
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OC Trouts Bring Tijuana To Vegas
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Caption of the Day
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Dirty Pastor Steve Anderson
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Bustdown Barbie A.K.A Same Face Strikes Aagin
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VMA Video That Viacom Is Taking Down
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Caption of the Day
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Nik Richie's Fantasy Football Squad
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Everyday Westbank Citizen
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Caption of the Day
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Leper Moving To LA
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DIRTY BRIA
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Leper, Has Not Changed
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The Eyelash Monster
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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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RichieRexic Not Invited to Vegas?
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RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever
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**Flash Back** Sext Messages Gone Wrong
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RR Is A Real Racist
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Rocket Queen
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Lying Dirty Nickel
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RichieRexic Doesn't Need Timberfake
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Warning This Video Is Not Suitable for Children
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Message From RR to Pucker
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**Update** Amber Alert On Leper
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Westwego Tr@mp Exposed
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RichieRexic Has Friends
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Team Pucker
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RichieRexic is Green With Envy
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The Real Deal
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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RichieRexic
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MySpace Or Yours?
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The RichieRexic Plague
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
