THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik Richie! This chick right here is so shady! One night I went to this local bar in Mesa called Maddogs. Her name is Danielle Cepeda and she is a waitress/bartender there. She walks around that place like her shit don’t stink! For one, you work in a ghetto bar and two you are not that great looking. Anyways she served me all night and I tipped her pretty well at the end before I left. Once I asked her for her number she gave me the cold shoulder. That’s just shady in my book. We’ll look who I found on the infamous website “Backroomcastingcouch”. Apparently her porn name is Kalani! Last I checked didn’t that guy from that website test positive for HIV? I guess she knows how to pick them.