THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this boy deserves being blasted publicly & the rest of the world deserves a warning NOT TO TRUST this kid! He talks people into buying him things & gives sob stories. He says “I’m getting paid tomorrow I will pay you back” but each day something happens to where he doesn’t get $$. Have a laugh at these stories he tells, & DON’T FALL FOR THEM. He’s a “professional licensed tattoo artist” in the state of Arizona. He took the test and got his license… But he doesn’t work at a shop, at home, or have pictures of his work. He designed shirts for metal mulisha & Fmf but they stole his designs and never paid him for it. He was a professional fighter. He is a professional beer pong player. He works as a web designer for this company called BBB systems but isn’t working right now because he is waiting on them to build his office (when they have an office up & running in phx already) He also has all these computer certifications but refuses to find a job & occasionally goes to day labor He owns half of a mountain up in Cave Creek which he is having a house built on, but is currently staying with ppl until it is finished, & there are delays because the blue prints he drew when he designed the house had flaws in them. In order to show anyone the building site he has to call the contractor to set an appointment. He has a truck that is in storage in Colorado & is waiting for it to be shipped out here. He doesn’t want to go & drive it back because of the large tires & gas mileage. He has a car with a $25,000 blown engine & His “friend” who “blew the engine” has a contract with him for the next 6 months to pay him a few thousand each month to repay him for breaking his expensive motor. (But has been avoiding him & hasn’t paid a dime) His mom owes him $1400-$1600 because he either paid off a gambling debt for her or paid off some fines for her, who knows the story keeps changing (she ignores his calls most of the time & refuses to give him $$) He has storage units full of furniture & clothes (but he is sleeping on the floor of a studio apartment that belongs to someone he just met whom he hasn’t paid rent to & he wears the same 2 outfits) He has a safe with $15,000 in it, but the lock was broken on it so he didn’t have access to the cash inside. He has a swiss bank account, & has tons of $$ that he doesnt have access to. The worst story he told, was he had a daughter when he was 19, but came home from work & found the 2 week old baby dead in the bathtub, stabbed by the mother, who is now in prison for killing their daughter. The last story is the worst IF it’s not true! How can someone lie about that?? Either way, If anyone knows him and can either verify or falsify these stories it’d be a great help!!

Chinstrap, beer pong and fat chicks; they don’t come douchier then this.- nik