THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this SGM sl*ts name is Ana H, She plays off to be so sweet and innocent, but once you turn your back watch out! She thinks shes the Hottest thing around just get her some boos and shell be flirting with your man in no time, so for everyone in NAU watch out!

You can tell the fat girl in the back really wants a greg in her mouth.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: THESE ARE “THE ANDREAS”. THEY THINK THEY ARE SO RICH AND SEXY WHEN BOTH OF THEM LIVE IN BFE MARANA, ARIZONA AND ARE BEAT. THE FAT ONE IS A DIRTY SL*T WHO ONCE BANGED TWO BLACK GUYS (YES, AT THE SAME TIME) WHILE HER BOYFRIEND WAS SLEEPING IN THE ROOM NEXT TO THEM.

Purple crayons love girls with an upper body that never ends like pic #2, now I know why they are named after mountains.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik WOuld you with megan?She obviously has no class modeling for cheap wanna be photographers. Stupid question but would you? if not please put her on blast and tell her she should stop trying, and making herself look stupid..

No need the dirty army will give her a reality check…and is that double bumchin I see, is that even possible?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: OK, so first off this stupid f*cking h*e tries to steal my friends boyfriend in highschool and forces him to make out with her at prom. then why nobody likes her she creates all this drama and moves to flag staff. but it gets better. she starts working at the ovcc. (country club of oro valley) gets clamidya from the chef and is now passing it around to everyone she screws. dont buy her bullsh*t she has no morals and is on the road to becoming a raging alcohaulic and a stripper. if you bang her please use a condom so you dont catch anything..

I bet she returned the favor to the cook for free food, she looks hungry all the time.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl “Notorious” aka tori shes 21 years old, at least 200+ pounds!! she runs around thinking she is hot sh*t trying to hook up with any guy that will give her the time of day. She has been with multiple guys after her slut face mother thats like 50 years old. Seriously this girl needs to be put on blast please check this herpes passing B**ch’s Ego!!

Sleeves are not gunna hide the fat on your arms, just like your clothes aren’t really hiding your gut.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Krista, the BIGGEST sl*t new to the dirty. She’s literally f*cked almost all the guys in the 623. Shes so gross, one of my guy friends told me her vag was so STINKY that he walked out of the room. DOUCHE please. YEah and whats up with her make up nik? Someone needs to teach her how to do her eye shadow. Not to mention she cheats on her boyfriend SOOOOO much. Im suprised she isn’t on here already! Please put her on blast!

She’s probably getting filled out like an application as we speak.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is such a wh*re, and would with anyone the question is would you?! IF SHE DIDNT HAVE DRD?

Answer: no.  My greg may disappear in her photoshop force-feild.-nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Matthew Me**…he has to be the one of the biggest losers out of Mesa, AZ. He’s 29 years old… has 5 kids by 4 different girls. Word on the street is he has another on the way. I guess that wouldn’t be such a bad thing, if he had a job! Out of the 5 he only 2 actually get to see him. He doesn’t see the others because he just doesn’t want to… he does have a lot of free time. He owes thousands of dollars in child support for the other 3… yet refuses to get a job to help support them. He is married now, and its a shame the only one working is his wife. Not only is she supporting him, but their kid, one of his kids and her 2 kids from previous relationships (also by 2 different guys). I guess they’re a match made in heaven? He also thinks he’s the best thing that step out on a basket ball court… yet has never got paid for playing basketball. Maybe if he would’ve went past sophomore year he might of had a chance at getting payed to do something he loves doing. He really needs to be put on blast… maybe that will help him realize he needs to grow up and take care of his responsibilities before he lands at tent city… I hear there is a lot of guys in there for child support warrants. .

He would love that, then he could get more tats and think he is a gangster, and thinking that he did real time.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this b*tch sleeps around with every guy who works at the Park Place Mall. I just dumped her like a week ago after finding out she was sleeping with 3 guys from Abercrombie and 2 from no name Kiosks! You really can’t get any worse than f*cking all the losers who couldn’t even get into the U of A! This girl is hideous and obviously once was a man, nik please blast this whore!

She is not very smart sleeping with these low level guys for free stuff…but I guess thats the best you can do when you look like a man.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, here’s the deal. This is Tyler H and he is the biggest liar in the Valley. He’s from the West Side but resides with his two of his “bro’s” in a sh*tty house in the ghetto of Tempe. He thinks he’s the smartest person to ever walk the planet because he’s getting an Engineering degree from ASU, which is basically equivalent to a High School Diploma. He thinks he is God’s gift to women and that he has a lot of offer, but all he really has to offer are his “short comings…” if you know what I mean. Don’t let the pictures fool you… when you see him you’ll think that pizza face is an understatement. With the way that he sweet talks and bullsh*ts every girl, I bet he could turn a straight-man gay. So Nik… Would you swing the other way for this cutie?

I’m sure he sits home all day locked in his room watching gay porn and eating microwavable dinners.- nik