THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Aubrey. She claims she is a former stripper and does nothing but bad mouth other strippers but when she wants money she isn’t too good to go back to stripping. She sleeps with any guy who looks at her and she claims to love her fiancé but has no problems with cheating on the poor bastard. She is known to pass on the s.t.d she swears she doesn’t have….so would you?

Answer: No, her body looks like a down pillow.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this raccoon looking bitch is Kelsey butler. This dick riding hood bug hops in bed with somebody new every two weeks. Now she’s wit this ni*ga named Mario Griffin, lord aw lord. Hopes he knows shes still a youngin !! you’ll find this whore at voodoo every weekend, grinding on niggas and drunk out her mind, while her baby is at home wit her baby daddy or her mama. Shame.. Grow up bitch, get a job and stay your ass out the clubs. Your a mama, start acting like it

Muffin top shorts.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok nik this is Nikki Nichole she works at platinums in Yuma or some strip club anyways she says she’s 19 but all that Mac force field makes her look 30. She constantly begs her friends on fb to go out and spend their money for a lap dance then delete it lol but she also claims to make 98 k a year…lol what do you think about it? Would you nik???

Answer: No, that bun and crop of the forehead could only mean horse.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I have to tell you about this disgusting whale who keeps trying to convince everyone that she’s not fat, ugly, a Lezzy, or evil! Her name is Tracy Nicole Salazar Reeves and she ~used~ to be pretty, probably back in her high school days! Unfortunately for anyone who has to look at her, that was a very long time ago, and she has only soared downhill with time! She is a hag – complete with moustache, and since no man will have her, she’s is forced to explore women as a viable “frustration outlet” She’s a peeping Tom, and is completely absorbed with what’s going on in everyone else’s lives and homes!! She is an internet stalker, and if there’s any information about someone she wants, she’ll pay outrageous amounts of money to get at it! She frequents perverse websites that cater to fetish role playing, so she can live out her fantasy of being “the man.” Right now, she’s trying to convince everyone she’s starting her own business, but she’s actually only selling Avon from her friend’s car (she doesn’t even have a ride)!!! This THING is sooooo fat (HOW FAT IS SHE?!) that she actually breaks chairs that she tries to sit on!! YES, just like in the movie Shallow Hal! She tells every girl who’s prettier than she is that she’s “beautiful,” and admits that she’s fat, but says she’s still prettier! She thinks that anyone who is prettier than her is automatically “stalking” her!! She doesn’t exactly have a solid grasp on REALITY! She has lezzy orgies at the snack shack she works at! The participants are no prizes! There’s a tranny and a girl who was previously in a donkey show!! Tracy is WANTED for passing bad checks in Texas! She owes over $1700 for just one check!! Yet, she tries to bully anyone else who might have a smudge on their criminal background, including traffic tickets! This GREMLIN doesn’t know she’s ugly, even though she can SEE!! She tries to convince everyone that she’s a nice person, but all she does is sit around and make up lies about people, call in fake reports to law enforcement agencies, and sloot around with her nasty tranny and donkey show “friends.” From looking at her, one can assume that absolutely no nourishment escapes her immense gravitational pull!! Beware, if she decides she doesn’t like you – she will try to RUIN your life by making up lies about you! She’ll even create fake profiles on the internet with your picture and name! It’s about time someone like THIS SLOOT ended up on thedirty! What do you think, Nik?! Can you make enough room for this woolly mammoth?! Pics 1 and 2 are of this BEAST, and pic 3 is of her with her donkey show and tranny friends.

Find a hobby! you clearly have too much free time.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay so here it is this nasty ass bitch Brittney Dillon and her Women/child beating boyfriend Kiel Doyle are the worst parents ever they have lost there first daughter 2 times and the second one was taken by childrens aid from the hospital right after she was born. why Because Brittney likes being beat by kiel and cant stay away from him. He is more important to her than her daughters lives and hers. She is a nasty dirty hoe her house is never clean she never has food for her kids her dogs piss and shit like its there yard. Smoking drugs and taking E is on the top of there list before anything else. Brittney has moved 6 times in a year because she cant pay her rent and is always getting kicked out. She blamed her grandfather of rape yet had sex with her uncle..like how gross yep she is a dirty ass hoe and Kiel is a women beater. Cant fight a man just beat women and small children. Someone needs to find him kick the shit out of him and her for that matter maybe teach her how to be a mother instead flat out neglecting her kids.

Not helping the ginger cause.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, i used to smoke mth and be skinny but now Im a whale with no self esteem. So, would you?

Answer: No, stick with quarter shots.