THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was in the mens room at Wal-Mart on 35th avenue and Bethany Home last night washing my face in the sink. When I turned around to grab a paper towel from the dispenser the janitor asked me “Did you get all that sperm cleaned off your face f**got?” I was outraged and went to a cashier to ask for a manager. He denied everything and said I tried to hit him and take his phone! I never said or did anything to provoke him. He harassed me for no reason and the manager told me a paying customer to leave! The cashier told me that the janitors name is Johnny and I am definitely going to report him to their corporate headquarters as well as the manager who took the side of that asshole!
A lot of people masturbate in Wal-Mart bathrooms… Johnny knows this.- nik