THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, i used to smoke mth and be skinny but now Im a whale with no self esteem. So, would you?

Answer: No, stick with quarter shots.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Rachelle is possibly the biggest pathological liar out there. She’s lucky she is now 18….but when she was younger, she told everyone she was at least 19. Tells everyone she rides bulls and rides motocross…but doesn’t do either. She will tell you whatever she wants to get her way. As of right now she does not live with her foster parents…but should. She will bang any guy that will let her stay at their house. States she is not a whore……but who is to believe that? With a girl that cakes on her makeup and changes her personality to get boys to like her. Also…says she is going to finish college…but how is one to finish college with no high school diploma or GED? This is one sad little girl who’s life will never be happy.

If by bulls she means mechanical then I believe it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this woman has been having an affair with my husband for the last year. Not only is she sleeping with my husband but she is married as well. I talked to her several times when she would call my husband on his work phone and she knew he was married and stated “I don’t want your cheating husband!” Well I’m sure your husband doesn’t want a cheating wife either but now that he found your pics of you and my husband which he forwarded to me he knows what a whore you are. I hope he wisens up and leaves you cause you and my cheating husband deserve each other. You are both scum and don’t deserve nice people in your lives. Oh by the way, you think you are special? You aren’t cause there is a whole other set of whores right behind you when you aren’t around and he’s too stupid to know you are just using him for his money just like the others.

Busted!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jacqueline Razo. She used to be my really close friend until the bitch went fucking nuts and beat in our other friends face with a metal bat. She left our friendship to date a meth addicted sex offender the night they met and accused his former ex-girlfriends of lying. Once he left her, she started talking shit about his new girlfriend. “Such a down-grade” Have you seen yourself, Jacqueline? You’ve had more **s than a fcking public restroom. She has pink leopard print tattooed “in honor of a dead relative.” We later found out she actually stole the exact tattoo from a Suicide Girl.

The troll has a better outfit.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This P.O.S. is the worst mother EVER!!! She did drugs (meth mostly) with all three of her pregnancies. She cheated on her husband with multiple men while he was deployed in Iraq and buried him in debt. They divorced a while ago and he takes care of the kids while she just treats them like shit. A couple of years ago she took back a bunch of X-mas presents for her kids, and exchanged the toys for money to buy dope. Oh, I forgot to mention she sucks off guys for dope, too. Blast this nasty c*nt!

She drinks beer like she’s sucking a lemon.  Just saying.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is disgusting. She left her boyfriend in the gargage at a party to sleep with her ex boyfriends little brother in the bathroom! This girl is drama consumed and wants all and any attention she can get. She makes up excuses that she was drunk and doesn’t remember, but we all know the real truth, her pill addiction! She loves to sniff pills! She is just nasty. She will take any oppertunity she gets to sleep with anyone she can. She even gets on girls, cause she thinks it will attract more cock. If you want an easy piece of ass this is the girl to get it from. But i’d tell you to tripple it, who knows what she’s got going on down there…herpes?! She loves to be tag teamed and even brags about it, what kind of bitch brags about double penitration??!

Sweaters and short shorts is the most obvious cover-up of all…- nik