THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Shane Delakowitz: a lying, cheating, pot smoking ,pill poping, tweaking, thieving,con-artist asshole from hell. My friend David and his dad let him stay at their place last year and he stole a gold ring that was let atop the TV to trade it for his drugs yet he was too stupid to realize that it was a trick by David’s dad to test him and that the ring was fake gold! Shane loves to talk about how he is so intelligent yet he flunked out of college and can’t get a job to save his life. He stole from his dad and grandma and they both kicked him out so he ran back to mommy in Ohio for the time being. Word is she kicked him out for smoking spice inside her house so he is staying at a homeless shelter in Cleveland now. I encourage everybody to remember his face so if they ever see this punk on the street they can steer clear unless they are looking to get ripped off and lied to. Yeah Shane did you really think that karma would’nt come back to haunt you? What goes around comes around. Now you’re exposed and everyone will now know how dirty you are.