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This Giant Apparently Thinks Shes Hot

January 18, 2012 Wichita Falls 19

This 6 ft. transvestite apparently thinks she's hot!

This 6 ft. transvestite apparently thinks she's hot!

This 6 ft. transvestite apparently thinks she's hot!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Amazon transvestite’s name is Crystal Thomason. She also goes by the name Candi on []. She posted dirty pictures of herself to men in exchange for their donations so she could get fake boobs. Me and my friends are still trying to figure out if she was ever a man or not. She is 6 ft tall, has Amazon feet & hands and those Mr. Potato Head eyebrows just kill me! I think my favorite photo is the one showing off her cottage cheese stomach! I don’t know Nik, what do you think? Was she born a woman or a man or could she possibly be the only woman in history with arms long enough to lick her own elbow? You decide!

If only they could see the stretch marks, or road rash…first pic is pretty disturbing.- nik

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Pimped Herself Out To Bacon

August 19, 2011 The Dirty, Wichita Falls 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Belinda is fat liar who will do anything for a little bit of fame.  Shes a well known PROMO girl around town, nothing more.  She makes herself out to be a big time model making the big bucks, she even has a site for herself [removed].    Whenever I talk to someone about this chick I show them this site [click here], it clearly shows what a fame hungry wh*re she really is.  She did a photoshoot for nothing more then a free t-shirt and she emailed or called the bacon company herself asking if they needed a model for anything. Shes been known to call around other places in town to try and pimp her way in there, she figures theres gotta be at least one desperate guy who will wanna sleep with her and give her a job, especially if shes more then happy to send over nudes.  Nik the girls dream is to be a Playboy playmate, I mean is there anything more I really needa say.  Ps: Belinda hate to break it to you but you are fat.

For some reason this makes me hate bacon even more. Not a very smart ad campaign if you ask me.- nik

Also See: Literally A Winner

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She’s A Literal Winner

August 5, 2011 The Dirty, Wichita Falls, Would You? 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Belinda Strange has been a lot of things, the original Bacon Babe of the month, Miss Texas Yamaha, Miss Harley Davidson in Dallas, calender girl, won multiple bikini contests and more…BUT, she has yet to be a would you on thedirty.com.  I thought I would help her out with that, something to add to the resume.  This girl is smokin hot as a brunette and your favorite a blond, oh ya and as a red head.  I can’t see how you could say no to Belinda.  So would you with this thoroughbred?

Answer: No, if she didn’t have +2′s she would be mistaken as a male. The second image shows her age in the meth arms and face. Sorry, but she is Miss Nothing in my book.

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Welcome To TheDirty.com

July 5, 2011 Cambridge, Carlsbad, Fairfield, Fargo, Gresham, High Point, Norwalk, West Covina, Westminster, Wichita Falls 1

Welcome to TheDirty.com, now it is time for you to help save the world. Be the first person to submit a post in your city. I am guessing there are no hot chicks where you live. I decided.- nik

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