THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Amazon transvestite’s name is Crystal Thomason. She also goes by the name Candi on . She posted dirty pictures of herself to men in exchange for their donations so she could get fake boobs. Me and my friends are still trying to figure out if she was ever a man or not. She is 6 ft tall, has Amazon feet & hands and those Mr. Potato Head eyebrows just kill me! I think my favorite photo is the one showing off her cottage cheese stomach! I don’t know Nik, what do you think? Was she born a woman or a man or could she possibly be the only woman in history with arms long enough to lick her own elbow? You decide!
If only they could see the stretch marks, or road rash…first pic is pretty disturbing.- nik