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The Goose From Wichita

Posted in Wichita | March 19th, 2010

'The Goose'

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrew ‘Goose’, this guy thinks he runs the whole city of Wichita. He claims to have big as* parties and even calls them “Gooseapoloozas” This guy is the biggest f*g, he gets really drunk and starts running around with no shirt on at his parties. He will have keggers and charge $5 a cup, stay sober, and in turn call the cops so the party gets busted and then pockets all the money. He thinks his sh*t doesn’t stink, because he is some ‘big time’ model. He will f*ck anything that walks, and is honestly just a walking STD. This guy needs a reality check from the Dirty Army.

That glow stick is probably full of some form of sedative that knocks females out.- nik 

 

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Would You In Whichita

Posted in Wichita, Would You? | March 18th, 2010

Would you in Wichita?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls think they run westside Wichita. The one on the far left thinks she’s hot, I don’t. She is as fake as her blonde hair. The one on the right has a beak and likes any guy who gives her any attention…the one in the middle is the worst but she is pretty decent looking I think.. What do you think, would you?

Answer: no.  A decent rating would be a blessing for any one of them.

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Caption Of The Day

Posted in Caption of the Day, The Dirty, Wichita | March 15th, 2010

WHOA

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. Best Mustache Ever. Please be funny and not racist.

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“And remember, ‘Steakhouse Burgers’ is two words, not three.”

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Over Aged Frat Boy

Posted in Kansas City, Wichita | February 16th, 2010

Over aged frat boy

Over aged frat boy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche (ERIC J) is 30 and has his self convinced he is still in college-he never left Lawrence! He drives a Porsche but don’t let that fool you!  He works for his parents at Sunflower Motors. You will find him out most nights of the week with his equally unsuccessful friends who pretend to be ballers.  An hour drive to do so much pepsi as possible until he poops himself! (He has literally showed up at my house to clean the poop out of his jeans) He can not stay at home alone with his thoughts-he doesn’t have any. He loves himself as much as trashy girls. He prefers to take them to cheap hotel rooms and ask them to bend over while he takes pictures with his cheap cell phone. Really any girl will do and he likes to hit is raw. So ladies beware.

He has the body of an adonis. Why wouldn’t girls want him raw inside of them?- nik

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Caption Of The Day

Posted in Caption of the Day, The Dirty, Wichita | February 12th, 2010

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.  Bud Lite Lime M*tha F*cka? Please be funny and not racist.

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The Nick Carter Fan Club in full force.

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Caption Of The Day

Posted in Caption of the Day, The Dirty, Wichita | February 2nd, 2010

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.  Mid-West Shore? Please be funny and not racist. Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Not now chief! i’m in the zone!

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Biggest Butt Chest Ever!

Posted in Wichita | January 28th, 2010

Biggest Butt Chest Ever!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, it this the biggest Butt Chest you have ever seen?

It must be a b*tch shopping for new clothes.- nik

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Wichita Sloots

Posted in Wichita | January 27th, 2010

Would you?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nil, these girls think they run the town. So let me know, do you think they are the hottest things alive?

Answer: no.  They all have cottage cheese butts and their faces are…shocking.

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Dirty Beef Curtains!

Posted in Wichita | January 11th, 2010

Dirty Beef Curtains!

Dirty Beef Curtains!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I don’t even know where begin! This is Ashl*y H*nderson. She is a DISGUSTING carpet muncher who leaves her panties at random people’s houses and they find nasty surprises in them! She likes to say she is a lesbo because she was raped but WE ALL KNOW that she is a liar. She only uses it for attention. Everyone knows everybody here in this town and she is just trying to be the queen bee. She is infested with GENITAL WARTS and goes to the doctor to get them removed. She is the reason why there are little plastic fetuses laying around downtown Wichita. She is a RACIST, a SLOB, DRUG ADDICT, MAC forcefeild! You should see this ho* with out her face on! Please put her on blast because she thinks she is the hottest thing in kansas.

She lives in Kansas, I wouldn’t expect anything less.- nik

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Hot Kansas Chicks!

Posted in Kansas, Wichita, Would You? | January 8th, 2010

Hot Kansas Chicks!

Hot Kansas Chicks!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! Kansas has some hot a** chicks. I think it’s about time you have a dirty celeb in wichita. KU and WSU loves this site. All these girls think they run the town and update their little facebook statuses on how drunk they got the night before. Which has dirty potential and would you with any of ‘em?

Answer: no. And stop getting my hopes up saying hot KC chicks, I haven’t seen a single decent looking one.

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