THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sandra Brown she is the queen of the local white trash in Wichita. She is a high school drop out and has more DUI’s than Lindsay Lohan. Sandra usually starts the day with a beer and has a huge scar on her forehead from one of her accidents to prove and remind her everyday what a mess she is, hence her nick name “Trash Face”. That still has not stopped her and the drinking has taken a toll on her “looks” and overall attitude which is rubbing off on her kids. She has been known to brag to everyone that she can get out of any DUI situation by simply offering sexual services to police men to get out of her tickets. If she is not exposed she will continue drinking and driving and could cost someone or someones loved one their life. It is lead to believe her drinking problem is caused from her boyfriend Caleb who has been reported to beat and cheat on her. He had an affair on her and had another kid with the woman yet Sandra is so pathetic she still took him back and is not aware her man has tried getting in my pants multiple times while she is at work. She is also known to run her mouth and steal from peoples houses. Sandra seems to have a issue with everyone and any time she gets in a fight she threatens to call her hill billy family members to back her up because she is such a coward and can’t handle anything herself let alone fight. It’s hard to reach out and help someone let alone someone that keeps on hurting themselves. Nik, do you have any words of advice for Sandra Brown?

Just wait till she runs into a rookie, not one whose lowered his standards and grew a belly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty sloot is Stephanie Linares she is on more gregs than anyone I know. You can catch her on the weekend some random greg while doing pepsi in some random guys bathroom. She is trashy and f*cking huge. Grow some eyebrows and get some exercise. Oh and get your teeth fixed.

Posts like this happen when you sleep with your girlfriends boyfriend…- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sorry excuse for a human is called Arielle Klassen, also known as one of the biggest Puck Bunnies in Riverbend. If you don’t know her from hanging around the hockey arenas, you’ll probably recognize her from trashy clubs all around Winnipeg. She’s the chubby, home bleach job gone wrong, orange dwarf wh*ring herself around for a drink (not to be mistaken with Snooki). The only thing that sucks more d*ck then The Winnipeg Jets (which is, ironically, one of Arielles favorite hockey teams), IS Arielle . And the worst part about that is, she can’t even get to the center of that Tootsie pop. I was at the same club as Arielle one time, and even though she was in a ‘committed relationship’ with her “highschool sweetheart” and supposed, “love of her life”, she had her tongue down some other guys throat. I don’t know whats worse the fact that she would do that to the guy she was with, or the fact that the poor sucker at the club made out with a cock-eyed tranny look alike who draws her eyebrows on. She claims to do hot yoga once a week, but she’s always at Starbucks sippin’ lattes ( that ARENT skinnies made with fat free milk ). Hunny, if you want to loose the baby fat, get off your sloppy *ss. Step away from the grand latte and go do some hotter yoga, or something. And WHILE YOUR AT IT, do a treatment on your hair, because that sh*t looks like straw.

Cutting your own bangs is never a good idea.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Bit*h needs to be put on blast. Everything about her is fake. Her hair, nails, tan and plus 2s. She thinks shes hott sh*t. Well let me tell you, shes far from it. Whats with the fish lips? Does she not know how to take a normal picture? Nik this girl needs to stop trying so hard. All the fakeness still dont make you pretty. So Nik what do you think?

+2′s…have you ever slept with a girl?  Clearly a padded push-up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, will you please post this? Wichita needs to know the dirt on this family. I’m tired of hearing how perfect they are. Well here’s the scoop. The dad Steven Woodin is a dead beat. He has two other kids he doesnt even take of or see. He chooses his fake a** wife over his own fleshing blood. Then the mom Felicia Woodin is a gold digging sloot who cant stay away from the bottle and drugs. There poor girl has retarted issues because Felicia drank and snorted and smoked through her whole pregnancy. So there you have it. This family is far from perfect. So Nik please post this and tell me what do you think?

That guy has no clue what he’s getting into.  He’s gunna come home to a new baby, which I get the feeling he may father as his own…whhhpppshhh (that’s my whip).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda McConnell. She is a groupie wh*re originally is from Hutchinson Kansas, but her drug use there has left to big of an imprint for her to go back. You can find her now pregnant self clubbing around Wichita, with her wanna be rapper boyfriend. Amanda’s pictures on face book look nothing like her in person. She is an over weight, white piece of trash. She cheats on her “boyfriend” constantly! Amanda is known to sleep with anybody with a microphone in their hand and acts like she is Gods gift to man! She is shaped like sponge bob and her teeth look like she has been suckin dick since she fell out of her mom. Don’t let her “nice girl” attitude fool you because she is a back stabbing b*tch!!! She is retarded and has no common since. I would watch out Wichita’s music scene because this chubby white trash needs some attention!

I think she’s shaped more like Patrick.  Also, I don’t think you can classify her as a groupie if she sleeps with people who sing as a hobby.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did anyone else notice that Liz lied on national television about when she took the photos? She claims she took them way before the pageant and then later stated that people that worked for the pageant had introduced her to the photographer at a party, which was AFTER she won. She acted like such a victim. That just PROVES how big of a con artist she is. She is as fake as that orange weave on her head and orange color on her skin. Without all the makeup, fake hair, diet supplements, and +2s, she is just a bad person. She would rather try to pursue a dream that she has NO chance in than take care of her two children. What does that say about you Liz? This is why no one likes you. Not even your sister likes you. You are an actress, you lie and cheat everyone, and use your “charm” to get tips at the most ghetto bars in Wichita. You are just sad. And now you are using this negative attention so you can get some fame. You’re pathetic. Take a good look in the mirror. You are all makeup and photoshop hun. Go be a mom and a good role model to them.

Seriously, stop submitting her. I don’t care.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the fat c*nt is a P.O.S. mom that takes anything as close to mth as she can “legally” buy, not to mention a pathological liar. While the skinny c*nt is an unknown accomplish is this the fat one implicated her as such.

The Fat Iphone ap was inspired by her.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Rachel Kurtyka. She thinks she is lesbian but really all she does is f*ck any and everything that walks. She likes to get with people and cheat on them and then hook up and date someone else behind the persons back. She is now pregnant with her “boyfriends” baby while she is with a girl,she is almost 19 and has slept with half of the town. After she breaks up with whoever she likes to keep them around saying how in love she is with them and wants to be with them and just needs to think on things when in reality she is just wanting to get stuff out of you and f*ck other people without looking bad and you knowing about it. She was with my best friend she was pregant when she lost the babies Miss Rachel left her and didnt want crap from her. She still tells her how much she loves her and so on while she is with another girl. All she likes to do is mess everyones life up and sleep with anything that will have her.

Pick a team.  Nobody likes these switch hitters.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kay Delia, and now everyone hide your man and your teenagers! She will f*ck anything she can. She is a single mother of 4 and somehow managed to get together with some dude that had another 3 kids. So now she thinks she is some kind of a hero. She goes on posting on her facebook wall how she would like to spend the night with random guys. (pretty young ones at that) Whatever happened to self respect?? Better yet what happened to respecting your kids?!?! Who knows if she even has a man now because every other weekend she is f*cking some new guy whenever her kids are with all their daddies. What do you think Nik?

You woulda been better off working at a daycare, you’ve slept your way into one (free of charge).- nik