THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is Glen Martino. So called comedian. Watch out ladies he loves to tell you he is traveling all over the country as a well paid comedian when in reality half the gigs he does aren’t even paid. He actually was most recently the store manager of kirklands home store and is jobless yet again! Claims he hates cheaters, liars, and wants to be faithful but cannot keep his dick in his pants. Spoke with an ex of his once and found out he cheated on her with multiple women. Even a few married ones. Loves sending girls lyrics to music to make a connection. His personal favorites include blue October and maroon 5. Uses the same lines on every girl and make sure you don’t get sucked into his little photo games because his phone was filled with pictures of naked women who he is “just friends” with. Loves manipulating women into sleeping with him and prays on women for money because he can’t make his own. Loves taking selfies of his balding ass and posting them all over Facebook. Tells every new girl he is with that his last girlfriend was cheating on him so you feel bad for him but the reality is he has cheated on multiple girls he was “committed” to. Loves the younger girls especially early 20′s so be aware. Dont say I didn’t warn you!!!

He went to a great extent to make it look like he didn’t take that picture himself.  I’m guessing 5 second timer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Angela Anderson is the most scandalous bitch of Wichita. she goes around to bars and clubs trying to hit on every dude in sight. while doing so she tries to get them to buy drinks with the convincing words that they will have a good time and that she will make their night. I know because upon meeting her she pulled it on me. she also claims she is with her man Billy but I’ve seen her with multiple dudes on many occasions. be carefully she does a lot of ice, m*th, and cr*ck c*caine. along with all of this caution is warned because she will try to borrow decent amounts of money and then not pay it back with the excuse she doesn’t have a job and cant find one. she likes to lye to get what she wants and of course to those who have slept with her go get checked out I know I did and found out she gave me a disease which cost a lot more than she was worth considering she is a broke ass two faced bitch that needs to get her life together. so with caution be care full you don’t want to end up like me screwed over and dealing with this nasty ass disease. People of the Wichita area be care full she is not one to be messed with and should be avoided at all cost especially when she is on “the hunt” at the bars.

You forgot to mention 4th meals..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok NiNil, let me start this off by saying this one right here is a real winner. Major homewrecker! She lost her son because she was unable to take care of him because gettingetting high on M*th was more important. Her baby daddy broke up with her because she’s a cheating slore. So now she goes around trying to steal every other woman’s family, since she lost hers. She had the audacity to try to sleep with my boyfriend, while she was at my house. For some odd reason her baby daddy took her back. But she’s an absolute, pathetic excuse for a human being and mother I have ever seen!

That’s a set of table tops if I’ve ever seen one (rests on the belly).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Look at this nasty itch. Who the hell would put up pictures of themselves like this on FB. What a dirty nasty sloot. She is dating Kris Sweeten, who everyone else has gone for a ride on and he is one dirty mother trucker. She isn’t even that cute. At 21 she has had no kids and look at that nasty body. You would think that with all the whores Kris could get he could at least find a better looking sloot to dump his load in this nasty trick. Ewwww yuck Nik would you?

I’m sure she also has family members on her ‘friends list’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jessica Wade Walker. 22 years old going on 40. She is from Arkansas City, Kansas and Frequents the towns and counties bars for Unavailable men. Its almost as though the ring on their fingers light up and she is distracted like an insect flying into the light. I cant seem to find a reason why the men she goes after would decide to cheat with this pathetic excuse of a lady. Would You Nik? Could you?

Answer: No I could not.  Double stitched jeans are for people without any shape (aka chicks with thunder)