THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is Glen Martino. So called comedian. Watch out ladies he loves to tell you he is traveling all over the country as a well paid comedian when in reality half the gigs he does aren’t even paid. He actually was most recently the store manager of kirklands home store and is jobless yet again! Claims he hates cheaters, liars, and wants to be faithful but cannot keep his dick in his pants. Spoke with an ex of his once and found out he cheated on her with multiple women. Even a few married ones. Loves sending girls lyrics to music to make a connection. His personal favorites include blue October and maroon 5. Uses the same lines on every girl and make sure you don’t get sucked into his little photo games because his phone was filled with pictures of naked women who he is “just friends” with. Loves manipulating women into sleeping with him and prays on women for money because he can’t make his own. Loves taking selfies of his balding ass and posting them all over Facebook. Tells every new girl he is with that his last girlfriend was cheating on him so you feel bad for him but the reality is he has cheated on multiple girls he was “committed” to. Loves the younger girls especially early 20′s so be aware. Dont say I didn’t warn you!!!
He went to a great extent to make it look like he didn’t take that picture himself. I’m guessing 5 second timer.- nik