THE DIRTY ARMY: Melissa is a not so hot, MESS. In her freetime she enjoys sucking titties and trying to give other people the herp and chlamydia . My poor friend received this dirty gift from her and im gonna let everyone know how nasty she is. She makes fun of people and will start rumors about people saying they are a slut, fat,ugly , have an drd, or that they are being cheated on. she loves drama and loves trying to sleep with taken ladies. watch out…heard she likes sucking dick also.