THE DIRTY ARMY: Brittany Martin is a home wrecking piece of white trash. She will sleep with anything with a pulse. This Krusty used up chick has been hooking up with married marine Cade Tice. (Pictures provided) Cade’s poor wife, Allison was ditched so he could hookup with Brittany (the one who looks like a malnourished 12 year old.) Brittany would hookup with Cade and he would treat her like shit because she was the side bitch. He would ignore her and not tell her where he was, he’d lie to her and he said he was at a family gathering then went to a beach house. What Brittany didn’t get is she was and will always be the side chick, Cade didn’t have to tell her jack squat. She wasn’t his wife. She’s not exactly wife material. (she’s used up.) Brittany has had Ch**dia a a countless number of times. She’s all about high school drama even though she’s in college. Brittany also refers to her younger friend Bailey North and herself as sluts, bitches, and whores. At least they know their place! Here’s the thing…if the’ll cheat with you, they’ll cheat on you… Brittany is nothing special to him. Obviously he went to her because she’s easy. What I’ve learned is all that douche bag Cade cares about is getting his Greg rubbed, even if its by krusty used up girl named Brittany Martin. They’re both grimy cheating whores, perfect match.