THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Elena Pyzhov, one of the biggest sloots in Wichita. I’ve known her for quite a while. She has cheated on every boyfriend she has had. She trolls the craigslist personals and other free dating sites for guys and puts out on the first date. You either have to be a member of the jersey shore or seriously wealthy for her to be interested though. She even chases after married men and had an affair with a married man by the name of Ryan McQuay. I know all this because she used to tell me everything back when we were friends. Don’t let her good looks fool you. She is a horrible person and needs professional help.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b****, Kaitlyn Turk on the left, is the BIGGEST moocher I have ever met in my entire life. This college drop out used one of her only friends to drive her over 800 miles, to spend a weekend with her midget boyfriend, who is in the army. Her boyfriend had promised to pay her friend back for gas AND food, for the entire trip, once he had gotten his pay check. Her friend had to spend a long, traumatic weekend listening to them have sex in the bed next to him. Not only did he have to endure listening to two ugly people “do it.” The couple had asked him for his car and money so that they could go to the movies. To top it all off once they had gotten in the car to head back to Kansas, she had confessed that her boyfriend hadn’t given her any money at all for the entire trip. (she said that she felt bad asking him for money) She feels like she has done nothing wrong. To top it all off…. she is a ginger, don’t let the dark hair fool you. Once a ginger always a ginger.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I swear this chick is PREGNANT! I saw her drinking and smoking weed at her sister’s house last weekend and her belly keeps growing outwards! She had the nerve to bring her other 2 kids and put them to bed there just so she could party and let everyone smoked weed and get trashed right next to them. Diana Banuelos, you need some serious professional help and if you don’t get it soon you will lose your kids. Your disgusting and fat as an ELEPHANT!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl right here is the biggest sloot. Her name is Priscilla Reyna. She sleeps around like no one will find out. She has a baby by a Guy who she supposedly loves but yet she has slept with guys from her past job and her current job at bushes chicken! Lol she’s a sloot with nasty yellow teeth n f*ckd up face. She needs to back the f*ck up from everyone else’s man! She is always accusing him of cheating but she’s the one cheating. She needs.to be put on blast! She don’t deserve someone! She’s just a nasty h*e and a liar! Here teeth r so yellow from probably sucking sooop guys many guys d*cks!!! She is so disgusting! Her breath stinks of *ss!

THE DIRTY ARMY: This photoshop sneaky hoe is the dirtiest slut on the northend shes ready to fuck if your willing to give her some money or a line. watch out if you have a man cause shes ready and willing to fight for whats not hers!!!!!! did i mention this heffa has 6kids and aint worried about taking care of them just worried about the club the parties or the next dick to buy her a drink!!!! watch out wichita this hoe is out and in heat!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch thinks she’s hot shit. She ain’t. She’s only slept with 2 guys,one was a drunk f*ck, and she thinks she’s a badass just because she drinks. I drank with this b*tch once, even filled her drink. BUT I didn’t even put any alcohol in it and this B*TCH acted like she was “so” drunk just for attention. And let me tell you,she will do ANYTHING for attention. She will become a chameleon for anyone that she’s around, she’ll pretend to be JUST like them. When she smiles she curls her upper lip into a “u mad bro?” meme. It’s f*cking hilarious. She has short hair that looks like sh*t. She looks like total d*ke material. She’s like a little girl, she’ll tell anyone her problems/love life who will listen,and then gets upset when rumors spread. She is so f*cking two-faced. She thinks she knows EVERYTHING,and it makes her look even more stoopid. People pretend to be her friend. She’s like Regina George off of mean girls. She’s a f*cking fat *ss, who thinks she’s skinny. She’s barely lost any weight these past years. She also thinks she’s so artistic and original, but copies off of EVERYONE else. Every time I see her waddling down school halls I laugh with my friends. This b*tch needs a wake up call. It’s like she thinks that all the boys want her. If she could only see how she truly looks to everyone else. She’s a dumb h*e who needs to learn her place.