THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – take a minute to check out Wallaceburg’s greasiest whorebag Brittany – Ronald McDonald’s closest cousin. Couldn’t last up in Walkteron without sucking wrinkled old balls to pay her bills so she had to come back to W’Burg. The only thing positive bout this chick is her drd tests as she’s full of ch***dia and drd. It’s obvious the second she opens her filthy mouth that she doesn’t even have a grade 12 education and earns her living off welfare checks, baby bonus, disability checks from her kids (cuz apparently intelligence really runs in the family…take a look at her wanna-be hood rat brother too!!) she has no idea what it is to actually EARN a paycheck standing on her feet instead of laying on her back. Her poor grandmother spends more time raising her kids than she does cuz she’s too busy smoking crack to care. When the welfare check is gone on the 2nd, she spreads her legs to get through the month. This whore has no real friends cuz she’s too busy stealing from them to support her drug habit – or sending her “friends” men pictures of her loose, drippy, scabby vag. If your man comes home and his dick smells like cheese and bologna, you can bet he was with Brittany.