Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Miller Time

March 22, 2013 Calgary, Windsor 194 7,022 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I worked at a bar as a swerver in downtown windsor where i interacted with alot of people, this group of guys became regulars and always asked where a good spot to hang out was, so a few times a couple of my staff members and i went to local bars after our shifts with these regulars, soon we became msn chat buddies and what not, soon after my friend started dating one of these guys, so we all make plans to go out to the club but my friends had to work so a couple of the guys said well we should pre drink at our place first and pick the other girls up after their done their shift to go out, stupid me thought it would be ok, i took a cab to their broke down apt and when i got there i had two shots of tequila i had bought, i went to the washroom and came out to find a shot already poured out for me, soon after that i became very dizzy and nautious! Ben Miller said just go lay on my bed you will be ok, I wanted to leave but he refused to let me, so i tried to go out the door staggering to find him pulling me back in the door and putting me on the bed, next thing i knew he woke me up in a panic saying the police were on the way because the neighbors heard me screaming that i better tell them that i was just wasted, i passed back out and a police officer woke me up asking me if i was ok, i was so out of it i just passed back out, i woke up after 2 am and i had to go to the washroom to throw up, when i came out of the room there was more guys there and the one commented how messed up my hair looked, i noticed my pants were undone, my jewelley was off, my sweater, all i wanted to do was leave but they wouldnt let me, after a few hours they finally said i could call a cab, i remember just dry heaving, i couldnt throw up anything, i was so dizzy, I have drank alot before and never in my life had i felt the way i did, when i got home i hugged the toilet trying to get sick, dry heaving early into the morning, i took a shower and finally went to sleep, i told my mom what had happened and she said it sounded like i was sexually assaulted, i went to the hospital and told the nurses what had happened, they said because it had been more than twelve hours and i had taken a shower there was nothing they could do for me, i dont know what happened that night to me, but on my camera i had pictures of ben holding me up straddling him, me passed on the floor with half my clothes off, i was so embarrassed and ashamed that i deleted the pictures, Its sad to not know what happened to me, but i do know that i never gave him the impression that i would ever engage in any activity with him or his friends, please let this be a warning to everyone not to trust anyone, I trully believe in my heart that this scum bag violated me that night, why else would he not have let me leave and the neighbors heard me screaming, heres some pics i found, he has sinced moved out of windsor all the way to calgary.. be careful out there

He really splurges on artwork doesn’t he..- nik



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Greasy Haired Hoe

March 21, 2013 Windsor 366 7,648 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kelly Agostinis, i’m sure everybody in Windsor knows who this digusting sorry excuse of a mama is. She looks like a fcking idiot wit that greasy ass hair, I don’t know how guys even find you attractive? this bitch has 3 kids, yes 3 kids and she is under the age of 25. Instead of staying at home with these kids, shes out wilding out and partying with her young ass friends of hers. I’m pretty sure Hope is the only one her age that she rlly fcks wit. No surprise that Travis left you, your a terrible mother, living off the gov’t so they can help pay for ya booze! Bitch hang up da heels and stay home wit cha kids for once!

That looks like rave attire.- nik



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She’ll Take It All

March 20, 2013 Windsor 17 6,872 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This, is Diane Anderson. The dirtiest of dirty Windsor skanks. A university of Windsor student that’s been the reason for more than half of the cities stabbings since 2009. This girl loves to pop pills, get shit faced and leave the party with whoever has enough blow to keep her going for a couple days, old or young, sh’ll suck and fck you dry, then she’ll move on to the next dude willing to support her habit. Guys watch out! If you let her in your house, keep your eye on her ’cause your shit WILL go missing, worth five dollars, or fifty, she’ll take it, and when you ask her about it she’ll deny it or act like she’s so hard done by, but in reality, everything she asks for is handed to her on a silver platter from mommy and daddy! Her pussy stinks, and shes always itchin’ if you know what I mean. Been with all windsor’s dirtiest guys, ’cause they all offer pills. I’m a close friend, and she fcked me over, HAHA BITCH , enjoy ! This is one girl you don’t want to get involved with, no good things can come from knowing her. She’s fake, and she’ll get you stabbed. She only hangs out with junkies and losers, i’m sure if everyone stopped supporting her you’d see her workin’ the corners! Oh yeah, thats her with Josh Carr !! He’s on this list too, aww ‘Bonnie and Clyde ’13′ they call themselves.

Windsor must be a boring city.- nik



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Big Baby Daddy

March 20, 2013 Windsor 77 6,459 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! This is Quells Patterson aka Marquell. He’s this little fat hoodlum you see walking around blowed out of his mind. He lives in the ghetto of Windsor and doesn’t go to school or have a job, go figure eh? He has a BABY on the way, why anyone had sex with him is beyond me. How he plans to raise a kid or afford a kid is also beyond me. Maybe its time to drop the mic and go to school, probably gunna be another baby born into the welfare life, GREAT, another child I have to support. He thinks he can rap and uploads music videos with his hoodlum friends, it’s time to grow up. Get your life together nigga, cuz I feel bad for this child already

Nice closet.- nik



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Dan Clarke

March 20, 2013 Windsor 92 5,864 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This dirty dog right here is Dan Clarke. He has to be the biggest bitch I’ve ever seen… he don’t no how to fight men .. straight woman beater. clames to be a super dad… but had to pull grimmy shit against his baby mom to get his Kids… now he thinks he’s all that cause he’s raising them now that there already grown. He don’t give to fcks about them kids only the cash he gets for them …. straight goof… will sleep with ANYTHING with two legs … no wait he’d probably sleep with a bitch with one lmao. He don’t care. Will smile in your face but talk mad shit behind your back! Got a tat talking about FAMILY FIRST. But don’t no nothing about that. He fucks over his own family. Straight lier cheater and a snake. Will give pills fir sex all day. Straight loser.young girls old girls. Your girl anyone’s girl he don’t care. …. Dan your not a super dad bud. Calm down.

He does not look sober enough to drive.- nik



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Dirty Pug

March 18, 2013 Windsor 173 7,734 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch is a straight home reckeer. Im talking about tanya mcphail! She don’t.even no who her kids daddy’s are. This dirty bitch runs around with any n***a walking. She don’t give two shits about her kids. Ones walking around all proud cause he has an  and the other is 13 sleeping with a 27 year old. So sad! This bitch thinks she the biggest crack dealer and she’s straight soft. She nodds of all day from her Oxys. This Cnt is a straight feen!

Is that her kid or her mom hanging up her clothes for her…- nik



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