THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl is Tawny Letcher, and, as her ex boyfriend of several years put it, “if she’s not lying or drunk, she most likely cheating.” She is diagnosed bipolar, and blames the disease for her need to fck everything that moves. She was the village bicycle in her junior year of high school – there were somewhere around 12 guys that would consistently fck her at parties, most of them knowing the other guys were doing the same. Nowadays she goes to Madison college, and finds new prey through there, social media and drinking at bars. She annoys the crap out of her parents by bringing guys back to their place and being loud as hell at like 3am, probably for being over-the-top loud in bed. She pretends to fall for guys very fast because most everyone is smart enough to hit it and quit it with her, realizing she has major character flaws. Thus, she will play up being head-over-heels for you just to keep you around. She cheated on her boyfriend of several years multiple times, and even cheated on him at his house, in his bed. Her bipolar is badly managed, and she goes through period of thinking she can function normally without the medication. It’s at these times that she is basically a horny guy – she will be very direct in hitting on guys in the hopes of getting laid. She’s already dodged being a mother at least once. She is HIGHLY manipulative, and will use self-destructive behaviors and pregnancy scares as threats to make you feel bad for her, or keep you under her thumb. She can come off as rather normal, and even reasonably charming at first, which is how she draws in her victims. She cries herself to sleep most nights, regretting the stupid decisions that keep her alone – which is, in reality, just another ploy for attention. She’s an alcoholic and chain-smoker. She has driven away nearly all of her friends, and only has very few that she still connects with. If you run into this chick, or have already run into her and found this post as a result, then there is one very simple step you need to take: Run, and don’t look back.
Wear a bra! save yourself from heavier flapjacks.- nik