Nik Richie’s Perfect Body

July 2, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty, Would You? 79

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I saw this woman and I immediately thought of you. Yes, kind of homo. Now when I look at a woman’s body I always evaluate them like you because I don’t want to sell myself short. “I know my worth” as you say.  Should I? Is she NR worthy?

I wouldn’t kiss her, that’s for sure.- nik



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Dirty Army Would You?

June 28, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Would You? 159

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this post isnt for you its for the dirty army. Would you with this Asian? Camay Diem lives in Las Vegas and loves to party. DA would you?

That tattoo though? What a waste.- nik



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The Hottest Chick On The Planet

June 24, 2014 Columbia, The Dirty, Would You? 72

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, may I present my nominee for your 2014 girl. I know she’s not brunette like you want. Her name is Ana Sofia Henao and she is a model from Columbia. I figured since your wife part Argentinean that Ana would be your taste. Sorry to go all International on you.

Tell me more, she is winning (lizard eyes don’t help though). I’m trying so hard to help the brunette community, but I feel like it’s impossible.- nik



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Aussie Import Shari Onley

May 29, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty, Would You? 59

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’re always looking for the hottest thing out there. This sexy creature is Shari Onley is an import from Australia and plays Lingerie Football for the Chicago Bliss so my big question is would you?

Answer: No. Buff chicks make me feel gay.



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Would you with this brunette

May 16, 2014 Manhattan, Would You? 69

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Allie Roberts from Schenectady New York? Look at those eyes! Would you?



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Delusional Clubrat

May 13, 2014 Chicago, Would You? 70

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have seen her on her so many times now and so has everyone. She is known to all as Chicago’s most delusional club chick. Thinks she’s hot sh*t but is so obviously NOT sh*t. Two boob jobs or not she is still an ugly polish rat who will never make it out of the club. Nik, would you? Lol would anyone?



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Ash with that Ass

May 13, 2014 Dublin, Would You? 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: cute slut ash who like to fck a lot and has a great ass



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Make a Decision

May 12, 2014 Sacramento, Would You? 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: The girl i am presenting you with today is ratchet, hurtful, ugly, and a straight bitch. She calls anyone fat that isnt twig looking even though she once was HUGE. Sorry sweetie but if you can wrap your skin around your head, YOU’RE STILL FAT. This hoe will fck any friend over for her tweaker mth headed boyfriend. And if you think thats it, youre wrong. Because she does it too! Although her and her boyfriend have been together for awhile it doesn’t mean she hasn’t fcked anyone else Pinkys up chelsea ) for those of you that dont know what that means it means she screws for money, the phrase is located in her bio on instagram ) who’s your pimp chels? Brandon? Lets not forget about how you can queef on command! Ha I’m sorry but if i was a guy i wouldn’t fck you with a ten yard stick Would you?



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