Would You?

Since She Wants The Attention

Posted in Indiana, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone out here wants to know. Would you, with this chick. Her name is Falon Robinson and she is 23, this girl claims to be “Indiana’s hottest”. Yet, funny, she’s got a punk for a boyfriend, who treats her like sh*t. Which is probably why she stays with him. Also, I find it hilarious how much make up this chick feels the need to slop all over her face, on the daily. Plus, I might mention her little “creep” section on her facebook, dedicated to every guy who ever messged her. Putting them on blast. (Even the not so creeper ones.) Attention starvation, much?

Answer: NO, her nose is very dominate and her eyes are the type that would get cross-eyed with good sex (which makes my dizzy, cross-eyed sex is like wearing 3-D glasses without the 3-D movie and I hate closing my eyes during the process).

Serbian Natural Blonde

Posted in Serbia, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I really like your taste in a woman, its similar to mine, blonde hair I prefer dark blonde not really a fan of bleach white hair, tanned skin green, grey, blue eyes inner thighs gap, small waist… I think that you will like this Serbian model Sofija Milosevic. Would you?

Answer: No, she looks too Croatian.

Who Is This D.A Winnipeg

Posted in Winnipeg, Would You?

Who is this......D.A Winnipeg

Who is this......D.A Winnipeg

Who is this......D.A Winnipeg

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who is this? she is HOT and is a friend of Holly Raban she makes my Greg good to go. Would You?

You can only hide your true size in so many pics.  If you take enough you can piece together the real you, her circular jawline and thunder thighs were exposed, a shot from behind would show she has no ass…so that would be a ‘No’.- nik

Atlanta Has Some Hot Girls

Posted in Atlanta, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, weather her name is Chandler or Madison, this girl is gorgeous. You still haven’t given a straight Yes or No to her… what do you think?  Don’t be a gay or lie.

Answer: I’m heavily leaning towards a Yes.

What Do You Think About This Miami Goddess

Posted in Miami, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the most perfect woman ever… Miami has the hottest women on the world beside Rio De Janeiro… I have to know if you would with this dime?

**Lol, besides Miami having the hottest women… They have the largest transvestite population… and this is the catergory this “girl” falls under.- JV

I agree JV, she is a he.- nik

She Thinks Since She Moved Away She Gets A Fresh Start

Posted in Cincinnati, Would You?

She Thinks Since She Moved Away She Gets A Fresh Start

She Thinks Since She Moved Away She Gets A Fresh Start

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jill Jillian Russell. She used to go to Simon Kenton the same school Sarah Jones went and after she graduated she moved to Murray state to play soccer even though she sucks. Now she acts like everyone forgot how big of a whore she was in high school and all of the greg she’s sucked. She is a kesha knock off wannabe and recently died her hair white blonde which was a huge mistake because she is even uglier now with her grandma hair. What do you think Nik, would you with this h*e?

The internet has ruined any chance of a new start.- nik

Take My Advice

Posted in Houston, The Dirty, Would You?

takeMyadvice

takeMyadvice

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Krista Thrasher oops Krista Martin LOL. This b*tch is not learning her lesson to better herself and be a good mother…… Nik, would you??? She is the orange colored girl, in the light blue shirt in both pictures, who is sucking in to hide her fat gut.

Answer: No, Krista Martin doesn’t know how to apply make-up on correctly so who knows what she would do with a condom.

Nasty Erica

Posted in San Antonio, Would You?

nasty erica

nasty erica

nasty erica

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl is Erica Ponce she swears she is the sh*t and thinks she is so hot she has 3 kids which are taken away from her she says she is all about her kids but never has them she also claims that she could beat any b*tch up but has ended up many times in the hospital after getting beat she posted these nasty *ss pics of her on facebook. So I had to ask would you?

Learn how to photoshop your body! blurring the background draws more attention to you, which you don’t want.- nik

Would You With Devin Grissom

Posted in Alabama, Would You?

Would you with Devin Grissom?

Would you with Devin Grissom?

Would you with Devin Grissom?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Devin Grissom, from the TV show Sweet Home Alabama. She’s one fine blonde model, so I have to ask you: Would you?

Answer: No, is she a Vampire? Devin, you really gotta fix that hook in your nose.

Said She Had Back Surgery

Posted in Boston, Would You?

would you?

would you?

would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rich Asian girl who goes by Lani who used to dye her hair blonde and look like a fried oompa loompa now she got some new +2′s and loves to show them off. Told people she had “back surgery” when someone noticed the bandages around her chest. Ha. So would you?

Answer: No, I don’t want to break her back during sex. Smart move on the +2′s Lani, they distract from your face.