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Would You With A Young Jessica Simpson

November 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve always wondered what you thought of Jessica Simpson in her prime when she was really young. I found her really f*cking sexy back then.  If you had a time travel machine, would you go back into time and smash this?

Answer: No, Matt Leinart said she was lame in the sack – according to his Beer Bong buddy.



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Would You

November 19, 2014 Houston, Would You? 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this ugly hoe Naomi or to social media Nay bennett or Bella. She thinks shes all that and so pretty because she’s puerto rican always posting selfies. She trys 2 act nice but im sure shes a real bi***!! Everyone is always going crqzy for her huge ass which is probly fake. Prettty much everyone in houston knows her so im sure she gets around!! I’m just tired of seeing her selfies.anyone have details on her?! Nik, would you?



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Nashira Jahor

November 4, 2014 Chicago, Would You? 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Nashira. I think she is hot and I am considering banging her because she is in an open relationship and has the hots for me. However, she has fake tits, big but fake. And I have heard that she sleeps around with all the guys she knows. My friend told me she got drd. But that’s why they made condoms, right. I can look past all that.So my question is, would you?



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My Dream Girl Pampeena

November 3, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? 70

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people are always complaining about how there are never real girls on here. Well, let me introduce you to Sarena Friedman aka Pampeena. She had the best ITG I’ve ever seen and the best real rack. What to you think Nik… Would you?

Answer: No, she is normal looking. I can’t bang normal. I’m past that stage in my life.



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You Have To… Would You?

October 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? 155

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m just gonna get to the point would you with this blue eyed Goddess.  If you say no, you are 100% forgy.

Answer: No. She looks one dimensional. I get bored with blow jobs.



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Thoughts On Shanda Rogers At 30

October 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Would You? 88

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Shanda Rogers or ‘Shanda Panda’ as she used to call herself, got posted on here a good bit during her younger party years. Personally, I think she was a lot more interesting when she was a hot mess groupie party girl, but I have to say, she has aged really well. She posted on her IG that she’s turning 30 this year, and I think she’s a lot prettier at 30 than she was in her early 20′s. I sent photos of then and now for comparison. I still want to know what she does for a living though. She used to be a stripper, is that what she’s upto now? All I see are pictures of her taking selfies with expensive designer clothes and accessories. Anybody know what she does for money these days? She claims she is a model and photographer, but I don’t see her work in anything ever. Intel? And more importantly, Nik, now would you?

Answer: No, I’m not a fan of closing my eyes during sex.



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Would You

October 13, 2014 Sacramento, San Diego, Westside-AZ, Would You? 32

 

 

 


THE DIRTY ARMY: Alex claims to be proud of her Mexican/Latina heritage but always bleaches her hair, frequently wears blue contacts, and prefers white non-Hispanic guys. She works at a strip club (as a cocktail server) and spends her free time drinking, getting stoned, and making fun of blacks and Asians on social media. Nik, if you were single and she got a rhinoplasty, removed the piercings and lasered away the prison style tattoos, would you? She’s 21.


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Melissa Matheson

September 22, 2014 Halifax, Would You? 215

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik always like reading your “would you” posts, I find you are usually right on with your “yes’ and “no”‘s.You need a few more Nova Scotians on your “yes” list. How about this girl my friend Melissa Matheson.She is skinny, blond and cute.Got one of those round tight little butts you could bounce a quarter off of. She is just crazy and wild, good in bed (just like a Bengal tiger, back scratching and everything I hear),she can down a beer like no ones business.She is really friendly and always goes out of her way to be nice to everyone, would help anyone with anything. just adorable. Someone who is great to party with and the life of every party. She is a great dance and can really twerk up a storm when she wants to. She is on FB and just a great person to have on your FB friend list.She’s on my “yes” list any day of the week. What do you and the “army: think? Yes or No?



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