THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is definitely a NO.  She is a cam girl and as you can see really has no soul.  She goes by the name Pure Dream and for some odd reason believes her +2′s are the best.  Not so much, check out those pepperoni nipples, nothing attractive about that.  Click here to see some hearts. 

Answer: Bigtime NO!

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I Found A Definite “Yes”

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, found this girl and I can’t find a single thing wrong with her. She is gorgeous.  I had to ask you what you think, I think you will really love her face and say Yes for sure to her.  So Nik, would you?

Answer: I need to see real pictures, not screen savers… I’m curious as to how she breathes?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Katie Cassidy. She’s an actress and she’s David Cassidy’s daughter. I thought she looked like your type: blue eyes, blonde, great legs, good nose. But no +2′s. I think she’s beautiful, would you?

Answer: No, I’m ok with her legs but the chest cavity is a deal breaker.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, whenever I see a pretty girl I always think now, would Nik Richie? Lol, so I when I saw this girl, I was thinking that you would. She is a model, her name is Katrina Pudar, but I don’t know much about her. I saw a photo and Google imaged it to find her name. So to make it simple, would you?

Answer: From what I see here, Yes. I like the cut of her belly button and the dent in her ass, her thighs kind of concern me though. Tell me more aka prove me wrong.