Brook the Bikini Barista and Her Friend Heather

January 16, 2014 Portland, Would You? 46 10,328 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik, I ran across these two girls from What’s Your Price (WYP). Turns out the are working girls too. Quite under the radar, but they also know how to run a good scam. Seems they have both been banned from multiple websites and are know cash/dash scammers in both Portland and Vegas. The question is, would you do them Nik? If you would, are they worthy enough of an allowance? If you would pay them, take my advice and don’t pay upfront!

Answer: No, they’re both heavy set with bird faces.



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No Keeper

January 16, 2014 San Antonio, Would You? 140 11,682 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Priscilla shes always talking about how guys are always chasing her.shes a dime and claims to have good p***y.so nik i have to ask would you.

Answer: No, she’s a human life preserver.



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She Was Emailing Me, Not Him

January 15, 2014 Honolulu, Would You? 58 8,049 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Lynn Schneider of Woodland Hills California. My boyfriend dated this girl all of 6 times. She was so desperate for him, she would do just about ANYTHING! He was granted a 10 yr. restraining order because she would not leave him alone and still she continued to pursue him leaving “contact me” messages wherever she could, regardless of this court order. After several yrs. of no contact at all with him I accidentally came across many of these “contact me” email requests on various sites she tried to track him down on(reunion.com, classmates.com, etc.). I submitted all the info. to the prosecutors office as this was now an official offense and she could be be sent to jail. The prosecutors felt that there just wasn’t enough evidence to win a convition so we were told that the case will not be picked up. I vowed to finally get her to stop this and vowed that I would get revenge my own way. I set up a Facebook acct. for my boyfriend and I sat and waited. It didn’t take long and then the “friend request” came in from her. She fell into my trap. All the while she thought she was emailing him. I refused to allow her to have any phone conversations with him, naturally because she couldn’t know that it was me she was actually emailing. She led the conversation in a sexual direction and I got going on that. To prove that this gal would do ANYTHING for my boyfriend, to prove that she is completely out of her mind, I made a bizarre request of her and if she complied, the proof would be in the pudding. I asked her to go to the kitchen and get out a brown grocery bag. I instructed her to make big red juicy lips on the front of the bag, make big eyelashes and make cut outs for her eyes. I then instructed her to strip naked, stand on a chair in the bathroom facing the mirror, put the mask over her face and take a pic of herself in the bathroom mirror. She did and this is the pic I received in the next email she sent him…. ummm I mean, me. The proof is in the pudding. This disgusting girl WILL do ANYTHING!! Anyone that is THIS DESPERATE really needs help and really needs to be stopped, one way or another. Hopefully when she realizes that her beautiful pic made it on the net, this may finally stop her.

I guess thanks are in order for paper bagging yourself…- nik



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Redneck Island Beauty

January 15, 2014 Dallas, Would You? 61 9,545 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This beautiful girl is named Bayly Risen. She was on Redneck Island and I think she is model worthy. She loves to have a good time and is a country girl at heart. Would you Nik? And do you think she could model?

Answer: No, I’m surprised there’s not more exposure abuse.



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Mother Daughter Team

January 13, 2014 Atlanta, Would You? 28 11,309 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mandolynne (42) and HER daughter Reagan (22) both are porta pottys. Like mother like daughter. For the right price you can have them both TOGETHER! They are into some pretty freaky things, like hanging from meat hooks together and going to kinky fetish parties. So would you get down with this incestuous duo too Nik?

Answer: No, I’m more confused then anything.



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Sara Patricia Laredo’s First Model

January 7, 2014 Laredo, San Antonio, Would You? 60 11,505 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sara Patricia. She lives in the small city of Laredo Texas, and is currently pursuing a modeling career here! HA She is pathetic, she has had about 3 or 2 professional photo shoots ever since she began her “career” 2 years ago. She is the thirstiest girl I have on facebook, always posting pictures of her ass and “abs.” Anyway, my question is would you?

Answer: No, unbotched +2′s don’t make you a model.



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The Hottest Dime in Denver

January 2, 2014 Denver, Would You? 119 12,599 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Monica she is a Denver model and I’m just not convinced she’s a model. I would hit that though. She claims she has “haters” … Nik would you?

Answer: No, shes exposed away all features which mean they can’t be good.



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Winnipeg’s Finest

January 2, 2014 Winnipeg, Would You? 528 16,730 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kali Halverson, Winnipeg’s hottest chick. She’s flawless : Bangin’ body, gorgeous hair and eyes, sweet personality, sexy tatties… I mean, I practically worship her and she doesnt even know who I am ! She’s been posted on this site several times but everyone knows it just all the ratchet h*es blasting her cause theyre clearly just jealous. Aint nothing wrong with Kali, shes sexy as F*CK and just having fun and doing her own thing. Unfortunately, this brunette bombshell is TAKEN by some ugly a** native looking guy. Come on Kali, you can do sooo much better, seriously girl. I just wish I knew if those t*ts were real. So Nik the question is, WOULD YOU? Cause I sure as hell would, and im a straight female!

A flawless chick wouldn’t have an AC unit hanging out the window…- nik



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