The Hottest Chick On The Planet

June 24, 2014 Columbia, The Dirty, Would You? 102

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, may I present my nominee for your 2014 girl. I know she’s not brunette like you want. Her name is Ana Sofia Henao and she is a model from Columbia. I figured since your wife part Argentinean that Ana would be your taste. Sorry to go all International on you.

Tell me more, she is winning (lizard eyes don’t help though). I’m trying so hard to help the brunette community, but I feel like it’s impossible.- nik

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Aussie Import Shari Onley

May 29, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty, Would You? 66


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’re always looking for the hottest thing out there. This sexy creature is Shari Onley is an import from Australia and plays Lingerie Football for the Chicago Bliss so my big question is would you?

Answer: No. Buff chicks make me feel gay.

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Would you with this brunette

May 16, 2014 Manhattan, Would You? 76

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Allie Roberts from Schenectady New York? Look at those eyes! Would you?

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Delusional Clubrat

May 13, 2014 Chicago, Would You? 76

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have seen her on her so many times now and so has everyone. She is known to all as Chicago’s most delusional club chick. Thinks she’s hot sh*t but is so obviously NOT sh*t. Two boob jobs or not she is still an ugly polish rat who will never make it out of the club. Nik, would you? Lol would anyone?

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Ash with that Ass

May 13, 2014 Dublin, Would You? 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: cute slut ash who like to fck a lot and has a great ass

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Make a Decision

May 12, 2014 Sacramento, Would You? 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: The girl i am presenting you with today is ratchet, hurtful, ugly, and a straight bitch. She calls anyone fat that isnt twig looking even though she once was HUGE. Sorry sweetie but if you can wrap your skin around your head, YOU’RE STILL FAT. This hoe will fck any friend over for her tweaker mth headed boyfriend. And if you think thats it, youre wrong. Because she does it too! Although her and her boyfriend have been together for awhile it doesn’t mean she hasn’t fcked anyone else Pinkys up chelsea ) for those of you that dont know what that means it means she screws for money, the phrase is located in her bio on instagram ) who’s your pimp chels? Brandon? Lets not forget about how you can queef on command! Ha I’m sorry but if i was a guy i wouldn’t fck you with a ten yard stick Would you?

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Chico State Sloot

May 12, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento, Would You? 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey this girl goes to chico state n is just dirty as can be her name is veronica leon. She gets freaky with just one drink n gives it up rite away how many of u guys would hit this? Btw she likes it raw

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Ms Piggy’s +2′s

May 9, 2014 Sacramento, Would You? 71

THE DIRTY ARMY: I don’t know where to start with this old friend. In high school she was very chunky stomach twice the size of her breasts she was a total sloot moped style though fun until your friends find out. She went through a few high schools due to girls threatening her for hooking up with there boyfriends and beating her up. Miss Piggy was determined after high school she went on the Jenny crank diet quit eating started consuming nothing but adderall cocaine alcohol and sperm. She then convinced her parents to buy her plus 2′s and her dream began. Katie slept with anyone and anything that told her she was hot she contracted herpes and then warts along the way she tried to get her who red on concealed by always having a boyfriend but cheating on them with any willing friends or even family members. She developed a thing for bad boys and started dating felon losers only not that she’s any better I think she’s at Noah’s bagel still anyway the thugs used and literally abused her for her cheating but it wouldn’t stop her she moved on to a steady diet of adderall cocaine crystal meth and sperm. She now considers herself a player because she is having sex with 5 her**n and / or mth addicts at the same time . Unfortunately we heard her and her partners are injecting with dirty needles and contracted drd c. Watch out for katie davis if the fave doesn’t scare you the stretch marks should and if your still horny hopefully the herpes on top of warts infesting her vajay will… stay classy sacramento condoms are better then disease

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