THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Senada. She was one of the “pretty girls” at our high school. So would you?

Answer: No, I see a couple snaggles and a lot of shoulder meat.  I’m doubting she ever ‘was’.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’d like to introduce you to Meghan Nickson or as she likes to call herself Meghan Leopard. This piece of trailer trash comes from Oshawa and likes to call herself a “model” even though the only photographers that work with her are creepy old men that don’t even know how to use a camera, they probably put most of her nudes in a wank bank for later. She recently posted that her photos are not taken to be sexy or look like a whore, news flash sweet heart your taking budget nudes. This 4 foot tall midget needs a dose of reality, she is certainly not model material or classy at all. She just needs to stop.

Answer: No, her jawline sits a little low and those handy thigh highs are covering her problem areas.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Stephanie she’s a whore from Arvada. She will empty out your pockets and steal your money after you guys have sex and go to bed.Do not let her sleep over your house things will come up missing. She thinks she is so cool cause she’s tatted but she looks like every other sloot girl with tatts.Would you?

Simply put, she will get it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Katie Boivin from Fayetteville, NC. She thinks she is sexy as hell and I just have to know… Would you?!

Answer: No, overexposure is an eyesore, not attractive.- nik