Paisley Slater

May 9, 2014 Dallas, Would You? 117

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw that lost post, and thought I’d share my experience with this t*at. This bitch is dumb. Nothing more to her than anal sex and cocaine. It amazed me by how easy it was for me and my buddy to gt laid by her. She’s wild. She let us bust a nut all over that face and asshole at the same time. Would I fck her again? Yes. Would I date her? No. My only suggestion to you all, If you fcking her, I’d suggest wearing a jimmy hat. Share your experience with her by commenting below.

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The Ultimate Would You – Rihanna

May 7, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? 161


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you would never have sex with a black woman. I get it, your astroturf theory… not hating. Rihanna isn’t really black though, she is island temperature and those eyes could cut a heart to pieces. Don’t lie here. Would you?

Answer: No. Have you ever seen her hands? They are super scary.

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Syd n Kris

May 6, 2014 Little Rock, Would You? 39


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two girls here are Sydney Gibbons and Kristan Carpenter. Yeah they may look all nice and stuff but they aren’t. Kristan likes to become a girls “bestfriend” and then stab her in the back. Sydney is her newest BFF I’m sure she’s already screwed this poor girl over too. Along with her poor hubby Dalton Wiedekind who she has forced into marrying her because she got pregnant. Kristan and Sydney are both whores who crave sex and alcohol and just can’t stand to see someone else be the center of attention. They’ve both been married 2 times and neither of them gave a sh*t about their first husband. Now they are both married again and I’m sure these marriages will last maybe a year. Kristan has 2 kids that she leaves with other people all day and every weekend so she can go out and get wasted. And the best part, she don’t even know who the father of her little girl Carley is. And Sydney has turned into a crazy cat lady who doesn’t give a sh*t about anyone but herself. They make the perfect match don’t ya think? They are the exact definition of southern charm? No. They’re the exact definition of southern slut. Poor pitiful Kristan, she thinks she is so pretty (when God knows she’s nasty and butt ass faced ugly) she lost all her hair and she still tried to flaunt that sh*t. Bi*ch that sh*t isn’t cute. Get a f**king wig and keep that sh*t on before someone sees your ugly face and thinks your a godd**n man! You think you rule the world? You don’t bi*ch! And Sydney is standing right beside her thinking she’s the baddest bitch around when in reality that bi*ch is a f**king fat a**. Y’all act all Christian and holy. Bi*ches the only thing y’all are is lame sluts who can’t make a living so your mooching off someone else like always. Kristan I now your husband knows you cheat on him all the time with random guys and does Dalton know that you pawn your babies off on a babysitter everyday so you can sleep off your hangover? Oh, and Sydney I’m sure your cat doesn’t appreciate the fact that you got a different guy at your house every night. Put me on f**king blast you stupid c*nts. Paybacks a bi*ch! Y’all don’t like me that fine but you’ll get yours.

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Minnesota Girls are not Dogs

May 6, 2014 Minnesota, St. Paul, Would You? 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Devin Devine, here to prove that girls from Minnesota are beautiful, so nik… Would you?

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NYC Diva a Giver

May 5, 2014 Manhattan, Would You? 21

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this dime on Tinder. She put out quickly and is content on doing business whenever I need. Small problem, she have me DRD. An incurable, recurring DRD. So, nik, besides the DRD, would you get nasty with Kelly?

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Rich Man’s Whale Wars

May 4, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Would You? 99


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, found this girl on the Twitter machine. She is a model living in NYC. I think she is a better, thinner, younger version of Whale Wars. What do you think? Would you?

Answer: No, she needs to lose about 12 more pounds before I would even consider penetration.

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Nasty Nelly

April 30, 2014 Westside-AZ, Would You? 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well nik mrs Danielle otero is as slutty as they get she prefers two guys instead of one and is a fan of anal and deep throat she not only dances at curves but escorts for the right price weather it’s the VIP or in ur home this home wrecking tramp is as fake as her extensions and laches so watch out she can’t even keep up with who fcks with her shit she truly is a home wrecker and as slutty as they come

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Bailey Ravich Far From Gods Gift

April 25, 2014 New England, Would You? 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I love your site. I have been DA Strong for years. Honestly I am surprised this self proclaimed “Gem” Bailey Ravich hasn’t been posted on here before. This girl really thinks she is something special. She truly believes shes Gods gift to the world. Shes only 20 years old and already beat. Her on again off again boyfriend Max cheats on her all the time. But who could blame him? She shares an apartment with her ex boyfriend Nick Mercier. Who she also still sleeping with. This girl also parades around with Katrina George and Rachel Chittick (Rachel has been posted several times on here). Lets not forget her “modelling career”. This girl couldnt even pay her way into scam modeling online contests. Bailey is also a drug dealer. Selling prescribtion adderall and was recently robbed. So Nik tell me would you be with washed out whore??

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