THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ally (green blue bikini), Courtney (green yellow) and Ashley (purple). With a gun to your head, if you had to one of these fitness models which one would you with?
Death, you can pull it. It was a great run. I’m ready.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with this pig nosed wannabe superstar? She thinks she\’s the hottest. What do you think?
ANSWER: HELL NO.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Misty Molina. She is a home wrecker. She is currently having an affair with her boss Ryan who is a married man with 2 young kids at home and a loving pretty wife. I am a regular at the bar she works at. I’m in the bar pretty regularly and it’s sick how the 2 of them are all over each other, totally wasted drunk and not a care in the world for this man’s home life and family she is carelessly destroying. She slept her way to the top, its pretty pathetic. He just gave her a promotion to be a manager now. She thinks she is the greatest person on the planet if you have a conversation with her. But really she is a sloppy drunk and a complete slut. Before hooking up with Ryan she was known for hooking up with customers. Seeing the way those 2 carry on at the bar makes me want to stop going there. I am married and it makes me SICK what they are doing and so openly. Not to mention it’s not exactly very professional. Ryan’s wife is at home with his kids while he’s playing pattycake with his bartender. He thinks it’s funny, even bragging to his patrons how they’ve been fu@king. I don’t want to hear it bro! Gross. His wife is a tall hot blonde and Misty is well, you can see from the photos what she is. Time this home wrecker gets exposed. And my wife and I will take our business elsewhere. So Nik, I have to know. Would you?
Answer: NO, I’m surprised those wrist bands aren’t sliding off…double sided tape?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s time to put Ji Kim on blast. She’s the typical OC Vietnamese coffee shop wh*re who’s worked at almost all of them such as Cafe Miss Cutie, Cafe Lu, Cafe Temptation, etc. Somehow she managed to land a guy who’s 30 when she was barely 20 years old and this guy seemed to be a keeper. He had a job, was good looking, and treated her to nice places and vacations. Still, she managed to screw it up because I heard she cheated on him before with customers from her work place? Horrible. Also, she is dumb as hell. She can’t spell to save her life; it’s like she was under-educated. She acts and looks like a teeny bopper who’s overally sexualized. People make fun of her wig-like hair extensions, her +2′s are horrendous, and I heard she looks like a boy without all the that glitter and glitz on her face. However, I wanted to get your opinion on her since she does have a super skinny body, decent ITG, and +2′s. Could this be the Asian for you? I hope not. BTW, even though I have a bad impression of her, is she DC worthy? You haven’t had an Asian DC from OC, maybe it’s time.
Should we name her Cafe Wu?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’re a picky guy, but everyone knows Candace Swanepoel, the Victoria’s Secret Angel, is one of the most beautiful women in the world. I have to ask, would you? Only a gay man would say no.
Answer: I’ve already said I would with a gun to my head on an island to keep the survival of the human race going. If it’s sex just to have sex… it wouldn’t happen.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, lets see what you think of this royal beauty. Princess Charlotte of Monaco, she’s well known in the fashion world and she is the official Equestrian “ambassador” of the Gucci label. She’s beautiful if you asked me but no one cares what I think. The question is you would you with royalty.
Answer: No, why would I want to bang a horse ambassador?
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