THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, This is Maggie, a Santa Clara University student. I am not giving away what people think about her, but what is your rating? She’s fun and flirty, she can drink (a alot, I may add) with a great personality and is no broke $CU girl.

Making that face doesn’t make you look like less of a man.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Meet Britt Shelstad a hooker from Gillete,Wyoming who came to San Diego to make all her dreams come true…Well I guess she succeeded like most people do when they move to socal.She wanted to become a model and ended up being a stripper.Of course that did not pay the bills or her cocaine habit so her next big break was PORN! Way to go Brit,I’m sure your parents on the farm in Wyoming are really proud. Naturally she got a little too used up and couldn’t get anymore gigs and was sent back to Wyoming to work for minimum wage and live with her parents.She still posts old “modeling” photos on facebook daily to remember how her life failed. Nik,what’s your take on this 28 year old loose goose? Would you?

Answer: NO, she’s forehead heavy and her stomachs starting to fold in on itself.