Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Paulina Has ITG Perfection

May 1, 2013 Hollywood, New England, Scottsdale, Would You? 12 9,140 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Paulina Gretzky is one fine piece of a**!  I know she has been posted a bunch of times on TheDirty, but not sure if anyone has asked you if you would.  So I decided to ask.  With that ITG Nik, would you with the her for some greatness?

Answer: No.



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The Wildabeast of Deltona, Florida

May 1, 2013 Miami, Would You? 4 6,357 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Big fan of your site. Someone really needs to put this slut on blast. I know how you love chick tattoos ( HA HA HA!) She’s a 24 year old hair stylist with a two year old child- but you wouldn’t know it since the only pictures she posts are Myspace style ‘Photoshoots’ of her nasty tattoos, disgusting hair and makeup and her flat ass. Don’t go near this girl. You can practically smell the disease’s from the picture. Even though we already know the answer… Nik, Would you?

That could be a guy, a chick would be able to push-up more then that.- nik



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Would Scooby Sleep With This Beauty Who Was Born In 1995

April 30, 2013 The Dirty, Vancouver, Would You? 89 83,811 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is so so so so beautiful. Blonde, slim, not massive but pretty good +2′s. She is so gorgeous and isn’t a sl*t like most of the girls submitted on here! She’s only 18 but puberty sure did her a favour! So Nik, I’m not asking if you would… but do you think Scooby would with this chick?  She was born in 1995, really seems to be up his alley.

Scooby said he is holding out for a couple more years until he can find a quality 1997.- nik



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Which Would You Rather

April 30, 2013 Charlotte, Would You? 6 8,971 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of these is the baby momma while the other is the girlfriend, which one would you rather have? The baby mama trapped the guy, and the girlfriend is a girl on the side. Brunette is baby momma, girlfriend is the blonde.

The blonde.  Brunettes working with a 7head, I see where the desperation comes from.- nik



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Would You With Lee Amore

April 30, 2013 Victoria, Would You? 46 5,987 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, this girl goes by the name Lee amore,lives in nanaimo and is really trashy, she is one of those girls who goes around saying shes a model because she had some pictures taken if you put a camera in front of her she will even take her clothes off, these pictures are from her facebook. she says shes 19 but she is younger than that. my question to you is would you with this orange oompa loompa.

Answer: No, she has chopped colorful hair w/ cheap clip-ins and dollar store Mac.



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Wannabe Model

April 30, 2013 Orlando, Would You? 24 10,543 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik!! Big fan! So this Russian chick thinks she’s “model material” and is one of the most conceited chicks on the planet! Her dream is to be in magazines , better yet .. on the COVER of magazines! I personally think she looks like a two dollar tranny hooker but I wanted to get your opinion! Nik Richie…..Would you??

It takes a lot of Mac to two-tone yourself.- nik



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