Protect Your Animals and Men from Crazy Ashley Sigurdson


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Solon, Ohio beware the crazy vet Ashley Sigurdson! Her clueless man needs to know how she bad mouths him and hits on husbands and boyfriends of her female friends and clients. She loathes his family and trash talks his friends non-stop. She is convinced she’s the most beautiful woman on earth when her big, nasty mouth makes her the ugliest creature in town!

Erica Bear Is Cosplay Goddess


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I have never been on this site before. I am happily engaged and getting married in November. A friend of mine going back to college had an early bachelors party for me. I am a big nerd. Love comics, pokemon, video games and all that. Instead of strippers he hired some sexy Cosplay girls who dressed up as Harley Quinn, Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Sailor Moon for me. This girl Erica Bear was one. She’s not bad looking but was the worst of the three and a total slag. She followed me around talking about how she is getting boob implants soon and how she used to strip but the pay sucked. She got super drunk and offered to have sex with me for $200. I obviously said no. She said she was gonna find out who my fiancee is and tell her we did it. I told my girl and my friends backed me up that we did nothing. She is a total nut, full of herself and not worth your time.

Open to Married Men


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kelly J. Clark, of Columbus, one of the many slores in Indiana. Her latest whorish antics has earned her a report to, The Dirty. She has been messing around with a well known married man who has a pregnant wife at home (yeah, he’s not innocent either). She’s got a few drds and doesn’t mind sharing them with others! Her favorite are married men. Kelly has been quite open about her relationship with this particular married man and doesn’t care about the wife at all. So much that when the married man was arrested for a DUI, the other night while they were out partying, she told the police she was his girlfriend. Later the police learned otherwise when the wife showed up at the jail. She has no remorse for any of the wives that she upsets.

Angle fail.- nik

I Need Advice


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, my name is Tasha. I am 24 and considering both a nose job and implants. I need to know what you think? How big should I go? Should I get ass injections as well or not? Thanks.

I’m ok with the nose right now… there are more important issue — like who takes selfies with an iPad? Regardless you need +2’s stat. 550cc-650cc will help distract from your heavy arms and stomach.- nik

Your Thoughts on Libby Powell


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I have never seen Libby Powell posted on here before. I think she is one of the hottest women on Instagram. I am just curious as to what your thoughts on her are?

Libby has to head tilt for the rest of her life. Her nose job is off and her upper lip injection is not symmetrical. Notice how everything hooks to the right (her left).- nik

Mercedes Terrell Has No Ass


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Mercedes Terrell needs to stop photoshopping her ass and pretending to have one. You can’t photo shop it in some and not in others. If you want a big ass have surgery but stop lying to people about it.

Mercedes, consistency is key.- nik

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