THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl deserves to be on BLAST. Her name is Haley Hopkins. This no good, dirty, rotten skank CLAIMS she is a lesbian, but has a child… Not saying that having a kid is a bad thing but there is a back story. She cheated on her girlfriend (at the time), got pregnant, AND told her poor girlfriend that the child was HERS. last I checked, you can only reproduce with one egg and a happy white swimmer. She is not only a slut, she is bat shit CRAZY. She lies about the most serious sh*t; saying she has cancer (three times), pretending to ** her self (numerous amounts of times), getting raped, getting jumped….for god knows what reason. Everything the witch says is a lie. And once she gets caught in the lie she just disappears. But, about six months later you can see her at your local gay club humping away and being a complete sloshed mess on the dance floor. Not to mention the boat loads of snow she snorts up her nose… I’m surprised she doesn’t just have one giant nostril. I feel so bad for her baby girl…. If social services hasn’t taken her away already… Because we all know Haleys mom is in and out of prison for drugs and alcohol and the dad just couldn’t stick around because of Her crazy ass. Such a sad life this child is gonna live.. Someone please slap some sense into this girl if you ever see her around.