Adriana Jimenez the Slob


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is ADRIANA JIMENEZ. She is a true example of Mexican trash. She has a disgusting greasy face that looks like she never washes it. She fell hard for one of her employees named COLE DURAN started to “try” to lose weight, eat healthy, and work out to impress him. Can you guess? It didn’t work. He left her department and went someone else because he couldn’t stand her. She is suppose to be a MANAGER of some sort yet when the door of her office is closed she will back stab everyone she works with including the owners of the company Kyle and James. She smokes weed and goes into work high as a kite. She looks like a gremlin pretty much identical. She f’ed a guy named Eddie she worked with as well as one of the IT guys (they were drunk when they slept wit her.) She is 35 or older and still lives at home wit her mom, dad, and brothers. She doesn’t own her own car or drive for that matter her brother drives her everywhere. She has a brown noser that works for her “Cassie” who tells on everyone in the office to make herself look better. They talk shit about every single person they lay their eyes on. I’m guessing because they’re both fat slobs and are jealous of everyone becuz they look 10 times better then they ever will. She said one of her coworkers SABRINA MONTOYA is really stupid for being as old as she is yet she can’t progress in anything in the office becuz she is a retard. (Words straight from her mouth.) Makes fun of the owner who had an affair on his wife wit his assistant. She is just a fat greasy prime example of a jealous bitch that thinks it’s funny to make fun of others when she can’t even get a guy. Don’t work for her she is coo to ur face will act like ur best friend but will rip u apart when ur not around. She also “tries” to dress up wear high heels, and dresses when they actually make her look like a bowling ball… And her feet are so gross. Ever get a chance to look at them do… When u speak to her you can smell dirty vagina so back away a couple feet or u may pass out. She’s disgusting and not your friend. I have no idea how she got to be a manager becuz her maturity level is by far low as hell. You would think she’s still a junior in high school. She also thinks she’s some band groupie goes to concerts like she’s cool and knows what she’s talking about but only does it to fit in and it still doesn’t help. She’s the definition of a back stabbing bitch.

Cum on Sum


Nik- Its hard to believe that this bar trash isnt already on here. Being the bar fly pass around that she is you would think her fat ass would be plastered over this site. So I figured I would do the deed and inform those who dont know but should what this scum is really about.. So this is Summer Corbino aka PBOL wanna be AKA liar AKA terrible mother AKA sloot. This sorry excuse for a mother lives a lie. Everything that comes out of her face is a lie. She pretends to have some great job and make great money and have her shit together when we all know she gets all her money for some guy she met STRIPPING. Which she also lies about. She pawns her poor kids off to anyone that will take him and says she is going to work but is really going to the bar to be banged in the bathroom or back seat of a car in some parking lot. . She comes in to bars wearing scrubs to pretend she just got off work but she really just got off her couch. She uses abortions as birth control and she is a dumpster filled with drds.

Thoughts on Elizabeth Pipko


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, a few of my friends think this Sports Illustarted model Elizabeth Pipko is a ten. I just don’t see it. She is pretty but personally I feel she is an eight at best. Your thoughts?

5.897781837. Minus 1 for the mole (which SI photoshopped out).- nik

Denver Fools Gold


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Denvers biggest deadbeat. Claude garcia sure does have a way with words. He tricked my friend Mellissa into thinking there was a future, paid a real expensive dinner, hotel, and took her shopping. Went out for drinks and got some booty and now he is no where to be found and wont return phone calls or text. Come to find out Claude has 5 kids and is married. Ladies please beware, this man will give you an drd and can care less. Claude is out partying every weekend looking for his next victim while his family is at home thinking he’s out on business. Total dirtbag!!!!

The Dana Pearson Story – Chapter one


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Dana Pearson. Dana likes, above all else, to bang her friends exes and not waste any time doing so. She is notorious for getting matching tattooes with her boyfriends (four to be exact, one was as recent as two months ago). she’s literally broken up with one boyfriend and on the same night, call up her friends boyfriend and ask to come over, then upon getting turned down go over to a well-known Think Tank tattoo artist’s house and bang him instead! Moral-less ** who will f just about anybody to get what she wants before jumping on the next guy and leaving her previous lover heart-broken and with a serious case of drd! Yuuup, don’t let that face fool ya she’s got it. Everyone in this city has a Dana story

The Wanna Be Keith Mikhail


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Keith Mikhail is the biggest joke for a man in the world… He meet girls online… Talks all these dreams into their heads… Meets them.. Has them move him in and then NEVER gets a job or pays bills. He sits at home with wishes of being a pro football player at 27 years old and tweets and cheats! He has his momma bring him food to Denver from Durango because he cannot afford it.. He cried every night about not wanting to pay bills and how he should be worshipped for his less than impressive football skills! This little boy will forever be stuck in a dream world living with his momma so stay far away when you see him heavy in your social media inboxes… He ain’t bout shit!

I wonder what he used to pepper in a hairline.- nik

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