Livermore Bar Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, Nik This girl is named Erin Ahern. This bootydoo “belly sticks out more then her booty do” is our town bar fly, slut. She has slept with all the cowboys and every guy in this town! My boys call her “who hasn’t” cause everyone has a turn. She works at Cattlemens so she can meet more cowboys to fck. Beef bitch, your whats for dinner. What do you guys think about her? She’s 24 but looks like 40 to me!!!! Isn’t your most recent dive a trainer? If you chomped on some celery as much as you choked on dick you may look half way decent. Don’t think your special though honey who turns down leftovers? Maybe your weekend trips should be to the gym from now on? Happy hunting.

her pits would be sucking those +2’s up if it weren’t for her arms.  aka, refund gap.- nik

Douchebag PotHead

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  josh bingaman is a loser pothead that is a physco that has a small Gregs and f*cks for 2 minutes if he is lucky! he has mincy faggot balls. he loves his xbox and jerks off to it. if he could f*ck the xbox red eye he would bc his little baby gerg would def fit. he has a ostrach neck and weighs 140 lbs. if he is lucky.

Xbox is dangerous.- nik

Ireland’s Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Georgia Salpa. Irelands biggest model, reality star on big brother UK and ex girlfriend of Calum Best (son of soccer legend George Best) she is half Irish half Greek and was born in Dublin. She is often compared to Kim Kardashian and usually comes out on top.  Shes not your usual type, no +2s and brunette. Do you think shes the best the Irish have to offer?

She is a 6.7782661, way better looking than Kim Kardashian even with her huge blow hole.- nik

Danielle The Wannabe

Danielle the tranny/wanabe

Danielle the tranny/wanabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Danielle Juarez the wannabe model/club promoter. This b*tch thinks shes the hottest thing alive & thinks every man wants her. She is a club h*e. She f*cks any guy that comes around her look like she can pulls guys. What she doesn’t know is that she is a ugly, fake *ss h*e that is desperate for attention. She used to be a church girl & act like miss perfect, but she cheated on her husband with a random guy she met. Nik, put dis h*e on blast!

Hey Danielle your gums are bigger then your teeth….just so you know.- nik

Love From Ireland

Love from Ireland!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just sending some love all the way from Dublin in Ireland. Seen you on Dr.Phil and I have been hooked ever since! Keep up the good work.

Cool, hopefully I can come visit Ireland one day.- nik

What Do You Think About Irish Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I love your site and have never seen any Irish girls on it, this is Georga Salpa shes an the number 1 Irish model at the moment.  I think shes stunning and has the perfect body her boobs are real the only problem is that shes banging Callum Best which is gross cz hes pig! Anyway wanted to know would you? And how do you join the dirty army from Ireland?

Answer: No, she looks like a Kim Kardashian knock off… not very original and makes me mentally think she is hairy as hell down below. 

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