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Michael Montoya The Woman Beater

THE DIRTY ARMY: This ass goof right here is Michael Montoya a harmless student by day and cock sucking woman beater by night. He is known by many people by the name of Dakota (but the only name that really suits him is TROLL THE F*GGOT MCGOOF)he haunts little girls nightmares and is the man which everyone warned you to stay away from. Unless of course you enjoy being beaten to a bloody pulp by a hungry hungry 10 ton elephant. This pussy fudge packing fa**ot has beat on not one, not two, not even three woman, but six! that’s right! six! “He’s climbin’ in your windows, he’s snatchin’ your people up, tryin’ to rape ‘em. So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause he’s rapin’ everybody out here.” He put my sister in the hospital by throwing her down two stair cases and beating her with his faggot ass steel toe boots! This PREDATOR is nothing but a gay ass coward who’s bending over for every butt pirate sissy fudge packer in the entire state of FLORIDA! And if he isn’t beating woman you can sure guarantee that we will be smothering them to the near brink of death with all his hungry hungry hippo rolls on that nasty greasy body of his. Truth is girls if you want a man that will drown you in his sweat and grease from his wide load fat lard or a man that will beat on you until him and his anal assassin buddies get their dip sticks shit stained here he is! Look no further!

Chokers = roids or emo. Both are overly sensitive and have violent mood swings.- nik

FSU’s Delta Gamma Is Definitely Not The Hottest Sorority In America


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so FSU’s Delta Gamma was voted one of the hottest Sororities in America…. Uhhh, what the hell?  I don’t even see one remotely hot girl in here, America, we can do better.

Why are their legs so buff?- nik

Winning The Heisman Trophy Is A Pass To Commit Any Crime


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was positive that after the alleged rape that there was no way FSU freshman Jameis Winston would win the Heisman Trophy…. well I was totally wrong.  You have been saying it forever Nik, if you do good in sports in America, we will basically forgive you and allow you to keep playing long as you are good and keep winning.  If FSU was not in contention for a national championship or he was a bench warmer… he would have gone to jail for rape… but fortunately for him, he can win games which in returns means do whatever the f*ck you want.

Only in America my friends. I blame Obama.- nik

Jameis Winston’s Career Will Not Be Affected


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so you already know Jameis Winston, he was the front runner for the Heisman Trophy until allegations have come forward that he raped a girl back in 2012.  The DNA matches and now Jameis lawyer is saying that the sex was consensual.  What do you think will happen?  Either way, he is a really good athlete in America, so I’m sure he will be fine and this will be swept under the rug… And why do black athletes not listen when a girl says no?

If you have talent… rape, murder and dogs don’t matter in professional sports.- nik

Two and a Half Years of Lies

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this asshole lied to me for two and a half years of what I thought was a great relationship. Turns out he had been cheating on me for the last 8 months or so of the relationship, and that’s all that I know of. When I lost my father, he told me he would always be there for me no matter what and that he would love me through my grief, etc. But when I found out he was cheating and confronted him, he told me that I pushed him away and it was my fault he cheated because I made him the most important man in my life, and he folded under that pressure. He then told me that I never trusted him, that no matter how it would have ended I would have bad mouthed him, and that I should leave him alone. He spent a year studying abroad in Germany, and never once did I suspect him of cheating. I suspected him when his behavior became increasingly erratic and he would disappear for 24 hours at a time with little or no explanation. He also decided to abandon me to find a ride to my wisdom tooth surgery because, and I quote, it was too much to ask his boss for a morning off of work. His most recent fling was during a huge health scare for me. So post-surgery and in the middle of the biggest health scare of my life, he decided to break my heart and tell me it was my fault. To top it all off, I got together with his latest girl and his best friend to compare details. He strung a huge web of lies to all of us. He told me his best friend had given his girlfriend herpes, he told his fling all kinds of shit about how horrible his best friend’s relationship was, and he told his best friend that he was so proud of him for being happy in a long-term relationship. He told the other girl that he was a vegetarian and had been for 5 years, when in fact I am. This guy has ex-girlfriends all over town, all of which he’s cheated on at some point or another. He’s now a hairy 28yr old with a comb over who lives with his mother and has a shit job. He drives a red ford focus and preys on younger women with low self esteem and/or have just moved to the area. Tell everyone you know to watch out for this guy!

This is why chicks date older men, to avoid this immaturity.- nik

Posing With Panties

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this a-hole likes to tell girls he loves them and will make them his princess. I was in a long distance relationship with him. And he was so convinced that I had slept with someone , that he went out to drink, when he met a girl from Italy who he took home and slept with. Afterwards, he sent me the picture of him holding her panties. After a week of constant arguing, I went to see him. And one day when he was taking care of paperwork at his school, I found the girls panties in his bag when I was cleaning up the bedroom. I spent 6 days with him and he had to go to turkey , promising me that he would see me in a few weeks and would fly me back to Florida when he returned. We talked all the time the first few days, when suddenly he stopped talking to me with no reason or explanation. It’s been weeks since I’ve talked to him. I just wish I knew wtf happened , I feel like I deserve to know why he did this. I was always 100% loyal and honest to him. He is a lying player, and completely broke my heart.

I think this guy just started a new d-bag trend.- nik

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