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Where Can I Find This Inflatable Pool Flamingo


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am a well-established professional (straight male) and I am quite content with my accomplishments to date, especially after having paid off my astronomical undergrad and law school tuition debts. I don’t ask for anything extravagant in life. But when I took a gander at this photo, the first thing I noticed was the incredibly cutesy pink inflatable flamingo. Wow! Suffice to say, I am mesmerized and enticed to get one! I need to get one these large inflatable flamingos ASAP. But sadly, to no avail, I was unable to find a retailer where I could purchase one from (yes, I did run a Google search query but unfortunately no luck). I would genuinely appreciate if you and/or the Dirty Army faithful would be prepared to offer some sage advice as to where I could get one. And I would like to get one expeditiously. The longer I wait in the absence of this inflatable flamingo, the more my thirst needs to be quenched. Please HELP!

Can someone please help this fine gentleman.- nik

Jessica Burciaga Is Still Bangin’

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever said Jessica Burciaga is looking bad was smoking some weed or something.  Check out one of her latest IGs, tell me she has fallen off…. I’ll wait.

If Jessica had a Greg… Casper would be straight stalking her.- nik



Instagram Was Meant For Married Men


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’ve been married for 9 years now and I literally can’t remember the last time my wife and I had sex.. its not easy with 4 little ones running around. In the past I’ve got in trouble for going on tube sites to watch porn, so my wife has our Wifi and my phone on lockdown. I literally cannot watch porn unless its a magazine.. but those suck these days. I’m super late to instagram but have been using it for 4 months now to please myself. I love going to Kylie Jenner’s page and Nectaria’s instagram as well. It’s like free porn that the wife can’t find out about, now I see why so many people are on instagram. Nik, be honest, do you do this?

Yes, I have rubbed it out to IG.- nik

“PURPS” of 808 Mafia is Out To Spread DRD

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m in the adult industry and I went to visit PURPS in LA. I asked him to use a condom when we hooked up. HE instead forced his raw penis inside of me. Within 2 days I started showing symptoms of an DRD. He then tried to just drop me off to a friend’s house without helping me seek proper medical help. He said “this isn’t his problem”. HE made mention that another girl “tried to tell him he gave her an DRD” but he insisted that he’s clean. I then suggested that he go get himself checked out by a doctor. He flipped out on me and refused. I am a porn star and it’s detrimental to my image to come to the forefront about this. I prefer to remain anonymous but I want to save just ONE person out there from this guy and guys like him. “PURPS”, who’s real name is NATE CASERTA is out here DIRTY, SLINGING DRDS and leaving girls with them and HE’S NOT GOING TO GET TESTED OR TREATED. Knowing him for 4 years, I wouldn’t have expected this from him but I learned a very expensive and life – changing lesson. GIRLS OF INSTAGRAM, and LA, and ANYWHERE THIS GUY GOES, STAY AWAY FROM HIM. MAYBE IF HE GETS PUT ON BLAST HE WILL GO GET TESTED, TREATED, then try to show us all his papers that say he’s “clean” I haven’t heard from him since this incident. So, I’m guessing he knew he got me sick and does not care. He is disgusting and this should be illegal. This is him on INSTAGRAM.  None of that stuff on his Instagram is his. He doesn’t know Kanye West. He’s more of a groupie than any porn star I have ever met.

So if you cannot be a pornstar anymore… what are you going to do?- nik

Chet Hanks Is a Junkie


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, The DA posted the THOT who was banging Chet Hanks all over her IG last month and BOOM…. The powers that be finally put him in rehab for being a coke head! Chet’s been posting videos about how sorry he is for annoying everyone with his tweeker wigger rant mess. But, all I get from this saga is that, his daddy Tom Hanks was ready to cut him off! Finally Hollywood did something for all of our ears and eyes looking at the crazy. Can I just ask all of these Hollywood kids to stop using social media and black people to piss off your parents and make a statement about how lonely you are?!? What a damn junkie this fool is! Damn…

I don’t think Chet Hanks has hit rock bottom yet.- nik



Nutella or Olivia Munn


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Nutella seems to think that she should have been cast as Psylocke in the new X-Men film over Olivia Munn. A lot of her followers agree with her. So tell me Nik, Nutella or Munn?

Munnnnnnn allll dayyyyyy. Come on now.- nik

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