THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a well-established professional (straight male) and I am quite content with my accomplishments to date, especially after having paid off my astronomical undergrad and law school tuition debts. I don’t ask for anything extravagant in life. But when I took a gander at this photo, the first thing I noticed was the incredibly cutesy pink inflatable flamingo. Wow! Suffice to say, I am mesmerized and enticed to get one! I need to get one these large inflatable flamingos ASAP. But sadly, to no avail, I was unable to find a retailer where I could purchase one from (yes, I did run a Google search query but unfortunately no luck). I would genuinely appreciate if you and/or the Dirty Army faithful would be prepared to offer some sage advice as to where I could get one. And I would like to get one expeditiously. The longer I wait in the absence of this inflatable flamingo, the more my thirst needs to be quenched. Please HELP!
Can someone please help this fine gentleman.- nik