Emi Sklar Was Bound To Be Posted


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was so happy when Emi got posted! It was only a matter of time before she got exposed on TheDirty. I live in Hawaii and know Emi all too well… She works at pretty much EVERY hostess bars in Honolulu. If you happen to have enough cash in your wallet, she will literally do WHATEVER you want. The funny thing is her mom also go to clubs with her to pick up rich American men… I guess being a slut runs in the family. Nik, that girl does not model. She is cute but far from a model. She isn’t thin or striking enough for that. Her main goal in life is to find a trout to take care of her and doing some small promotional gigs. Clock is ticking girl! You’re already in your 30’s and way past your prime!

Sorry Emi, if you cannot find your exit strategy Trout by 30 years old… you missed your window.- nik



Emi Sklar Is No Angel


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I met that girl Emi a while back and was curious about her. She seemed cute and sweet but I didn’t pursue her because she has a sketchy vibe about her. She is a “model” yet NONE of her photos are published. I was shocked when I started going through her social media and saw all those pictures of her traveling for “work”… Who sponsors Emi?

I’m guessing there is an issue with Emi Sklar’s teeth?- nik

Honolulu’s Spokeswoman Laura Grace D’angeli


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I would like to introduce you to Laura Grace D’angeli. She works as a spokeswoman with a weekly 2 minute segment on the news channel weekend events. She believes that this and appearing on 2 episodes of Hawaii 5-O makes her world famous. She is from the ghettos of Jersey but pretends she is from NYC.  Clearly she has daddy issues = major whore… She copes with her depression by buying Instagram followers (her followers fluctuate by 1-2K per day—haha) and pretending she lives a lavish life due to her hard work “modeling.” Most of the photos she posts are not even her images and many of her “vacations” are faked, courtesy of google images. Anyone who knows her is aware that she has the body of a little boy: flat chested with no waist at all. Check out the pics of fake girls with curves that she pretends to be (especially profile pic). She does she go on some vacations, but how can she pay for it? You guessed it, Nik! She is another broke, pill-addicted escort turning any trick she can on sugar daddy websites.  From the weave, gigantic nose and horrible clown lipstick she wears, girl needs some MAJOR help! What do you think, Nik? Thanks for the Dirty, love the site, great work!

Lauren Makk is a homewrecker


THE DIRTY ARMY: BLauren Makk contacted me under an alias to let me know my husband was cheating on my with her. Comes to find out, they have been seeing each other for over a year, she’s also been asking him to convince me to have an abortion. He broke it off, I guess she got sour and decided to contact me. Apparently she likes going on Craigslist and posting sex solicitation ads, which is how she met my husband.

Honolulu’s Favorite Cherry Lei


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Cherry Lei is the biggest slut in Hawaii. She’s old as f*ck yet tries way too hard to act like she’s young. Cherry’s got this nasty underbite, you’d think with all the go go events she got, she would have enough money to afford dental care. A few years ago, she got caught up trying to f*ck around with some dude from LA who had a lady at the time. She’s the biggest fluke on the planet with TONS of cellulite on her flat ass and fat stomach. She even looks like she’s having a damn seizure when she dances! WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO HIRE THAT TYPE OF ENTERTAINMENT AT ALL?! Would you even want to touch or get near this skank, let alone hire her at your events?!

Sloot Here


THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, love ur site DIRTY ARMY STRONG! help me but this bitch on a blast! she is the biggest slut ive ever met, she like`s to pretend to be your friend but actually tryies to fck ur boyfriend behind ur back, She thinks she is so hot and can get any guy she wants. The sad thing is, she usually ends up going home with a new guy every night she has f*cked of 150 guys. most of them are in the military or a tourist. she will not hastate to take your mom when you are not looking. She is always down to f*ck and will tell you anything if you want a good time give Whitney a call but don’t wear a condom its a waste of time, what she has will melt it. She hangouts out at the country bar on pearl harbor a lot if you are looking for her.

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