THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t really hate you, but I cant read this news story without thinking of this chick getting sh*t and pissed on. Shes screaming rape but we all know it was a Sh*t/Piss cruise. I think this chick knew what was up and is now trying to get this dude for a lump some…no pun intended. Because “Spain has reopened a rape probe against a Saudi prince who is one of the world’s richest people, looking again at allegations he drugged and sexually assaulted a young model on a yacht on the Mediterranean island of Ibiza, according to court papers.”A warning to all girls who think they are models: If you do drugs, never be on a yatch, and I only know of Ibiza from Swedish House Mafias – Miami to Ibiza…well theres just no saving you…carry on. Secondly…considering this guy is worth approx 19.1 billion dollars, it might be safe to say this chick is bangin! DA Strong!
I think this Saudi Prince should make a counter offer: Three bowel movements on the rape victim’s body in a private location of her choice for 1 million dollars and all charges will be dropped. This will make the her the Porta-Potty champion of the world.- nik