God, I Hate You Nik Richie

God I hate you

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t really hate you, but I cant read this news story without thinking of this chick getting sh*t and pissed on. Shes screaming rape but we all know it was a Sh*t/Piss cruise. I think this chick knew what was up and is now trying to get this dude for a lump some…no pun intended. Because “Spain has reopened a rape probe against a Saudi prince who is one of the world’s richest people, looking again at allegations he drugged and sexually assaulted a young model on a yacht on the Mediterranean island of Ibiza, according to court papers.”A warning to all girls who think they are models: If you do drugs, never be on a yatch, and I only know of Ibiza from Swedish House Mafias – Miami to Ibiza…well theres just no saving you…carry on. Secondly…considering this guy is worth approx 19.1 billion dollars, it might be safe to say this chick is bangin! DA Strong!

I think this Saudi Prince should make a counter offer: Three bowel movements on the rape victim’s body in a private location of her choice for 1 million dollars and all charges will be dropped. This will make the her the Porta-Potty champion of the world.- nik


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The Worst Weekend Of My Life

I Need To Know

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’m 100% serious when i say this, this guy is not gay…seriously.  His name is Alex Martin and apparently he’s a model which is why he is allowed to dress like this.  I think i lost about 5 lbs from laughing at this guy when he tried talking to me, he didnt appreciate that.  I goota know what you think about this spainard.

I think he loves to do belly flops. Ibiza, welcome to the game of life we call TheDirty.com.- nik

Beware Of This Crook In Ibiza

Beware ! crook in Ibiza, Spain

Beware ! crook in Ibiza, Spain

Beware ! crook in Ibiza, Spain

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware of Nicolas Amice a french crook just landed on the beautiful island of ibiza. After doing is dirty work in France and Morocco is now with his new trick living high life doing a lot of pepsi in ibiza. He is claiming that he is going to get 2M€ from a trial in France so restaurant owners get him in the business as partner waiting the money from the trial. They pay him a salary, free food free drinks, he can enter for free in all the night club and shag a lot of girls(with out protection because he can’t do it with).

Which dude are we talking about, the one in the red dress?- nik

Little Princess

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik There is a fake rip off wannabe Jersey Shore show here in Holland called ‘Oh oh Cherso’. It’s about a bunch of losers going to Greece to party and everything, basically just a Jersey Shore lookalike show. Well, one of the girls has some semi nude pics that leaked in the internet. EVERYONE (also every single man) is disgusted by the body of this girl.. like WTF? I need your professional opinion Nik. It has been on the news and everything here, not just because it’s *her* but because her body is just crazy nasty!
Whats with all these chunky butts thinking they can/should model.- nik

Will We Be Seeing These In Vegas Next Pool Season

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been saving this for you for a rainy day; they actually sell these bikinis in Europe. Some of them have a bit much in hanging out of their tacos and don’t get me started on the wizard sleeve. Will we be seeing these in Vegas next pool season?

I hope we do… those swimmers are magical.- nik

Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Girlfriend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cristiano Ronaldo’s latest girlfriend, Irina Shayk, gotta be the hottest and sexiest chick in the world!!! Those sultry eyes, the plump lips and lets not forget the hot body. I understand why she is a sports illustrated swimsuit model, not to mention armani, guess, intimissi etc. Dont you think she is a perfect mix of jessica alba and adriana lima?

The relationship has to be fake.  Cristiano only likes big boned women.- nik

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