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French National Football Team’s 16 Year Old Prostitute

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is photos of the 17 year old hooker at the center of a scandal involving 4 major players of the french world cup soccer team, she was only 16 in some of these photos. They were paying her $3000 a time to have sex with her and flew her all over the world. They are facing getting banned from the world cup.

They should ban the entire squad since they are only going to make it to the quarterfinals at best.- nik

True Life Euro D-Bags

Not a real Italian Jersey Shore, but LOTS of true life Euro D-Bags

Not a real Italian Jersey Shore, but LOTS of true life Euro D-Bags

THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid Marco is the biggest douche bag. He is only 18. He pretty much appears in all the pics, but looks the most douche in the fourth one.. He is on the right in a white shirt/blouse. He is always the chubbier stockier one. Anyway, you seriously should consider putting more European cities up. He is from Catanzaro in Italy, but lies about being from Cosenza. BTW- This is all in the Calabria region. Thankfully, he sometimes travels to Ibiza and to Barcelona with his father so I can put him in this category. What can I say? He always wears Carrera sunglasses and wants to act like a mack daddy. He thinks he can pull the hottest chicks. He even speaks in a fake Cosentino accent/dialect and his stupid little friends actually believe he is from Cosenza. What do you think Nik???? Does he have game?

Chicks…what are you talking about this guy is gay.- nik

You Have To Say Yes

Yes straight away

Yes straight away

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hi from Barcelona (Europe) Nik! Here we are big fans of ur website too. So this is one of the news girl in Spain and everytime i see her reporting I have this feeling you would say yes. Above everything she has this amazing eyes. You can’t say no.

Answer: No, her thighs are way too big for me to even consider.

Breast Feeding Doll


THE DIRTY ARMY: (Fox News)– A Spanish toymaker known as Berjuan has developed a breast-feeding doll that comes with a special halter top its young “mothers” wear as they pretend to breast-feed their “babies.” The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would. The doll — called Bebe Gloton, which translates as “gluttonous baby” — makes sucking noises as it “feeds.”

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Is breast milk sold separately?- nik

Caption of the Day

banana dick


DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Audi-Gay Loves Banana Gregs? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner – Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



Don’t Be A Douchebag


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is rocco this dude thinks hes hot sh*t! he can’t pull girls and his pick up line is telling people he is a d&g modle from ibiza..this kid is worthless..this websitw is made for him! GIRLS BEWARE!! He thinks he is Italian but is more mexican as they come. He speaks fluent Spanish and owns a burrito stand on the west side. On the weekands he wears Ed Hardy but catch him any day of the week in cowboy boots and a sombrero selling tamales to any cr*ckhead he can. so nick what do you think? is he a douch or wat?

He owns a burrito stand? I bet you he tells girls he owns his own restaurant business to make himself sound better.- nik

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