Lara Cole Would Make A Great DC


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was just wondering what nickname people should give this girl since Chewy, Wicked Tuna and Scars all have a hard on for this wanna be Playmate.

They look natural.- nik

Conniving Cheat


THE DIRTY ARMY: Met this guy, Kevin Michael York, on Tinder. He travels a lot for what he said was work, but come to find out that he has several girls in different cities all over the U.S. and that he’s been sleeping with all of them. He lies about his age and pretends to be a good christian man with morals. He tries to con, but his drinking problem gets in the way and he can’t keep up with his lies. He keeps his phone locked and when someone calls he walks away and hides the conversation. He puts women at risk of drd’s and God knows what else. He’s a liar and predator and when he gets caught he runs fast and tries to back peddle and go for any other girl that will take him back. Moron keeps most of his girlfriends on Facebook and the really nasty ones know about his cheating and don’t care. Exposing the rest of us who believed his lies to God knows what. Waiting on my results and will have to get tested in 3 months and 6 months again.

Rehab(itual) Reject


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hide your wallets, gentlemen. And avoid eye contact, at all cost. This is STEPHANIE RULLIS, originally from Rahway, NJ. She is a whacked out, 39 year old drug whore and nympo. She met my good friend and professional boxer at a rehab in Florida. He was vulnerable, she seduced him. He moved her up to His hometown in Pittsburgh. She grew so OBSESSED with him, she began feeding him her**n I.V’s to keep him in her grimy hold. She has nearly ruined his entire life and boxing career by gas lighting him and sucking off every dope dealer in PA/NJ. She puts most of her psychotic energy into c*nt- blocking (out) every positive influence in His life – in fear of losing her filthy, std infested, lock on him. Now he’s on the edge and she’s about to push him off for good, just so no one else can have him long enough to lead him back to good sense.*Pittsburgh and *Jersey *BEWARE!–>Stephanie Rullis – human garbage, lowest form of scum. This piggy will destroy your life with her dirty needles and heinous stalker glare. She just may be sitting outside your home right now.

Arrogant Jersey Trash


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Zay Rodriguez the most arrogant self absorbed drug dealing piece of human waste you will ever come across in your life. He constantly disrespects women, calling them fat, ugly, c*nts, b*tches, every name under the sun. Funny cuz his sisters a huge dyke, probably pissed that she gets more pssy then him. He constantly talks shit about his friends behind their backs, steals from them, whatever he can use them for to further boost his pathetic ch***dia infested ego. He thinks he’s a rapper but his mixes suck and he doesn’t realize that we all laughing at him because he’s soo full of himself. This guy claims to be a baller but his mama pays for all his clothes and everything he owns. Put this fool on blast!

Miami Mike


THE DIRTY ARMY: BEWARE: This 34 year old is a promoter that runs around nightclubs wearing a panda on his head. He cheats on his girlfriend constantly and is a pathological liar. Don’t let his smooth talk fool you, he doesn’t mean any of the slick things that come out of his mouth. I met him and was unaware of all of this but I very soon found out everything. Not to mention he is awaiting a murder trial.

The Transformation of Carli Babel the Contouring Clown

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I don’t even know where to begin. I guess we should start with the nose. She claims that she never had a nose job, but that she achieves the appearance of a smaller nose through the magic of contouring. More like the magic of rhinoplasty. Her gullible fans also believe she achieves a fuller lip with lip liner. I guess Carli and Kylie Jenner buy the same lip liner. What else can I add to the fake list? Her hair – extensions. Her eyes – contacts. Her +2’s – padded bras. Everything about her is fake except for her pointy ears. I suggest the next time she sees her plastic surgeon for her Botox maintenance that she asks them to fix her elf ears. I wonder if her moronic and naive fans will ever realize that this Kim K wannabe puts on a Miss Goody Two Shoes routine just so she can buy expensive purses and red bottoms? Probably not. Maybe after seeing these photos they’ll realize just what money, multiple plastic surgeries, make-up, photoshop, etc. can do to one’s appearance. On another note, I’m all for Carli using these photos for #TransformationTuesday.

**Yes, that is the same person in the all the pictures. – JV

Adderall is one hell of a drug.- nik

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