THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, this girl sarah laing is the dirtiest girl in langley. she sleeps with every guy that gives her some pepsi, and books trips on the sugar daddy website prostituting herself to any vacation trip possible. she cheated on every boyfriend she has ever had and has dating sites on every possible web app. she is known in langley as the gangster pass around, she crew hops from on group to the next, sleeping with any drug dealer that will have her. she even flew out to the bahammas to bang some old man in a disgusting gang bang where the guys didn’t even wrap it up. she has ripped off every friend or guy who has ever been kind to her or trusted her, i think she is finally running out of people who want anything to do with her in langley. just this last new years she fucked another guy without protection, cheating on her then fiancee, then went to the new years party with her fiancee just two days later, telling him that she loved him. gross. this girl loves to meet random guys off the internet for one night stands, i don’t even understand how someone can have such a lack of respect for themselves. she even has a daughter, what a horrible mother this chick is. what a slut! i feel so bad for her kid, can you imagine how embarrassed that kid will be to grow up and learn about all this? her last boyfriend was away at work and she hooked up with some guy off plenty of fish the first day she met him, telling him she was trophy wife material. what a sucker.