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The Ladies Love Jad Desphy


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, we all know these girls hangout with Jad Desphy for his looks and personality… LOL. You think he gives them drugs? Or they take the drugs willingly so they can complete part two of their “job”(hotel sex).

I think the girl on the left covered her face because she wore jeans to the club.- nik





Suzy Favor Hamilton: From Olympian to Escort


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just wanted to hear everyone’s thoughts on Suzy Favor Hamilton and her new book “Fast Girl: A Life Spent Running from Madness”. For those of you who do not know, Suzy was a College track star who won various NCAA championships, national titles and went to the Olympics 3 times. After she retired from running, she settled into a seemingly domesticated life. She married her college sweetheart, had a baby and became a successful real estate agent. Suzy had also been living her life “undiagnosed” with Bipolar Disorder. After she had her baby, she experienced severe Postpartum Depression. She claims that she began taking Zoloft to treat her mental health issues. And that the Zoloft made her feel awesome! Like she almost got a high from taking it. She then claims that she began to act recklessly and erratic. Suzy went berserk and jumped on the Cray-Train during an anniversary trip to Las Vegas. She and her husband went sky-diving one morning, then hired a prostitute for a spicy 3-way that night! Suzy claims that the 3-way experience set her manic behavior in overdrive and that it made her hyper sexualized…

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Holy JoJo Babie

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Chewy’s ex-bff is looking AMAZING!!! Someone said she had canckles but as you can see here, she is top notch from head to toe.  Her 2nd boob job turned out great… but she is missing one thing that most Asian girls lack, a nice butt.  How long before she starts injecting stuff down there?

I never knew how massive her legs are.- nik



Is Thien Thy Huynh Nguyen Selling A Fake Product


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is pretty famous on IG for her mega huge boobs… She claims they are so big from a magical pill that she takes… and also happens to sell.  She has nice cars, including a Ferrari and is always dripping in designer stuff.  Before I purchase these pills, I wanted to see if anyone has tried them and how were the results?!?!

Yup, those boobs are definitely made from pills… the implants are imaginary.- nik

Can You Turn A Sugar Baby Into A Housewife

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m an older dude who loves to hook up with much younger women.  Recently I met a stripper sugar baby and we really hit it off.  We have a special connection and I have no doubt we are in love. I know she loves my money and stability and that’s fine. I don’t mind taking care of her while she goes to school. I’ve really fallen deeply in love and I can’t let her go. I want to marry her and make her life fantastic but everyone tells me I can’t turn a ho into a housewife. Do you think it’s possible that she can quit drugs, stripping and her sugarbaby lifestyle if I provide well for her? I would pay for her school, take her on trips, buy her nice gifts, allowance and at some point whatever car she chooses.

It’s 2015. There is no such thing as a Housewife. YOU CAN’T TURN ANYTHING INTO A HOUSEWIFE. Marry this chick and enjoy 3 solid years (do not get her pregnant) and rotate like volleyball. Make sure you pay for the LaserAway too.- nik

Thoughts on Jerrica Faye


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, just wondering your thoughts on Tropic Beauty cover model on Jerrica Faye; a lot of men that I know have met her and fell in love and she’s been seen on Fake Equis’ IG page. Besides her eyebrows I think she’s beautiful and a lot better than The Office and all these other women who have a million followers.

Those look like two totally different chicks. The one on the left is about 26 pounds heavier than the woman in the poster.- nik

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