THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m an older dude who loves to hook up with much younger women. Recently I met a stripper sugar baby and we really hit it off. We have a special connection and I have no doubt we are in love. I know she loves my money and stability and that’s fine. I don’t mind taking care of her while she goes to school. I’ve really fallen deeply in love and I can’t let her go. I want to marry her and make her life fantastic but everyone tells me I can’t turn a ho into a housewife. Do you think it’s possible that she can quit drugs, stripping and her sugarbaby lifestyle if I provide well for her? I would pay for her school, take her on trips, buy her nice gifts, allowance and at some point whatever car she chooses.
It’s 2015. There is no such thing as a Housewife. YOU CAN’T TURN ANYTHING INTO A HOUSEWIFE. Marry this chick and enjoy 3 solid years (do not get her pregnant) and rotate like volleyball. Make sure you pay for the LaserAway too.- nik