THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, The other day I was browsing IG hashtags and came across the account of a crazy woman that believes she is Kim Kardashians twin. At first I thought she was just joking but it turns out she is dead serious. She’s also slightly obsessed, even more delusional. She’s trying to create her own selfie book and hopes to sell it for profit. I left a comment on her page to inform her that she looked like a clown with that awful lip liner technique she’s been doing. She blocks anyone who disagrees with her self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian twin status instantly. Honey – we can tell where your lips end and where your face begins. You are not fooling anyone by trying to draw on fake lips. You simply look like a clown and I feel bad for you. Please stop smearing lipstick on your face and pretending that it’s just part of your lip you joker.
The book’ll mirror a slowly inflating balloon.- nik